Kevin Federline and his personalized Ferrari

August 25th, 2006 // 274 Comments

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Here’s Kevin Federline doing what I can only imagine is his best Lollipop Kids impression. All he needs are some striped socks and a little more ‘kick’ and he’ll have it down perfect.

More of Kevin and his personalized Ferrari after the jump. And by personalized I mean personalized. I’ve never been so offended by brake pads in my entire life.


  1. RichPort

    Wait your turn? I bet you say that to ALL the brothas (and whiteys, and asians, etc), on line at the cafeteria at Howard, and on the street. Oh, and I get it: BitchPOORt the twat. Like damnYELL the cunt? HA!!! Classic!!! Comic gold!!! You really do wanna be my friend.

    And you don’t ‘address’. You, my Halfrican-American queen, reply. Idiot.

  2. jrzmommy

    So you’re a racist, low-class bitch. What else is new? Good luck getting along in the world without doing business with old whitey. And everyone else you hate…who are they, the Koreans, the Jews….or really just anyone who has a work ethic.

    Then again, with your mentality, you’ll stay put deep in the projects of Barry Farms and you’ll never have to see a white person in your life. Except the cops who come to pull one of your drunken baby-daddy’s off your ugly ass when he’s beating the piss out of you. Or your kids’ foster parents. You’re scum. And you know it.

  3. jrzmommy

    She’s —-Woopsie! DanYELL the Cunt is used to saying “step to the back of the line and wait your turn. ” She says it at her job at the Unemployment Office in DC. dontcha, sasquatch?

  4. jrzmommy

    And DanYELL the Cunt, you can’t come up with anything on your own because you are not a smart person. You are not a clever person. You are what is known as a dull-normal. But I’ll help you out, you can call me Ma’am. And if you are ever fortunate enough to meet my dear husband you will call him Mas’suh. Got that, stupid!?

  5. danielle

    #252. I’m not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You’re right, I shouldn’t talk about other people that I don’t even know. It’s just that I’ve experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.

    Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.

    I didn’t mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.

    The truth is: I go to a university..but it’s not Howard. I only said that because my sister goes there and I look up to her because she busts a 4.0 each semester.

    I do go to a university though, no it’s not a community college. It is a good upstanding small campus university with alumni that have been recognized for thier achievements throughout the years.

    I live in DC, NE to be exact. I am of a middle-class standing, and I like it that way. I live nowhere near Barry someone pointed out earlier. In fact, this past weekend, me and my cousins were actually dared to go to that part of town,..but we chickened out.

    I am a normal 19 year old, about to celebrate her 20th birthday in 3 months and I DO sincerely apologize for any hurtful things that I have said. Especially to you biatcho..I know that if I lost my father the way that you did, I wouldn’t want anyone to make a joke out of it.

    Please do except my apology, I am truly sorry.

  6. jrzmommy


  7. jrzmommy

    In the words of my esteemed colleague, Scooby Doo, “Zoinks?”

  8. biatcho

    It’s gotta be an alter-ego. I don’t believe it, I’m sorry, i can’t believe it. I feel like I need to keep my eye on this hurricane now because it could mean armageddon is approaching.

  9. biatcho

    by the way, jrz…nice job quoting corky from Guffman. “Bite my pillow” is one of my favorite quotes. I hate you & your ass-face!!!!!

  10. danielle


  11. RichPort

    If it’s true, then I think we should all applaud our hard efforts in turning a young girl around, wish her health, happiness, and prosperity, and move on. These are all just jokes anyway, because it’s hard to really get too personal with people you’ll probably never meet. The code of the streets required we did what was done, and most of us would do it again.

    That said, I’m with biatcho on this one.

    “Zoinks”… my favorite childhood phrase…

  12. ElatedPornStar

    @9: I second that.

    And of course, Britany needs to get her assed kicked for being such a stupid cunt.

  13. ElatedPornStar

    Make that “ass,” not “assed.” I’m such a stupid cunt. *cuts himself*

  14. jrzmommy

    biatcho–I hate you and your ass….face is quite possibly one of the funniest fucking lines from a movie ever.

    well, with regards to the DanYE…I mean Danielle thing, I’ll make like John and Yoko and guardedly give peace a chance.

    Danielle, do you go to Trinity college?

    (see! I made nice.)

  15. danielle

    who are you?

  16. jrzmommy

    who’s who? Wait a minute—-is this an imposter apologizing to us?

  17. danielle

    ugh, no. how did you know that i went to trinity “university”?…they had the ceremony 2 years ago.

  18. jrzmommy

    what ceremony? I just assumed you went to Trinity because you said you live in NE and you go to a smaller university that has a somewhat prestigious alum society. I used to live in Brookland and I had a lot of friends that went to CUA. Just based on being a black chick, I doubt you would go to CUA — they’re too whitebread for even me — and unless you’re deaf (Galluadet) so I just assumed Trinity. That’s all.

  19. danielle

    They had a ceremony back in 2005 that changed the college to a university status.

    Yes! But i am in love with CUA’s campus, i think it’s beautiful. I live near Brookand Station.

  20. jrzmommy

    be careful this time of year. All the little motherfuckers from around the way prey on the college kids and I’m sure you’ve heard they’ve gotten pretty vicious in the last year or so.

  21. danielle

    Who? I haven’t heard anything.

  22. jrzmommy

    These little punks are not only robbing people but pistol whipping and kicking the shit out of their victims. They even did a priest last year or so. Followed him and beat him pretty bad. They go after commuters walking to Brookland Station in the a.m., they even held a knife up to an old neighbor of ours — a very nice older woman (in her 60′s) in broad daylight IN FRONT OF PEOPLE and robbed her. You should join the Brookland Yahoo group and get on the listserv — those tree huggers in Brookland are good for some things, I guess, they at least keep people updated on crime in the neighborhood.

  23. danielle

    Wow. I haven’t heard about any of those incidents. I catch the bus from my house in the morning to go to Brookland and then I catch the Trinity Shuttle….so I guess they really can’t attack me if I’m always on public transportation. I would never walk to Brookland Station anyway because it’s too long of a walk.

  24. man, is that guy running the greatest scam ever?

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