Making each McNugget that almost collapsed his arteries so worth it, Kevin Federline has been offered seven figures to endorse a weight loss product, according to RadarOnline:
Federline is reportedly considering an endorsement deal with a company called EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance). The source said the former back up dancer has been offered $2.5 million to become the new face of the fat-burning tool which is set to hit over 1,400 GNC stores.
While a rep for Federline has yet to comment, a spokesperson for EP-2 confirmed to RadarOnline.com: “Yes, we’re trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet.”
Somewhere Britney Spears just kicked in the door of a Dairy Queen and yelled “I wants mah fats money, too, y’all! BLIZZARD ME, BITCH.”
NOTE: Hats off to Fumus who called that shit like a week ago.
lolo | August 5, 2009 at 4:48 pm
first. hes nasty.
idiot | August 5, 2009 at 4:48 pm
fat idiot. greasy hick
CareBeers | August 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Uh, two things. Isn’t 2.5mil a 7-figure offer…? 2500000.00. And, what’s with the t-shirt on the blond behind him? Will she take you up on a 4-figure offer?
Ok, three things. Kevin Federline. Did we all do something so horrible in our past lives that we have to know about this guy? Aren’t there a million useless douches in the world we will never know about, and isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be?
CareBeers | August 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Uh, two things. Isn’t 2.5mil a 7-figure offer…? 2500000.00. And, what’s with the t-shirt on the blond behind him? Will she take you up on a 4-figure offer?
Ok, three things. Kevin Federline. Did we all do something so horrible in our past lives that we have to know about this guy? Aren’t there a million useless douches in the world we will never know about, and isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be?
http://www.popduds.com/ | August 5, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Called it.
HealthyThinspiration | August 5, 2009 at 5:07 pm
wow, I didn’t know he got THAT big. He should go to my blog for diet tips.
Dan | August 5, 2009 at 5:12 pm
2,500,000 is seven figures.
Darth | August 5, 2009 at 5:20 pm
It will be hard for him to lose weight.
Picky | August 5, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Please, stop it with the photos of the FAT GUYS! If you post a pic of a size 4 woman on here, the men all shriek in pain. Women may have a higher threshold, but please, we do have our limits. Looking at these whales is torture. Stop, please, STOP!!!
Amy | August 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Compared to the male commenters here, he’s anorexic.
hollywood_hillbilly | August 5, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Amy, you sound fat.
Hottie | August 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm
He’s disgusting! Why can’t we see some hot guys for a change?
Karmen | August 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Am I the only one that doesnt give two shits about this loser?
Seriously what has he done other than poke that prize pig Briteny Spears?
I hope he gets crushed under the weight of his own moobs, fcking nobody.
Randal | August 5, 2009 at 5:40 pm
If there is anyone in the industry that has the drive and determination to become the spoke person of a new, healthy exercise package, it’s Kevin. This guy has been through it all, having his name dragged through the mud because of the hysterics Britney brought down on him.
It might not be P90X but it’ll do, K-Fed style.
Randal
Fumus | August 5, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Wanna thank me Fish?
Get rid of this Giuliana & Bill nonsense.
Galtacticus | August 5, 2009 at 5:47 pm
No hot dogs,burgers,fries,pizzas,sodas,ice cream and so on.Life is a hell!
Delgo | August 5, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I don’t understand the 4th pic.
Is the left leg a pulled up sweatpant and the right culottes?
If so, dope.
Badfatman | August 5, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Good, they can take his shirts and make king sized sheets for poor people
Myrtle | August 5, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Well, that’s enough to make ME a lesbian. Gross!
hollywood_hillbilly | August 5, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@17 Nah, he wears his pants like that so when his bulk finally forces his femurs through his pelvis he won’t get his pants dirty (not counting the chili dog spills).
Rhialto | August 5, 2009 at 5:54 pm
16. Galtacticus -
He’ll die from sadness.
Disgusted | August 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm
His eyelids are so fat, his eyes are only little slits. I’m surprised he can find a Burger King like that.
Karen | August 5, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Look at the double chin in pic #3. Covered with stubble. Ugh. Unbelievably ugly. Plus he’s old. Can we see some decent looking guys, please?
you dumb media whores | August 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Who are these dumbfvck club promoters and marketers who think that that worthless sperm donor is a celebrity? Anything he touches will become tainted.
phoring | August 5, 2009 at 6:14 pm
at least he will have a job
Danklin24 | August 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm
This website drive this douchebag to do this. If it werent for the media making it known that he was getting fat by taking pics of his fat ass, this shit would have never been started. Come on, Kevin Federline isnt smart enough to think up this shit on his own. Is that right poh-poh-zaesdewfroh
ROUGH Daddy | August 5, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Theres the crapper rapper we all know and hate…ladies and gentleman the next biggie smallz!!!
ass ass | August 5, 2009 at 6:57 pm
They should use him as a blimp for football games
ROUGH Daddy | August 5, 2009 at 7:15 pm
“his femur” what are you a chiropractor Backwood Bitch? who talk like that? and how does someone sound fat?
Tanzarian | August 5, 2009 at 7:32 pm
It must be a bitch to find a 58 extra fat in Gap kids.
Feckless | August 5, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Is someone going to hold a stick with a carrot in front of him?
The Real anthonyOA | August 5, 2009 at 10:47 pm
CEASE AND DESIST WITH YOUR SHIT, “THE SUPERFICIAL”.
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT K-FED IS A DANCER, AND A DAMN FINE ONE AT THAT.
DANCES LIKE A PRINCESS HE DOES.
POISE.
GRACE.
bman | August 6, 2009 at 7:53 am
hey it’s K-Flab!!
wtf | August 6, 2009 at 9:01 am
ummm…so his bitch-ass girlfriend has a shirt on that says “fifteen hundred or nothing.” Is this her going rate? Is that hourly? Daily? The weekend girlfriend experience?
Revolted | August 6, 2009 at 9:57 am
I wonder if the weight gain is distorting his tatoos? Like, that dragon on his arm really used to be a lizard. Revolting! Get that ugly fat man out of my sight!
Gabe | August 6, 2009 at 10:41 am
Karen shut up you fat miserable housewife.
K-Fed does look gross, like a true breeder.
jordan | August 6, 2009 at 10:50 am
Don’t care about his personal life or what he has done, is doing, or will do. However, it is really unhealthy to be that much overweight. It can lead to diabetes, heart attacks, etc. He has 4 children who will need their Daddy for years to come. Since he used to be a dancer, and yes, a good one, why is he not using dance to lose the weight? I think he should maybe try to get on one of those weight loss shows. Like, “The Biggest Loser” or “Dance Your Ass Off” and I think there was one for just celebrities (D listers). Also needs to go one “What Not To Wear” or at least watch it when they have men on the show. Anything to lose that weight, good luck with the weight loss.
niko | August 6, 2009 at 11:05 am
he is very fat. He don´t nedd a gym, he needs a miracle.
irule | August 6, 2009 at 11:30 am
he isnt K-Fed he is Over-Fed
Karen | August 6, 2009 at 11:34 am
No, YOU shut up, Gabe, you fat stubbly computer potato. I can only think of one reason why you don’t want housewives like me looking at hot guys. Oh yeah. Cuz you’re not hot! Well, of course not. Sitting on your ass looking at Kate Price’s boobs and wanking all day makes you ugly and unfuckable.
PLEASE SUPERFISH
Karen | August 6, 2009 at 11:34 am
No, YOU shut up, Gabe, you fat stubbly computer potato. I can only think of one reason why you don’t want housewives like me looking at hot guys. Oh yeah. Cuz you’re not hot! Well, of course not. Sitting on your ass looking at Kate Price’s boobs and wanking all day makes you ugly and unfuckable.
PLEASE SUPERFISH
Karen | August 6, 2009 at 11:34 am
No, YOU shut up, Gabe, you fat stubbly computer potato. I can only think of one reason why you don’t want housewives like me looking at hot guys. Oh yeah. Cuz you’re not hot! Well, of course not. Sitting on your ass looking at Kate Price’s boobs and wanking all day makes you ugly and unfuckable.
PLEASE SUPERFISH… Show us some hot guys!
Frenchy | August 7, 2009 at 10:08 am
Yup, people laughed at him for getting fat…and he’s laughing all the way to the bank.
He’ll get in shape in no time. He was a professional dancer, remember?
Gabe R L | August 7, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Stupid Karen, I’m a professional dancer, a tri-athlete, and a martial artist. I also do Yoga. I am not fat. What do you do, except make ageist remarks beyond the safety of your computer?
shortpeopledate | August 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Thats awesome , I wish I can get paid for being fat, but instead I am sitting at home trying to make money of the blogs and stuff, haha. – shortpeopledate.com
Veronica | August 9, 2009 at 8:18 am
have we seen him without his shirt on? Cause methinks that is a bit of padding to make his weight loss even more miraculous.
J. Weight | September 2, 2009 at 8:52 am
I think its awesome that they look and feel great. I just hope that they are committing to a healthy lifestyle after surgery and getting help for the problems that caused them to be overweight.
flash drive | May 28, 2010 at 5:33 am
The media werent making it known that by taking pics of his fat ass was getting fat will start this shit never was. Come on, Kevin Federline isn’t smart enough to think this shit on your own.