Star magazine claims Kevin Federline was having an affair with former porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney Spears filed for divorce from him. The two met in Las Vegas in December 2005 while Britney was visiting her family in Lousiana and apparently stayed in touch to have sex.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.” When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”
Besides the fact that it’s Star reporting, I find it tough to believe anybody would use Kevin Federline for sex. A human toilet maybe, even a trash can. But sex? That’d be like using Lindsay Lohan to cheat on the SAT’s. Which sounds like a good plan until you find out you scored so low they’ve sentenced you to death.
crabbie | November 29, 2006 at 8:34 am
I didn’t know there were blind porn-stars with no sense of smell.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
PlainJainGraphics.Com | November 29, 2006 at 8:36 am
Geez, why is everyone so surprised he chated on here… the lady he was living with was pregnant FFS when he hooked up with Britney… once a cheater, always a cheater…
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 8:41 am
I hate earl down to the molecular level, but, plowing a pornstar is NEVER something to be frowned upon, unless you’re a total homo.(no offense meant to the gay community homo is an empowerment term,keep reaching for that rainbow fellas or errr..whatever)
BriBri | November 29, 2006 at 8:42 am
“When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, ‘I’m in a committed relationship.’”
Haha!
frenchtoaststix | November 29, 2006 at 8:45 am
Ugh. One more reason to dislike Fedex. He will cheat with anything; a porn ho, a knothole. I hope his dick falls off.
jojo | November 29, 2006 at 8:46 am
You can tell K-feds breath stinks just by looking at him. So does his ass. And so does his nasty sack.
Courtney | November 29, 2006 at 8:46 am
I still say hanging out with Paris Hilton is way worse.
86 | November 29, 2006 at 8:49 am
Oh man. What a slap in the face to Britney. Maybe if she hadn’t gotten as big as a whale this wouldn’t have happened. Clearly this Kendra Jade person is just seeking some free press. The sex can not be good.
happy hands club | November 29, 2006 at 8:49 am
Well I’m sure she is a step up from Britney.
ImaCracka | November 29, 2006 at 8:52 am
FINALLY THAT WHITE BOY IS GETTING SOME STREET CREDS!!!!!!!!
NipsyHustle | November 29, 2006 at 9:01 am
of course the porn star used him for sex. she probably saw “chaotic”. all brit talked about nonstop was how amazing the sex was. of course this hooker doesn’t want kevin now. he’s been dismissed by brit and he’s penniless. he’s back to being a nobody.
and hey, even if he sucks in bed, i’m sure he got alot of spare ass because girls are stupid and egotistical enough to think “if he’s choosing to bang me when he’s married to Britney, then I must be better than she is”. she’s all smug like her pussy is heaven because he’s choosing to bury a bone in a conveniently located available hole. and maybe her stock did rise…. for the 7 minutes he rode her around the room like a stick horse. but now she’s just another hooker we’ll forget about tomorrow and her only claim to fame will be fucking the deadbeat talentless husband of a barefoot malibu hillbilly. Wow, she’s truly a winner!
newsflash ladies, no one’s pussy is any more magical than the next. proof? people like halle barry, denise richards, and uma thurman couldn’t keep their dogs in the yard. prince charles catted around on diana with an old man that looks just like him who he’s now married too. the list of fine ass women who had a mate cheat on them is limitless.
men want to bang as much poon as they can before they hit the dirt, period. i know he married you and said you were the only one he wanted but what he meant was “you’re the only one i want while you’re in my company”. no man wants to dig the same ditch for all of eternity. it’s not natural.
jrzmommy | November 29, 2006 at 9:08 am
Well then, it’s official…she’ll fuck anything. skank.
ponk | November 29, 2006 at 9:10 am
@5 I caught that too. Porn stars in a ‘committed relationship’ who fuck other married men on the side just for fun… I think my brain might implode.
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 9:11 am
“newsflash ladies, no one’s pussy is any more magical than the next. proof? people like halle barry, denise richards, and uma thurman couldn’t keep their dogs in the yard. prince charles catted around on diana with an old man that looks just like him who he’s now married too. the list of fine ass women who had a mate cheat on them is limitless.”
HALLELUJAH!!!
spread the word prophet, I shall immediately shave my head and start collecting money for you ministry!!!
squidtits | November 29, 2006 at 9:14 am
That’s crap. Vaginas can be attentive and loving, adapting to every thrust to the best of their ability, others are kind of detached and cold. It depends on the mind/heart that activates it.
EvilPotato | November 29, 2006 at 9:15 am
As much as I want to be offended on Britney’s behalf, she’s too much of a hillbilly skank (stepping on hypodermic needles from walking around barefoot in public? seriously, WTF?) to get my sympathy. She’s like 25, but she looks 50. And she has the herps.
You marry trash, you act like trash, you get treated like trash.
I’m getting closer and closer to joining Team Earl.
RichPort | November 29, 2006 at 9:19 am
She must like to employ strap-ons and gimp masks on her men. That’s the only way I’m buying this. Maybe she’s stomps her stilletos on his sack, or feeds him laxatives and prune juice, forcing him to explode in his tighty whiteys… stupid fucking Earl… I bet she never even let him cum. Idiot.
FecalPellets | November 29, 2006 at 9:20 am
Great, now Kendra will be afflicted with Ashy Poon Syndrome. Thanks Kev!
sexybitch | November 29, 2006 at 9:24 am
In my best fantasy he had to pay to fuck her – and he paid her with a POOH check.
cardio | November 29, 2006 at 9:26 am
Please, Ms. Porn Ho, define “committed”. I fuck other men and/or women for a living. I fuck other married men for fun. But I’m in a committed relationship.” What exactly are you committed to?
And I’m not trying to cut down that lifestyle; if it works for you, great. But what exactly is she committed to? Committed to keeping her man at home and only with her? Committed to being with someone who has money?
And to all the guys out there who are running Earl down because he thinks he’s so great for nailing a porn star, don’t forget, you’re the ones at home spanking it to these same chicks imagining you’re the one giving her the pearl necklace. But it’s Earl’s Cincinatti bowtie she’s wearing.
PapaHotNuts | November 29, 2006 at 9:28 am
@12 and 15
Pussy does vary in quality. If you’ve been told differently, then you have been incorrectlty informed. I’ve had bad pussy, and I’ve had good pussy. Pussy that’s too dry, pussy that’s too wet. Pussy too smelly, pussy too loose.
This is why I continue to screw so many women, to end my never-ending search for the world’s perfect piece of ass. And as a gentleman and a scholar, I vow to continue the search until I find this elusive perfect pussy, then I will share it with all my friends. If you think you may have this super-pussy, let me know @ papahotnuts@yahoo.com. I must leave now, the search must go on.
NipsyHustle | November 29, 2006 at 9:30 am
#16
okay, there may be a difference in poons but you only know by TRYING them out, right? sure you may find one you’re fond of but when a new one comes circling, you can’t deny it. the only thing keeping a man from cheating is his “commitment” AKA “guilt trip obligation” or he had no pulse.
chris rock said it best ” a man is only as faithful as his options”. think about it.
tinyTy | November 29, 2006 at 9:32 am
#12, I’m sure that’s true, whereas as ladies never tire of the same penis year after year after year after year. They’re not checking out the 16 year stud mowing their lawn and thinking about his tight ass while they’re with you. Never I say!
tits_on_snack | November 29, 2006 at 9:36 am
Ha ha, I don’t believe this rot. Nobody would sleep with that homo.
JungleRed | November 29, 2006 at 9:37 am
Agreed, no pussy is more magical than another, but neither is any COCK, ladies and gentlemen. Who they’re attached to, however, is all important. Some people cheat, some don’t. We all have free will. The rest depends on our character. Choose wisely.
BTW, I was wondering what sort of low rent skank poor Earl is going to be able to attract now and in pops Kedra Jade (what a clever moniker).
ImaCracka | November 29, 2006 at 9:39 am
LOL…. I know that lady!!!! Ive uh… excersised to her before…. very good… classic
RichPort | November 29, 2006 at 9:42 am
My cock is pretty fucking magical… I can do push-ups with both hands tied behind my back.
Italian Stallion | November 29, 2006 at 9:42 am
I hope he got some kind of disease and they both die!!!! I’m just kidding, I don’t want HER to die, she’s already been through enough……..
NipsyHustle | November 29, 2006 at 9:42 am
Can we call this karma? Didn’t Brit cheat on Justin (remember cry me a river?)
JungleRed | November 29, 2006 at 9:44 am
Wow, I stand corrected, RichPort. That, I like to see. In fact, I’d stick a dollar bill in you butt crack for every push-up.
kate | November 29, 2006 at 9:52 am
“When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”"
um…no you’re not.
NipsyHustle | November 29, 2006 at 9:53 am
#28
but can your cock fry me a spam snadwich and lull me to sleep whistling “hush little baby”?
kate | November 29, 2006 at 9:54 am
“Some people cheat, some don’t. We all have free will. The rest depends on our character. Choose wisely.”
Yeah, don’t cheat. Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t buy this “men have to fuck everything they see” excuse. If you have to fuck everything, don’t get involved with anyone. Then enjoy. But if you’re going to commit, then don’t fuck around.
kate | November 29, 2006 at 9:56 am
“Can we call this karma? Didn’t Brit cheat on Justin (remember cry me a river?)”
Don’t forget she was also the other woman who broke up Kfed and Shar while she was pregnant. So that’s two strikes. I don’t feel bad for this bitch at all.
ch474 | November 29, 2006 at 10:07 am
I agree with kate. If you want to fuck everything that moves, have at it. Just get a divorce first. “The need to fuck everything that moves” may be a better excuse than “irreconsileable differences”.
As for K-tard’s payments to the “talented” Ms. Jade, didn’t Brit give him the black Amex card for a reason?
JungleRed | November 29, 2006 at 10:08 am
I respectfully disagree, Nipsy. Chris Rock may only be as faithful as his options, but you can’t paint everyone with the same brush. Liars are always quick to insist everyone is a liar. I’m not saying temptation doesn’t exist. But we avoid temptation for different reasons: fear, guilt, a desire for control, self-discipline, or simply wanting to see something through to the end. We delay certain momentary gratifications to work on, say, mastering our trade. Similarly, I think some people look at a relationship that way. Whether or not it’s worth it is the decision of the individual.
UNWASHEDMASSES | November 29, 2006 at 10:11 am
Kendra Jade is a skank by even pornstar standards. I believe she specializes in anal gangbangs (classy). She’s also a hopeless starfucker, having had sex with no less than Jerry Springer (talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel). Brit must be a walking case study in venereal disease. Screwing Fed-Ex AFTER he partied with Ms. Jade, and now gobbling Paris’ gash?! The strain of herpes she is concocting may go airborne. She’s probably so nasty her herpes has syphilis.
KimberWolf | November 29, 2006 at 10:18 am
I have to believe he paid her, or else I’ve lost all respect for the porn community.
KimberWolf | November 29, 2006 at 10:27 am
#22, it’s all about the Kiegels, baby.
superficially | November 29, 2006 at 10:27 am
Oh so that’s why Britney’s airing out the poon…She’s trying to dry off the Syphilis…
Missallanpoe | November 29, 2006 at 10:28 am
// Which sounds like a good plan until you find out you scored so low they’ve sentenced you to death.
I lol’d at that, rofl.
Also, this isn’t news. Friends and I have known about this for like..ever. Old news superficial, OLD.
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 10:41 am
Wow Unwashed I hadn’t fully realised the implications of Britni’s disgusting lesbo fling.(the Paris makes it gross)
SHE’s LICKING on that smelly gash, uugh@&#(@$&)!!
Britni, YOU have AIDS (yes you have aids), not HIV, but full blown AIDS …not HIV but fuuuuull blown aids, not hiv but fuuuuuuull blown aids…(I’m sorry you don’t have something MORE serious)
(I’ve been watching Family Guy vol. #3 I got for my B-day, I highly recommend it)
enfilade | November 29, 2006 at 10:42 am
What a shocking turn of events this is! The shocking part is, another woman actually wanted to have sex with him.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Spindoc | November 29, 2006 at 10:42 am
The sad thing is, now that he isn’t Mr. Spears he won’t even be able to get laid by used up porn girls anymore.
Kevin get used to hearing this…..”Hey, under 30 min, great delivery time! So is the tip included or should I add in some extra?”
NipsyHustle | November 29, 2006 at 11:44 am
#37
Valid point, not every man or woman for that matter cheats and people do it for a variety of reasons. I have no problem with dumping someone because I’ve found a new piece of meat I want to pursue. And I don’t try to candy coat it either. Why lie with “It’s not you, it’s me”…No, IT IS you that’s why I have to move on. How about we get to know each other less.
But not everyone is as virtuous as I am.
Adult Underoos | November 29, 2006 at 11:49 am
i’m glad to see the superfish is hilarious again! http://funderpants.com
86 | November 29, 2006 at 11:51 am
Maybe Kevin is good at sex. I mean he kept a black chick interested in him enough to have 2 of his kids….maybe he’s got a big wang.
GetReaL | November 29, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Last I heard Kendra was seeing Lukas Rossi.
BarbadoSlim | November 29, 2006 at 12:07 pm
It doesn’t take much to get a black chick pregnant…
WHAT!?!?!?
HolisticWisdomcom | November 29, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Good old Kendra, she is best know for her strap on and female ejaculation movies. Gotta wonder if KFed likes strap ons.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com