Remember when I was joking that Kevin Federline might have to move back into his dumpster? Well turns out I wasn’t joking. A rent check from before K-Fed met Britney has made its way onto eBay with ‘INSUFFICIENT FUNDS’ stamped on it. Although proving K-Fed used to be a hobo is about as tough as proving you could grate stone on my abs. All you gotta do is look, baby.
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bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 11:58 am
FIST
beer | November 9, 2006 at 11:59 am
Nice gay checks.
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Off topic:
Tom Cruise doesn’t look so good.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2127/1807/1600/fat_celebs_tom_crue.jpg
Thanks to SpankCheeks
snapesworst | November 9, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Um, those are starter checks, beer.
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 12:02 pm
BOING!
BOING!
BOING!
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Are those Precious Moments checks? Are those FUCKING PRECIOUS MOMENTS CHECKS? Jee. Zuss. H. Christ. Fucking Faggot.
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Stupid fucking Earl had to handwrite his address on his starter checks… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Oh, and he signs his name like a bitch.
Not gangsta Earl!
Angry Ferret Jones | November 9, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Stupid K-Hole. I’m so glad you got dumped like a bitch.
frenchtoaststix | November 9, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Shitheel needs to fuck the fuck off right now!
#6 jrz: Looks like classic Winnie The Pooh to me. Nice gangsta style checks. Stupid lame assclown. He’s just a little black raincloud…
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Maybe it is Pooh. I thought I saw a little pink bow. well, regardless, he’s a faggy little Winnie the Pooh loving circus freak.
sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 12:10 pm
It is Pooh. I’m so fucking disappointed that he didn’t dot his “i”s with little circles like the bitch he is.
Nice bees at the top.
NipsyHustle | November 9, 2006 at 12:11 pm
who the fuck writes starter checks? supposedly before britney he lived in a one bedroom apartment with 5 other guys. guess he was blowing his money on cornrows, night train, and reefer. i bet those losers roommates are the same one’s following him around and helping to spend brit’s money.
CelebSlam.com | November 9, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Let’s all pool our money and buy that check
http://www.celebslam.com
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Balls to the wall letting your rent check bounce. Respekt.
frenchtoaststix | November 9, 2006 at 12:14 pm
#13 CelebSlam: We could take that check on a tour of the best clubs and make more money than FedEx. We could get that check a pimped-out ride and bling and out-K-Fuck FedEx. I bet the check can sing and dance better than him too.
suzy | November 9, 2006 at 12:17 pm
it’s definitely winnie the pooh lol
veggi | November 9, 2006 at 12:17 pm
I wish it would have been 3.625 cents! He had to know that sucker wouldn’t cash…
Cambry | November 9, 2006 at 12:18 pm
I can’t believe some jackass is willing to pay $390 bucks for a cancelled check from this fuckstick. But what is even better is that shipping for it is listed at $14.50. ITS A CHECK! PUT IT IN A FUCKING ENVELOPE, LICK A STAMP AND SEND IT ON ITS WAY! Look! There! Shipping for 39 cents!
Cambry | November 9, 2006 at 12:20 pm
@10 I thought it was a bow too. I think its a butterfly…
sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 12:22 pm
#18
It simply means that when Fed-Ex buys this to get it off of eBay he’ll get fucked on the postage, too. Whoo-HOO!
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Yes, Winnie the fucking Pooh. And wait! Is that his account number too… no, the fates are not that kind. That account was either not his or drained loooong ago… just like Brit.
frenchtoaststix | November 9, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Might as well give custody of Sean and Jayden to this check.
Cambry | November 9, 2006 at 12:24 pm
@22 ……what?
commissioner | November 9, 2006 at 12:28 pm
So he reportedly earned around 30K as a backup dancer and paid $3625 in rent?
Even my ten year-old’s math isn’t that bad.
gatorbates | November 9, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Anyone surprised?? Brit got smart once she started banging me, and took him off her account.
frenchtoaststix | November 9, 2006 at 12:28 pm
#23: This check probably has better parenting skills than FedEx.
This has 28 bids on eBay already!
frenchtoaststix | November 9, 2006 at 12:31 pm
I should be working but I’m obsessed with this girly-ass Pooh check! Damn you, FedEx, you succubus!
gatorbates | November 9, 2006 at 12:32 pm
I offer another Limerick:
There once was a fuck named K-Fed
Everyone wished he was dead
His wife took his cash
no one showed up to his bash
So he shot himself in the head.
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
tweetyeyes | November 9, 2006 at 12:35 pm
That is Winnie the Pooh! Those are bees on it. What a freakin homo!
Devil Is Chrome | November 9, 2006 at 12:35 pm
$3600 rent?? Where the hell was he living to justify paying that much?
StanGable | November 9, 2006 at 12:37 pm
$3625 in yorba linda? was he living in a mansion?
lowkey | November 9, 2006 at 12:41 pm
They are both trash but I still don’t understand why Britney actually acts like she wants to be noticed as white trash because she talks with that little hick accent when she is indeed from Cali… Ha ha I don’t fucking get it.
theblemish.com | November 9, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Ah ha, looks like it’s going to be backup dancing again.
http://theblemish.com
Jedi Kevin | November 9, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Ironic that the check is probably worth more than K-Fed is now.
bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 12:45 pm
hey dont any of youse assclowns know that winnie the pooh has a big stash in his honey pot. in this diamond life its not what you know but who you know. ok.
NipsyHustle | November 9, 2006 at 12:45 pm
#31—considering shar already had two kids PLUS kfed’s daughter (3 kids in all)at the time the check was written, they probably at least lived in a 3 bedroom? kids are expensive and with his sucker ass that makes 4 kids shar had to try to keep indoors.
mrs.t | November 9, 2006 at 12:46 pm
You know what? If you get ‘starter checks’ that are that fucking gay, you pimp-roll your cornrow-having ass down to the convenient and get a fucking money order. How you gonna be all hard with bumblebees buzzing around your Pooh checks. Wish someone would do a Weird Al joint with:
Shit’s gettin heavy
Bounced a Pooh check
Trade my Lex fo’ a Chevy
BigJim | November 9, 2006 at 12:48 pm
In way more important news, I haven’t had a drink in 25 days and have lost three pounds.
sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 12:50 pm
POOHpozao? Just asking.
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Rubber checks? This confirms it, Earl is a fucking clown. I wonder if water shoots out of that ‘diamond’ (wink, wink) ring?
HolisticWisdomcom | November 9, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Three years ago he bounced this check. No wonder he married Brit.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 12:55 pm
@38 BigJim – I don’t think it was the drinking!
sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 12:58 pm
#42
Yeah, Britney just lost 180 of ‘em and I bet she’s still havin’ a sippy sippy.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 9, 2006 at 1:00 pm
38 – My GOD, man. How do you LIVE???
1985_binion's_poker_champion | November 9, 2006 at 1:00 pm
he was a loser then and his a loser now
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Jim – I had 25 drinks a day and gained three pounds… talk about fucking irony!!!
gatorbates | November 9, 2006 at 1:04 pm
# 38 – Here’s a toast to ya!!!!!!
happy hands club | November 9, 2006 at 1:06 pm
I’m sitting here at work snickering at this check and all of your comments. I can see a faint picture of either Rabbit or Roo in the middle of the check.
HELLpenis | November 9, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Fifteen bucks *for shipping* and the guy has a shit feedback rating. Whoever buys that check is a dumbass
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 9, 2006 at 1:10 pm
If I didn’t drink for 3 days I would probably lose my mind, then murder my husband, quit my job, move to the carribbean, and spend the rest of may days laying around on the beach smoking hash while being serviced by numerous young tan boys with large latino penises. Yup, that’s probably the most likely chain of events to follow.