Oblivious to the fact there’s this place called Old Navy, Kevin Federline is designing a children’s clothing line to help parents who are tired of forking over hundreds of dollars just to put jeans on their two-year-olds. WWD Fashion reports:
“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, bemoaning the perils of buying expensive clothing for the two sons he has with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”
OR, and bare with me here, you could simply not buy $200 jeans for toddlers. Holy crap!
Max Planck | February 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm
World’s most famous sperm donor.
Condom Man | February 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm
CONDOM MAN DOES NOT APPROVE
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 3:54 pm
What the fuck is he talking about? He never bought them kids $200 jeans…..the Britney Bucks bought them kids $200 jeans.
$200 JEANS???!!! FOR KIDS????!!!!!
Jee. Zuss. Christ.
hmmmmm | February 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm
what about “k fed is fat…what happened”???? Oh I forgot, the good old double stnadard. A chic gains a pound it is headlines, a guy gains what appears to be 50 and we focus on his business venture.
hmmmmm | February 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm
what about “k fed is fat…what happened”???? Oh I forgot, the good old double stnadard. A chic gains a pound it is headlines, a guy gains what appears to be 50 and we focus on his business venture.
Lori | February 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Ummm. When my kids rolled around in the dirt, I just PUT THE DAMN DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE WASHING MACHINE.
Randal | February 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Kevin is the right man for this business. He’s been very successful with a singing career and is well known for his strong dance moves too. What really stands out is how good of a father he has been to his children.
He gets it, he knows how it works and his line will be child proof.
Randal
Sportsdvl | February 25, 2009 at 3:59 pm
ANYONE who buys their kids $200 jeans deserves to be shot in the head.
Pokey McSlapp | February 25, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Morons like this are unbelievable, and there’s no way anyone could be this clueless. Any day of the week, you can pick up a pair of Levi’s on a clearance rack for less than $20 and the damn things will last for years.
I want to personally bitchslap any moron who would spend $200 on a pair of kid’s jeans. It doesn’t matter how much money you have–it’s just stupidity at that point.
Jrz | February 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Anyhoo, now that I’m over my initial shock…..
So what are these clothes gonna look like? Track pants, basketball shorts and goofy trucker hats? Whee….just what the world needs, more shitty outfits.
ritta | February 25, 2009 at 4:01 pm
He was said to be found at a millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies winked to him.
Richard McBeef | February 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@4&5
K-Fed’s fatness has already been covered in several previous posts. So shut your fat fucking cakehole you fat fucking tub of fatty fat bitch.
Randal's Rectum | February 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Yes Randal, K-Fed is a celebrity so therefore he’s good no matter what a pile of shit he is in reality you cun drinker. Squeeze your cheeks there’s a few ounces in there.
How do you know “his” line of clothing will be childproof? Explain this to us.
Worst poster in history.
Mike Hawk | February 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm
He said the most hottest thing last recently when he was during visit at >>Fatasslandwhaledouchenozzlecluelessdipshittheyalreadymaketoughskinsandlevi’sasshat.fuckyourselfsilly.com<<< You should always check it out sometime.
Deacon Jones | February 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm
She always seems so happy with him :-)
KFED SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT | February 25, 2009 at 4:25 pm
KFed is too fat to design. But he should check this out: http://dealwaiter.com
Elsketcho | February 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm
A new line in trailer trash wear at only half the price of the reeeeeaaally expensive shit. What recession?
swizz | February 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm
cheap kids clothes = Old Navy
cheap wigger clothes designed by K-Fed = Old Gravy
pap fan | February 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I can’t believe noone’s mentioned the Columbia300 Bowling Bag on his arm! He’s just leaving/going into the bowling alley!!!
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm
It turns out that those bacon recipes are still succesful!?
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Too much coffee, nothing to do at work……
I keep trying to picture him naked, then punching him in the balls. I need help.
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Superficial sweetie! Lowlands will soon send you an email.He’s recovering at the moment from a major job.Stretched out on the couch with a bottle (juice) next to him while zapping all the time.Have patient!
Mike Walker | February 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Kevin Federline, yeah.
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Lowlands just told me your Gmail-account didn’t work yesterday? Do you’ve any other option? Otherwise he’ll send the message to the site.
He'sFatButGetsPrettyGirls | February 25, 2009 at 5:06 pm
She is a much pretty girl than he deserves. Is he really that charming to be around? It is amazing.
Fati | February 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm
What in fucking hell is he yapping about?! You can buy fucking kids jeans for like $30 at the GAP or anywhere else. I’ve never seen a $200 pair of kids jeans in a regular store. Designer’s wear, maybe. What a fat idiot!
p0nk | February 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm
wtf is up with celebudouches who, after failing all avenues of being a significant entertainer, resort to the fashion industry. Yeh, i can’t sing or act, guess i’ll go into fashion.
gtech | February 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm
This guy’s stupidity is enough to make my head explode. Hey fatfuck why don’t you just go back to buying jeans at the same price you used to pay when you were a poor ass backup dancer ya dumb shit. God knows you weren’t living the high life back then, you let britneys nasty cunt get to your head.
YOU SIR, ARE INSIGNIFICANT.
Darth | February 25, 2009 at 5:22 pm
K-fed’s legs have been shrunken too.Quite understandable with all those weight to carry.
sam | February 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
What a fucking idiot. He should do a “husky” line.
http://www.popduds.com | February 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
There is no way his line is cooler/stupider than my popduds!
carol | February 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm
You guys are so funny.
carol | February 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm
You guys are so funny.
me | February 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm
K-Fat is a typical moron from Clownifornia
boo | February 25, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Looking at these pics reminds me why fat people should never smoke pot.
ROUGH DADDY | February 25, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Geez us Well fed, just shut up and milk the cow man!
FRIST!!! | February 25, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I’m on a beer diet..
lucy | February 25, 2009 at 6:49 pm
How nice. He is so handsome, and I like him very much, I have seen him on
_____Millionaire Romances com_____, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. I am so lucky.
aaron | February 25, 2009 at 7:24 pm
being that the fuckhead already dresses like a giant baby, EASY MONEY!
Casp | February 25, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Such as ____SugarBabyMeet.co m____
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
Mike | February 25, 2009 at 8:17 pm
The laziest turd in the world. He wants to sit on his ass and collect money. I wouldn’t buy any thing he had any thing to do with.
Balack Oboombox the socialist pig | February 25, 2009 at 8:38 pm
he design them from the materials of old Twinkie boxes? fat fuck. Obama is a reckless piece of dung.
hausfrau | February 25, 2009 at 11:46 pm
BARE with me?? Come on, asshole.
delic8 | February 25, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Bear with me, not bare with me.
I do not want to me naked in your presents.
Regards,
Emily
gerard Vandenberg | February 26, 2009 at 12:53 am
You will dress your kid with “FRAUDONLINE-CLOTHES”?
We know right away how much you love your kid, hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Melissa | February 26, 2009 at 1:22 am
Even if I were rich and could afford True Religion jeans for my toddler, there is NO WAY IN HELL I would buy them for her What a totally ridiculous waste of money!
Hey Kevin, do you know how many pairs of pants from Walmart your kids could ruin with $200? (Hint: the answer is way more than one.)
justifiable | February 26, 2009 at 2:02 am
“Make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500″???
Uh, it’s called SEARS – and for those who eat like you,, K-Fedders, they make the “Husky” size. Yeah, yeah, I know – you thought “Popozao” was filling a need, too.
Sam | February 26, 2009 at 2:10 am
Wow………he may have played Britney Spears like a fiddle but he is an idiot if he thinks he can play us…..
Sigh sometimes I wonder…
Skiddles | February 26, 2009 at 7:15 am
Who would wear that filthy idiot’s clothing even for cheap!?
Skiddles | February 26, 2009 at 7:15 am
Who would wear that filthy idiot’s clothing even for cheap!?