How many of us have found what we’re best at? Kevin has. And now he does it for a living. He’s turned going to the ATM machine and taking out other people’s money into an art! There is no wasted motion, so fluid. It comes so easy to the guy, he’s yawning! Game recognize game. I salute thee, Kevin Federline, I salute thee.
Credit Maria for the tip.
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uncommonamerican | January 20, 2006 at 2:59 pm
He’s sleepy. He was up all night playing Dance Dance Revolution but he ran out of quarters.
LOOKWHATICANDO | January 20, 2006 at 3:05 pm
I think he is yawning, because, he is humming his new song to himself, and even he s bored with it.
ZoomBoy | January 20, 2006 at 3:11 pm
*Yawn* “Another day, another 5k of Brit’s money, another pound of weed. Life is so boring…”
ESQ | January 20, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I am so waiting for the day K-Fucked hooks up with Pee-pee Hilton and spends all of her money.
gossipmonger | January 20, 2006 at 3:30 pm
YAWN…like taking candy from a baby…
teleporter | January 20, 2006 at 3:37 pm
I like the “I’m an eight year old with moon boots on” look. Maybe he should just tight roll them since he has the untied white high-tops on. I seem to remember that being fashionable when Vanilla Ice and Poison were all the rage. Of course they aren’t, and never will be giant bags of douche when compared to K-fed, relatively speaking, of course.
K-fed makes me ashamed to be a human being.
Sheva | January 20, 2006 at 3:38 pm
It’s a highlight of life dirtbag moment.
Shaun | January 20, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Maybe, now just maybe, he was being a good for Brit and decided to do the shopping for baby? Just a thought, I know.
Looking at those jeans he is wearing he looks like he’s got lock jaw from sucking to much nub the night before. Paying back owed debts. Where are your knee pads bitch boy?
:D
Queen LaQueefah | January 20, 2006 at 3:48 pm
that man was born with a star above his ass. no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he still manages to find another ambulant latrine to mate with, one with money who doesn’t mind having a guy at her side who can’t even get a fuggin’ job.
Shaun | January 20, 2006 at 3:50 pm
What a disturbing thought.
Typo* he was being good for Brit.
prideofchucky | January 20, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Yeah he just is yawning but I still like to think that maybe saying to himself in a high pitched gay squeal:
“A-A-A-h my god Yo! Looka alla dez benji’s!! I’z ratha gonna git usted to idt”
Layne | January 20, 2006 at 4:33 pm
you can pay for EVERYTHING these days with a credit card……except pot
wonder where he’s going….
Larry | January 20, 2006 at 4:41 pm
That’s hilarious! The poor guy, he can’t ever withdraw or spend money without this connection being made. He’s doomed, DOOMED I SAY!
HollyJ | January 20, 2006 at 4:46 pm
I hope all this publicity about the weed smoking has lead to the DEA staking out his home taking secret video 24/7/365.
If we’re lucky, they’ll leak one of Brit & KFed’s hot monkey sex romps to the net. I bet anthropologists and The National Geographic would pay big time to see that.
Mary45 | January 20, 2006 at 4:48 pm
So he’s going to meet the “man”… How does he stay so slim (even though it looks like his legs are 2 feet long), smokin all that weed??
rachel | January 20, 2006 at 5:15 pm
does he have his wedding ring on?
sedation | January 20, 2006 at 5:54 pm
look, you can see the outline of his wifebeater under his ratty thermal. my guess is he
a) never takes it off, so it has become fused to his body
b) has a full torso wife beater tattoo b/c he’s too lazy to bother to change it
c) wait, a & b could be the same thing . . .
laquilter | January 20, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Well, at least he’s gotten rid of the cornrows.
Zed | January 20, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Okay, I’m going to think positively about K-Fed for once. Maybe Kevie’s going to use that money to…
1. Pay off his drug dealer and thus spare his wife and child’s lives for failing to pay up on his coke and weed bill for so long?
2. Pay for drink tips on his hot date with Paris Hilton this weekend?
3. Pay off his drug dealer to spare Paris Hilton’s life?
That’s it. Can’t think of any other positive uses he would put it to. Unless he’s donating it to the Mother of Mercy fund at St. Catherine’s. Hey, it could happen, couldn’t it?
bigfatmomma | January 20, 2006 at 6:40 pm
This picture is worth posting?? I think i’m getting tired of seeing his weasely ass picture everyday.
The other trash is good stuff. keep up the good work.
HughJorganthethird | January 20, 2006 at 7:26 pm
At first I was confused by the lack of a wife-beater. Than I saw he has one on underneath.
K-fed keeps it so real it’s fucking scary.
MandySmurf | January 20, 2006 at 7:47 pm
He looks like a pseudo-Columbian drug lord.
ESQ | January 20, 2006 at 8:32 pm
humm…dee..dum…another hard day at work…
rachel | January 20, 2006 at 8:38 pm
I’m glad I wasn’t standing by him while he was yawning cuz he probably hasn’t brushed his teeth in weeks.
laquilter | January 20, 2006 at 8:50 pm
maybe instead of federline, his last name should be creditline?
playahater101 | January 20, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Life must be so hard when you’re a mooch.
Does this guy own anything besides white t-shirts/wife beaters and jeans?
I’m surprised he hasn’t drained all Brit’s bank accounts yet. With all his brilliant money making ideas, including the dance school with Michael Jackson’s father. THERE’S a winner!
pixel killya | January 20, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Sniff….stinks like updog in here.
BadGoat | January 20, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Give the guy credit. It’s a big responsibility, spending other people’s money.
Johnny Be Good | January 20, 2006 at 10:57 pm
“K-fed makes me ashamed to be a human being.”
Well said. All we can look forward to next (besides the divorce) is when K-Fed drops his first single on the laughable piece of shit album he has recorded and is mocked not only by Eminem et. al, but the general public at large.
The Lazy Asian | January 20, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Maybe he was depositing money. And maybe Ricky Martin is straight.
metroville | January 20, 2006 at 11:42 pm
K-Fiddle, Fiddle, Fiddle
The cat in the middle
The massively untalented moron ran away with the hillbilly’s money.
DannyJames | January 21, 2006 at 2:34 am
im tellin ya, this guy has to be hung like a friggin blue whale to keep Brits dishin out the dough. Chicks do that ya know :)
moomoovacaroo | January 21, 2006 at 3:07 am
the average blue whale penis size is 10 feet long by 1 foot in diameter. The penis of the blue whale is also known as a “dork”. What. Don’t look at me that way. I read it on the internet.
frankly, I don’t think brit’s all that picky, if anything her 55hour hubby said about the 2 straight days of orgies is true. fuck, eat cheetos, pretend to have abilities, sleep, fuck, pop out babies, sue a magazine, eat more cheetos…
what a life.
Kelly | January 21, 2006 at 6:50 am
Thinking “I just sucked my wife’s dick for all these money. Need to practice so when she divorces or I sent us to the poor house I know I will still git mine”
TommyO | January 21, 2006 at 11:47 am
K-Fiddle di Dum has got the right idea I think. I watch the show Cops and so I know that this happens in the wonderful world of trailer park white trash all the time. So what if its not his money? He’s the one that went and married that nasty hillbilly b***ch. I would have to jack all her money too, just to dull the pain of havin’ to wake up next to her in the morning. Jesus, I’m gonna vomit.
convictchick | January 21, 2006 at 12:52 pm
am i the only one who wishes they had k-feds life? hes my hero. not everyone can con a (formerly) super hot megastar into marrying them, having their baby and then handing over their hard earned millions. what a champ. go kevin!
Viola | January 21, 2006 at 2:35 pm
He said that he is going to postpone the release of his album “until people know him better”… I hope, somebody steals and destroys it by then. Where is Spiderman when you need one?? 8-)))
Jeremy1Esq | January 21, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Maybe if he had released it when he wrote the songs back in high school, the guy from Milli Vanilli would not have killed himself because he would have realized there actually was a bigger douchebag on the planet
Cuore56 | January 21, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Someone please tell me why he exists. Oh yeah, that song “Popozao” sucks more than anything on this planet. It has a horrible mix of “instruments” & he claims the word means “get your ass on the dance floor” in Protuguese. Methinks not. A choice lyric I can recall is, “I wanna see ya’ kitty & a little bit of titty.” Ummm…why has he been permitted to reproduce 3 times already? Someone should start a petition to have him sterilized.
DannyJames | January 21, 2006 at 6:07 pm
“i wanna see ya kitty and a little bit of titty”???????? Sounds like Anna Nicole writes his shit.
MonkeyWithTOES | January 21, 2006 at 8:09 pm
I understand the purpose of this site is to promote hatred, but thank you #36 convictchick for the reality check. Who doesn’t day dream about winning the lottery and telling our boss to shove the job up his/her ass? So the guy doesn’t have a regular job…..wish it was me! (Or are we talking the fact that he’s a guy and it is SHE who has the cash? Wouldn’t be a problem if it were the other way around I suspect….nobody’s ragging on Donald Trump’s current wife. Why do you think she married Donald? Because he’s hot?)
hafaball | January 21, 2006 at 8:43 pm
I don;t think he;s yawning, I think he;s singing. Singing about how damn rich he is, and how he doesn’t have to do a thing except take the money out of the machine. If he’s gonna do what he did to britney to every girl he comes in contact with…I say stay far away… O.o
Malice_Alice | January 21, 2006 at 11:40 pm
I married rich and don’t have to work. Nothing wrong with that. You bums are just jealous. Suckas.
LB | January 22, 2006 at 5:42 pm
K-Fed is infact a groundbreaking revolutionary, surging far ahead of the rest of us when it comes to the new concept of masculinity and feminism!
Why, with K-Fed’s help, women will see that they, in fact, don’t need us men to act in our primative hunter-gatherer ways, but instead simply need a test tube and another chick adept in the ways of cunnilingus.
Trust me, it’s only a matter of time before Britney moves to the island of Lesbos, and probably adopt whatever local religon they have there.
juicylips | January 22, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Britney and Kevin. Dirt recognize dirt.
soapbox | January 23, 2006 at 2:55 am
That’s him getting the first and last $5 from his album sales. Poopoozao all the way to the bank!
AmberDextrose | January 23, 2006 at 5:39 am
So much money, so little taste. What’s with them shoe-bootie (shootie?) things? They look like the last part of a decontamination outfit. Perhaps Britney makes him suit-up before approaching her after a night of slaggin’ around.
You know, that open mouth kinda looks like the expression on one of those sex dolls.
Aiwass | January 23, 2006 at 8:52 am
Next Kevin Fuckline step: have sex with all Pussycat Dolls, untis his member became soft, red and with cramps.
metroville | January 23, 2006 at 12:31 pm
This picture has been inspirational…
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976724644
Sara=hater | January 23, 2006 at 2:41 pm
No wedding bad, huh? But he kept the real symbol of the marriage with him….the ATM card!