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Kevin Federline was spotted mid-goatee carrying a new BOLA Trainer, presumably for Britney Spears so she can get back in shape. I assume this is what they do now. Kevin Federline brings home exercise equipment and Britney Spears brings home clothes that aren’t meant for fourteen year old boys. Neither of them actually use the stuff, but at least they’ve found a way to communicate without actually having to talk to each other.
More of Kevin Federline getting people in shape after the jump.
Big Daddy Cool | July 19, 2006 at 1:33 pm
First!
EvilFiend | July 19, 2006 at 1:37 pm
…would be easier for her just to get the fat sucked out of her fat ass… or maybe kevin can hold a bag of cheettos of front of her while she runs on the trendmill?
BrianMolko | July 19, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Maybe it’s for him? I bet he’s been observing all the other rap stars are toned with pecs and muscles and he thought to himself “so THAT’S why my music isn’t selling”.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 1:39 pm
I hate him.
I hate his big dumb fucking sneakers.
I hate his stupid fucking Yankees hat.
I hate his ugly fucking shorts.
I hate his fucking weasel-face.
I hate his ugly fucking tattoos.
I hate his ugly fucking gigantic watch.
I hate his fucking scruff on his face.
If that’s his truck, I fucking hate those rims.
Charlaurz McHall | July 19, 2006 at 1:39 pm
http://celebreligion.com
we are back….
CoJo | July 19, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Since they are dropping hints, Brit should get K-Fed a Karoke machine, a razor, and a gift certificate to the “Your white and there is nothing you can ever do to change that” store.
hotintempe | July 19, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Hes cute, bangable, but I would get annoyed real quick.
jane's eyre | July 19, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Those are some of the gayest shoes EVER. They look like something one of the boy cabbage patch dolls would wear. And if there’s anything gayer than a boy cabbage patch doll, well, I haven’t seen it.
januaryanne | July 19, 2006 at 1:49 pm
i guarantee he thought those were baby toys when he bought them
SpecialAgentWind | July 19, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Funny how Kfed isn’t getting our hints that he sucks ass & should die.
#6 – hee hee.
Italian Stallion | July 19, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I thought their baby’s name was Sean Preston, who’s Hints, and how come she didn’t just drop him herself? I thought that was her job now, creating retards……….
sillyleen | July 19, 2006 at 1:53 pm
#4 – AMEN!!!
CoJo | July 19, 2006 at 1:57 pm
#7 – He’s only “cute and bangable” if you’re definition of “cute” is a white boy who wishes he was black and had talent and “bangable” as a person that one can potentially bang with a brick, bat or fist.
gas_up_the_hrududu | July 19, 2006 at 2:01 pm
K-Fed thinks it’s a gigantic diaphragm, and he’s praying that this one is big enough to keep Brit from continuously getting knocked up.
PapaHotNuts | July 19, 2006 at 2:03 pm
That’s Brittany’s new diaphram.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Why is he recoiling in horror in the last picture? Did someone hold up a sign with the word “TALENT” printed on it? Or “CAUCASION”?
hotplateface | July 19, 2006 at 2:05 pm
@17: No, they held up a picture of you in your bathing suit.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 2:14 pm
EW! someone left a spent condom in space #18.
RichPort | July 19, 2006 at 2:15 pm
That’s the first piece to the time machine he’s building. He wants to go back to 2000 when she was extremely fuckable and he would watch her videos while Shar was going down on him. That, or he uses that to shield his eyes when Brit undresses, because her pasty glow can cause temporary blindness.
pop | July 19, 2006 at 2:15 pm
hey k-fed, all the b-boys from 1996 called…they want their hat back….
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
IFuckingHateYou | July 19, 2006 at 2:24 pm
How come this fucker ain’t dead et, did the rap wars settle down and nobody told me?
Maybe he needs to title his next album “The 2nd Coming of Tupac” and the brothers would finish him off.
Either that or we have to wait until he gets drunk and Two Ton Britney rolls over on him in her sleep.
bigponie | July 19, 2006 at 2:26 pm
last pic, talkin to the photographer
hey, yo yo yo, check dis out, I got dis exercise shit on sale at k-mart so my fat bitch can start workin out you know what I mean, I mean shit, da bitch gotta look good when she’s standin next to me, I’ve got a reputation with the ladies, shit dude it’s at a point where I’m seein four asses when I got her doggystyle…and dat shit smells like shit…alright dude, let’s keep this shit between us…peace out
semicongal | July 19, 2006 at 2:27 pm
slight correction… that’s a BOSU trainer (BOth Sides Up) K-fed is carrying.
hotplateface | July 19, 2006 at 2:27 pm
@19: Hardy-har-har. Too bad your drunken father hadn’t thought to use one the night you were conceived. It would free-up some space on this website.
CoJo | July 19, 2006 at 2:32 pm
In the third picture he has the same look on his face as the online predators do on Dateline NBC after they find out they’ve been duped.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 2:40 pm
The Quick Hands Bola Trainer is the most effective tool on the market to develop lightning fast reactions and quick, accurate hands. It is great for baseball, basketball, football, hockey, martial arts, boxing and any other sport or activity that involves eye-hand coordination and athletic skill.
Okay, maybe he’s getting it for Britney so she doesn’t drop her kid(s) anymore? It certainly isn’t for him, since I’m sure the most activity he does is lift 40s of St. Ides to his ugly fucking mouth and chainsmoke Newports.
hotplateface | July 19, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Do you ever SHUTUP? God, I bet your husband has to stuff a sock in your mouth so you won’t complain about what the kids did all day while he’s trying to drill your fat ass.
Sassy | July 19, 2006 at 2:43 pm
# 4, # 8 and # 15, you’ve said it all. hahahahahaha
francesfarmer | July 19, 2006 at 2:48 pm
haha diaphram…yeah Britney wouldn’t even know what that was let alone know how to spell it even if it was slapped in her cuntry cunt secretly, that chick is going to have 5 more children GUARANTEED, the only good she can do this world is repopulate it with her stupidity
francesfarmer | July 19, 2006 at 2:52 pm
OK before anyone jumps on my ass I realized after I submitted that diaphragm is spelt wrong, I blame papahotnuts entirely haha…but who spells diaphragm with a G honestly, excuse me while I go hide in my cave
SpecialAgentWind | July 19, 2006 at 2:53 pm
#28 – Thats a bit funny considering all you do all day is eat too much shit and wait for jrzmommy to post. I don’t believe this website is called The Superficial JRZMommie.
Did she dump you and tell everyone how tiny your dick was in the schoolyard that you have such a hard-on for her? Seriously get a life or get hit by a truck.
jane's eyre | July 19, 2006 at 3:01 pm
@30
I don’t think repopulating the earth with her stupidity would qualify as a good thing. I think the only good she could do for this world would be for her to go find out if there really IS a hole at the bottom of the sea.
CoJo | July 19, 2006 at 3:05 pm
@32 – AMEN, child! It’s like get an effing room already with those two. Bore me to death – it’s not even funny, it’s borderline retarted and not retarted like Cameron Diaz retarted, retarted like I drool and don’t have control of my bowels retarted.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 19, 2006 at 3:07 pm
So what is my husband trying to tell me if he’s always bringing home banana cream pies, industrial boxes of douche, and Asian hookers? Does that mean he remembered my birthday?
CoJo | July 19, 2006 at 3:12 pm
#35 – No. It means he thinks your Lindsay Lohan.
Fugurself | July 19, 2006 at 3:14 pm
On dropping hints….
I think Britney should take of her large bloomers and drop a large, wet and nasty hint on Federline tonight while he is sleeping. That will teach him a lesson about dropping hints.
twzzlrgirl | July 19, 2006 at 3:21 pm
O.k., the round thing in his right hand looks like a sit-n-spin. New sex toy? or maybe to help Brit throw up after eating her eleventh bag of cheetohs.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 3:22 pm
retarded like not knowing how to spell retarded or retarded like fuck you retarded?
cavanaugh | July 19, 2006 at 3:23 pm
so whats the news? he sucks, she sucks him and they lived sucking ever after.
NEXT!
CoJo | July 19, 2006 at 3:34 pm
jrzmommy, thanks for pointing that out, you would know how to spell retarded…it’s kind of like how you never forget how to spell your own name, you effing retard. Besides, I wasn’t even going after you personally, it’s just the bickering – jesus. I come here for fun. Relax, jizza.
HollyJ | July 19, 2006 at 3:38 pm
…. in other Spears news ….
http://www.angelfire.com/sk/abs/brit.html
Italian Stallion | July 19, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I hope he gets the hint when no one buys his shitty rap albums…………
DancingQueen | July 19, 2006 at 4:18 pm
This guy gives black people a bad name.
BarbadoSlim | July 19, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Ok, this just needs to be said, if you’re not a Crip or Blood (or any of their subsidiary gangs) you don’t need to be dressing like that.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 19, 2006 at 6:01 pm
It’s a new sit-n-spin sex toy. K-Fag is soooo lazy that he doesn’t even fuck his cash cow (figurative and literal). Somewhere, a chubby Britney daydreams about the good old days with Justin… when sex was fun and not a chore, when she would wear a strap-on and do Justin hard as he dressed and acted like Christina Aguilera. Good times…
diamondprynzez | July 19, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Ahhh…
that poor Bosu.
Jedi Kevin | July 19, 2006 at 6:53 pm
How about getting an EBOLA trainer? It’s infectilitious!
herbiefrog | July 19, 2006 at 7:06 pm
#35 not alowed to respond but lol
craVC=
CRACK
[oops caps]
just crack that
[sorry lost it]
[...go again...]
ok
no… sorry…
…what was the question?
VanillaSalTyBaLLs | July 19, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Only 1 bitch has less street cred than K-Fed… and he moved out of the country.
herbiefrog | July 19, 2006 at 7:10 pm
#44 but that’s how i dress
well i like to slit the collar
don like tight thinks round my throat
…what waas the kestion?