Michael Lohan is challenging Kevin Federline to a charity boxing match, according to OK! Magazine:
“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” Michael tells OK! exclusively. “It’s for charity.”
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, Long Island’s Fight For Charity. But, adds Michael, this isn’t some touchy-feely event. “It’s serious boxing,” he explains. “You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”
If Michael Lohan was really serious about helping the children, he’d make it a knife-fight to the death. Then again, that’s just me and my incredible passion for charity. It’s all about the kids.
someguy | August 25, 2008 at 9:02 am
FIRST. But I need boobies.
Me2 | August 25, 2008 at 9:05 am
not-so-first, knife to the death? with a moat surroundign them filled with starved piranha and poisonous water snakes.
Me2 | August 25, 2008 at 9:05 am
not-so-first, knife to the death? with a moat surroundign them filled with starved piranha and poisonous water snakes.
oscar | August 25, 2008 at 9:08 am
omg.. this is how we get to start a monday morning.. about two never-was’s? and like #1 said.. not even a never-was with nice bewbs! blech.. gonna be a pissy week.
rough daddy | August 25, 2008 at 9:10 am
he really believe he’s famous! and thats one charity ill avoid! leech!!!!
3rd Rock From the Sun | August 25, 2008 at 9:14 am
He looks like French Stewart.
havoc | August 25, 2008 at 9:35 am
Couldn’t they just have duel with pistols?
Win-win.
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M | August 25, 2008 at 9:40 am
Anything to stay relevant, eh Michael?
toolboy | August 25, 2008 at 9:42 am
hey Michael, I got a charity for ya, it’s called your illegitimate daughter. Douche.
It weird, but situations keep arising that force me to root for KFed….
D | August 25, 2008 at 9:49 am
Personally, I say we just cut out the middle man and just let Danny Bonaduce kick both of their asses. It would honestly make the world a better place.
Sam | August 25, 2008 at 9:53 am
Thunderdome “Two Enter one Leaves” although it would be awesome if no one survives.
Lola | August 25, 2008 at 9:55 am
The entire Lohan family are just screwed up…. Most of all the parents… Look no further when trying to figure out why both those worthless celebrity wanna-bee’s are messed up in the head
gerard Vandenberg | August 25, 2008 at 9:57 am
WISDOM COMES WITHIN YEARS FOLKS!!
(it’s planned to be?)
blah | August 25, 2008 at 10:13 am
They are both notorious losers and moochers
KC | August 25, 2008 at 10:44 am
And by “everyone” he means “no one.”
No one | August 25, 2008 at 10:45 am
No wonder why Lindsey is so messed up. Look at all the pathetic moochers she’s surrounded by… her mom, sister, ex and creepy dad.
britney's weave | August 25, 2008 at 10:53 am
“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed”
i’d like names, please.
missywissy | August 25, 2008 at 11:03 am
Yeah, who’s “everyone”?
gooch | August 25, 2008 at 11:05 am
Is… that… a friendship bracelet? I think I had the same one in 1986. That could be it. Maybe he has my Christian Hosoi skateboard, too?
ScarletBegonia | August 25, 2008 at 11:12 am
This whole family seems to be going on the assumption that everyone is as stupid and dysfunctional as they are, and would really GIVE A CRAP!!!
Actually, they’re probably on the same social level as K-Fed which is “very low”.
kevin | August 25, 2008 at 11:16 am
Kevin looks awful and gross~~~Look at his profile at Richromances.com. No one will be interested in him. It is said he is gold digger.
THE REAL BARELY | August 25, 2008 at 11:39 am
Is he also registered with the Mauture Douchebag Association?
Obvious | August 25, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Why Not ?
Neither one has anything else to do
devilsrain | August 25, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Fucking reality whore. These people make me sick. Please DIE
Joi Pitts | August 25, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Love your site! They must need the money. I mean, come on Mr. Lohan, can it get any worse? And I can’t believe Kevin is going to go along with this! I liked to article to our site! Wonderful reporting. You are inspiration to me and my baby site.
http://forwomenonline.com/?p=1116
NastyBedazzler | August 25, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Does anyone else think this guy looks surprisingly normal, what with being a Lohan and all?
Oh and…. nice bracelet. Fag.
rimrocket | August 25, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Personally I love the circa 1990′s friendship bracelet…
pat | August 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Why don’t we just drop Lohan in Afghanistan and let him fight Taliban? If he wins, he’s benefiting people. If he loses, well …
sly | August 25, 2008 at 7:21 pm
They need to fight to the end, which would ideally be BOTH of their deaths!
I’d pay to watch that, but nothing less!
gf | August 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm
I bet KFed and MLo are only good fighters when their opponent is a woman. Have either of them ever fought a man? I doubt it. They could probably be very intimidating to a woman, a child or kittens.
No doubt a pro woman fighter, like Christy Martin or Leila Ali or the Frasier girl, could take both of these creeps on and KO them both.
gerard Vandenberg | August 26, 2008 at 10:03 am
You wanna fight?
START FIRST WITH YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, you imbecile!!
Mr. Beerhouse | August 26, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Wait a minute people, I wanted to view the comments to see who yall would pick to win this battle-de-douche!!! No taker yet, eh?
I think Mike might want to back off his statements, cause I have a feeling K-Fed would royally whoop his ayass!
Anyone else?
carla | August 26, 2008 at 9:48 pm
For what? Duche-bag of the year award?