Kevin Federline designing kids clothing line

February 25th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Oblivious to the fact there’s this place called Old Navy, Kevin Federline is designing a children’s clothing line to help parents who are tired of forking over hundreds of dollars just to put jeans on their two-year-olds. WWD Fashion reports:

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, bemoaning the perils of buying expensive clothing for the two sons he has with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

OR, and bare with me here, you could simply not buy $200 jeans for toddlers. Holy crap!

Photos: Flynet

  1. Max Planck

    World’s most famous sperm donor.


  3. Jrz

    What the fuck is he talking about? He never bought them kids $200 jeans…..the Britney Bucks bought them kids $200 jeans.

    $200 JEANS???!!! FOR KIDS????!!!!!

    Jee. Zuss. Christ.

  4. hmmmmm

    what about “k fed is fat…what happened”???? Oh I forgot, the good old double stnadard. A chic gains a pound it is headlines, a guy gains what appears to be 50 and we focus on his business venture.

  5. hmmmmm

    what about “k fed is fat…what happened”???? Oh I forgot, the good old double stnadard. A chic gains a pound it is headlines, a guy gains what appears to be 50 and we focus on his business venture.

  6. Lori

    Ummm. When my kids rolled around in the dirt, I just PUT THE DAMN DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE WASHING MACHINE.

  7. Randal

    Kevin is the right man for this business. He’s been very successful with a singing career and is well known for his strong dance moves too. What really stands out is how good of a father he has been to his children.

    He gets it, he knows how it works and his line will be child proof.


  8. ANYONE who buys their kids $200 jeans deserves to be shot in the head.

  9. Pokey McSlapp

    Morons like this are unbelievable, and there’s no way anyone could be this clueless. Any day of the week, you can pick up a pair of Levi’s on a clearance rack for less than $20 and the damn things will last for years.

    I want to personally bitchslap any moron who would spend $200 on a pair of kid’s jeans. It doesn’t matter how much money you have–it’s just stupidity at that point.

  10. Jrz

    Anyhoo, now that I’m over my initial shock…..
    So what are these clothes gonna look like? Track pants, basketball shorts and goofy trucker hats? Whee….just what the world needs, more shitty outfits.

  11. ritta

    He was said to be found at a millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies winked to him.

  12. Richard McBeef


    K-Fed’s fatness has already been covered in several previous posts. So shut your fat fucking cakehole you fat fucking tub of fatty fat bitch.

  13. Randal's Rectum

    Yes Randal, K-Fed is a celebrity so therefore he’s good no matter what a pile of shit he is in reality you cun drinker. Squeeze your cheeks there’s a few ounces in there.
    How do you know “his” line of clothing will be childproof? Explain this to us.
    Worst poster in history.

  14. Mike Hawk

    He said the most hottest thing last recently when he was during visit at >>Fatasslandwhaledouchenozzlecluelessdipshittheyalreadymaketoughskinsandlevi’<<< You should always check it out sometime.

  15. Deacon Jones

    She always seems so happy with him :-)

  16. KFed is too fat to design. But he should check this out:

  17. Elsketcho

    A new line in trailer trash wear at only half the price of the reeeeeaaally expensive shit. What recession?

  18. swizz

    cheap kids clothes = Old Navy

    cheap wigger clothes designed by K-Fed = Old Gravy

  19. pap fan

    I can’t believe noone’s mentioned the Columbia300 Bowling Bag on his arm! He’s just leaving/going into the bowling alley!!!

  20. Darth

    It turns out that those bacon recipes are still succesful!?

  21. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Too much coffee, nothing to do at work……
    I keep trying to picture him naked, then punching him in the balls. I need help.

  22. Darth

    Superficial sweetie! Lowlands will soon send you an email.He’s recovering at the moment from a major job.Stretched out on the couch with a bottle (juice) next to him while zapping all the time.Have patient!

  23. Mike Walker

    Kevin Federline, yeah.

  24. Darth

    Lowlands just told me your Gmail-account didn’t work yesterday? Do you’ve any other option? Otherwise he’ll send the message to the site.

  25. He'sFatButGetsPrettyGirls

    She is a much pretty girl than he deserves. Is he really that charming to be around? It is amazing.

  26. Fati

    What in fucking hell is he yapping about?! You can buy fucking kids jeans for like $30 at the GAP or anywhere else. I’ve never seen a $200 pair of kids jeans in a regular store. Designer’s wear, maybe. What a fat idiot!

  27. p0nk

    wtf is up with celebudouches who, after failing all avenues of being a significant entertainer, resort to the fashion industry. Yeh, i can’t sing or act, guess i’ll go into fashion.

  28. gtech

    This guy’s stupidity is enough to make my head explode. Hey fatfuck why don’t you just go back to buying jeans at the same price you used to pay when you were a poor ass backup dancer ya dumb shit. God knows you weren’t living the high life back then, you let britneys nasty cunt get to your head.


  29. Darth

    K-fed’s legs have been shrunken too.Quite understandable with all those weight to carry.

  30. sam

    What a fucking idiot. He should do a “husky” line.

  31. There is no way his line is cooler/stupider than my popduds!

  32. carol

    You guys are so funny.

  33. carol

    You guys are so funny.

  34. me

    K-Fat is a typical moron from Clownifornia

  35. boo

    Looking at these pics reminds me why fat people should never smoke pot.

  36. Geez us Well fed, just shut up and milk the cow man!

  37. I’m on a beer diet..

  38. lucy

    How nice. He is so handsome, and I like him very much, I have seen him on
    _____Millionaire Romances com_____, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. I am so lucky.

  39. aaron

    being that the fuckhead already dresses like a giant baby, EASY MONEY!

  40. Such as m____
    Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

  41. Mike

    The laziest turd in the world. He wants to sit on his ass and collect money. I wouldn’t buy any thing he had any thing to do with.

  42. Balack Oboombox the socialist pig

    he design them from the materials of old Twinkie boxes? fat fuck. Obama is a reckless piece of dung.

  43. hausfrau

    BARE with me?? Come on, asshole.

  44. delic8

    Bear with me, not bare with me.

    I do not want to me naked in your presents.


  45. You will dress your kid with “FRAUDONLINE-CLOTHES”?
    We know right away how much you love your kid, hahahahahahahahahahaha

  46. Melissa

    Even if I were rich and could afford True Religion jeans for my toddler, there is NO WAY IN HELL I would buy them for her What a totally ridiculous waste of money!

    Hey Kevin, do you know how many pairs of pants from Walmart your kids could ruin with $200? (Hint: the answer is way more than one.)

  47. justifiable

    “Make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500″???

    Uh, it’s called SEARS – and for those who eat like you,, K-Fedders, they make the “Husky” size. Yeah, yeah, I know – you thought “Popozao” was filling a need, too.

  48. Sam

    Wow………he may have played Britney Spears like a fiddle but he is an idiot if he thinks he can play us…..

    Sigh sometimes I wonder…

  49. Skiddles

    Who would wear that filthy idiot’s clothing even for cheap!?

  50. Skiddles

    Who would wear that filthy idiot’s clothing even for cheap!?

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