Kevin Federline designing kids clothing line

February 25th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Oblivious to the fact there’s this place called Old Navy, Kevin Federline is designing a children’s clothing line to help parents who are tired of forking over hundreds of dollars just to put jeans on their two-year-olds. WWD Fashion reports:

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, bemoaning the perils of buying expensive clothing for the two sons he has with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

OR, and bare with me here, you could simply not buy $200 jeans for toddlers. Holy crap!

Photos: Flynet

  1. This actually works, because there’s a lot of fat little motherfuckers out there…

  2. Rhonda

    I can’t believe how fat he is. He looks so nasty.

  3. sushi

    I think it’s nice he’s designing a line for obese children.

  4. Romeo


  5. Haywood Jablowme

    Do the back of the kids jeans hang half way down their diapers?

  6. i love pretty girls with pretty feet

    that girl he is with has some very pretty red toes…i approve! very nicely shaped toe-nails…pretty red color…evenly sized…nice and white…what the hell is he doing with a girl with such lovely feet?

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    He should invest in shit he can USE: muu-muus and condoms that work!

  8. I thought K-fed would be smarter than buying his kids True Religion jeans. With all the alimony he gets, he should be spending it on himself. What a goon!

  9. ble

    Is he designing clothes for kids or eating them?

  10. Yourfairytale

    I think the poster was right about the sexist double standard. If K-Fed was a woman, people would still be harping about his weight until his self-esteem was so low he’d starve himself.

    So I will say it – JESUS HE IS FUCKING FAT! My gosh, lose some weight you ugly cow.

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