Kevin Federline cashes in on his gut

August 5th, 2009 // 48 Comments

Making each McNugget that almost collapsed his arteries so worth it, Kevin Federline has been offered seven figures to endorse a weight loss product, according to RadarOnline:

Federline is reportedly considering an endorsement deal with a company called EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance). The source said the former back up dancer has been offered $2.5 million to become the new face of the fat-burning tool which is set to hit over 1,400 GNC stores.
While a rep for Federline has yet to comment, a spokesperson for EP-2 confirmed to RadarOnline.com: “Yes, we’re trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet.”

Somewhere Britney Spears just kicked in the door of a Dairy Queen and yelled “I wants mah fats money, too, y’all! BLIZZARD ME, BITCH.”

NOTE: Hats off to Fumus who called that shit like a week ago.

Photos: Fame
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  1. lolo

    first. hes nasty.

  2. idiot

    fat idiot. greasy hick

  3. CareBeers

    Uh, two things. Isn’t 2.5mil a 7-figure offer…? 2500000.00. And, what’s with the t-shirt on the blond behind him? Will she take you up on a 4-figure offer?

    Ok, three things. Kevin Federline. Did we all do something so horrible in our past lives that we have to know about this guy? Aren’t there a million useless douches in the world we will never know about, and isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be?

  4. CareBeers

    Uh, two things. Isn’t 2.5mil a 7-figure offer…? 2500000.00. And, what’s with the t-shirt on the blond behind him? Will she take you up on a 4-figure offer?

    Ok, three things. Kevin Federline. Did we all do something so horrible in our past lives that we have to know about this guy? Aren’t there a million useless douches in the world we will never know about, and isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be?

  5. wow, I didn’t know he got THAT big. He should go to my blog for diet tips.

  6. Dan

    2,500,000 is seven figures.

  7. Darth

    It will be hard for him to lose weight.

  8. Picky

    Please, stop it with the photos of the FAT GUYS! If you post a pic of a size 4 woman on here, the men all shriek in pain. Women may have a higher threshold, but please, we do have our limits. Looking at these whales is torture. Stop, please, STOP!!!

  9. Amy

    Compared to the male commenters here, he’s anorexic.

  10. Hottie

    He’s disgusting! Why can’t we see some hot guys for a change?

  11. Karmen

    Am I the only one that doesnt give two shits about this loser?
    Seriously what has he done other than poke that prize pig Briteny Spears?
    I hope he gets crushed under the weight of his own moobs, fcking nobody.

  12. Randal

    If there is anyone in the industry that has the drive and determination to become the spoke person of a new, healthy exercise package, it’s Kevin. This guy has been through it all, having his name dragged through the mud because of the hysterics Britney brought down on him.

    It might not be P90X but it’ll do, K-Fed style.

    Randal

  13. Fumus

    Wanna thank me Fish?
    Get rid of this Giuliana & Bill nonsense.

  14. Galtacticus

    No hot dogs,burgers,fries,pizzas,sodas,ice cream and so on.Life is a hell!

  15. I don’t understand the 4th pic.
    Is the left leg a pulled up sweatpant and the right culottes?

    If so, dope.

  16. Badfatman

    Good, they can take his shirts and make king sized sheets for poor people

  17. Myrtle

    Well, that’s enough to make ME a lesbian. Gross!

  18. @17 Nah, he wears his pants like that so when his bulk finally forces his femurs through his pelvis he won’t get his pants dirty (not counting the chili dog spills).

  19. Rhialto

    16. Galtacticus -

    He’ll die from sadness.

  20. Disgusted

    His eyelids are so fat, his eyes are only little slits. I’m surprised he can find a Burger King like that.

  21. Karen

    Look at the double chin in pic #3. Covered with stubble. Ugh. Unbelievably ugly. Plus he’s old. Can we see some decent looking guys, please?

  22. you dumb media whores

    Who are these dumbfvck club promoters and marketers who think that that worthless sperm donor is a celebrity? Anything he touches will become tainted.

  23. phoring

    at least he will have a job

  24. Danklin24

    This website drive this douchebag to do this. If it werent for the media making it known that he was getting fat by taking pics of his fat ass, this shit would have never been started. Come on, Kevin Federline isnt smart enough to think up this shit on his own. Is that right poh-poh-zaesdewfroh

  25. Theres the crapper rapper we all know and hate…ladies and gentleman the next biggie smallz!!!

  26. ass ass

    They should use him as a blimp for football games

  27. “his femur” what are you a chiropractor Backwood Bitch? who talk like that? and how does someone sound fat?

  28. Tanzarian

    It must be a bitch to find a 58 extra fat in Gap kids.

  29. Feckless

    Is someone going to hold a stick with a carrot in front of him?

  30. CEASE AND DESIST WITH YOUR SHIT, “THE SUPERFICIAL”.

    I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT K-FED IS A DANCER, AND A DAMN FINE ONE AT THAT.

    DANCES LIKE A PRINCESS HE DOES.

    POISE.

    GRACE.

  31. bman

    hey it’s K-Flab!!

  32. wtf

    ummm…so his bitch-ass girlfriend has a shirt on that says “fifteen hundred or nothing.” Is this her going rate? Is that hourly? Daily? The weekend girlfriend experience?

  33. Revolted

    I wonder if the weight gain is distorting his tatoos? Like, that dragon on his arm really used to be a lizard. Revolting! Get that ugly fat man out of my sight!

  34. Gabe

    Karen shut up you fat miserable housewife.

    K-Fed does look gross, like a true breeder.

  35. jordan

    Don’t care about his personal life or what he has done, is doing, or will do. However, it is really unhealthy to be that much overweight. It can lead to diabetes, heart attacks, etc. He has 4 children who will need their Daddy for years to come. Since he used to be a dancer, and yes, a good one, why is he not using dance to lose the weight? I think he should maybe try to get on one of those weight loss shows. Like, “The Biggest Loser” or “Dance Your Ass Off” and I think there was one for just celebrities (D listers). Also needs to go one “What Not To Wear” or at least watch it when they have men on the show. Anything to lose that weight, good luck with the weight loss.

  36. he is very fat. He don´t nedd a gym, he needs a miracle.

  37. irule

    he isnt K-Fed he is Over-Fed

  38. Karen

    No, YOU shut up, Gabe, you fat stubbly computer potato. I can only think of one reason why you don’t want housewives like me looking at hot guys. Oh yeah. Cuz you’re not hot! Well, of course not. Sitting on your ass looking at Kate Price’s boobs and wanking all day makes you ugly and unfuckable.

    PLEASE SUPERFISH

  39. Karen

    No, YOU shut up, Gabe, you fat stubbly computer potato. I can only think of one reason why you don’t want housewives like me looking at hot guys. Oh yeah. Cuz you’re not hot! Well, of course not. Sitting on your ass looking at Kate Price’s boobs and wanking all day makes you ugly and unfuckable.

    PLEASE SUPERFISH

  40. Karen

    No, YOU shut up, Gabe, you fat stubbly computer potato. I can only think of one reason why you don’t want housewives like me looking at hot guys. Oh yeah. Cuz you’re not hot! Well, of course not. Sitting on your ass looking at Kate Price’s boobs and wanking all day makes you ugly and unfuckable.

    PLEASE SUPERFISH… Show us some hot guys!

  41. Frenchy

    Yup, people laughed at him for getting fat…and he’s laughing all the way to the bank.

    He’ll get in shape in no time. He was a professional dancer, remember?

  42. Gabe R L

    Stupid Karen, I’m a professional dancer, a tri-athlete, and a martial artist. I also do Yoga. I am not fat. What do you do, except make ageist remarks beyond the safety of your computer?

  43. shortpeopledate

    Thats awesome , I wish I can get paid for being fat, but instead I am sitting at home trying to make money of the blogs and stuff, haha. – shortpeopledate.com

  44. Veronica

    have we seen him without his shirt on? Cause methinks that is a bit of padding to make his weight loss even more miraculous.

  45. I think its awesome that they look and feel great. I just hope that they are committing to a healthy lifestyle after surgery and getting help for the problems that caused them to be overweight.

  46. The media werent making it known that by taking pics of his fat ass was getting fat will start this shit never was. Come on, Kevin Federline isn’t smart enough to think this shit on your own.

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