Kevin Federline recently told Entertainment Weekly that he’s the “most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years” and when asked who the most underrated performer in his field was he paused for about 12 seconds and replied: “Me.” Additionally, in an interview with People he says he doesn’t mind that everybody in the world hates him:
“If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it’s going to do is help me. I know who I am.”
And on his acting debut last month on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
“I shocked myself. There were parts that I wish I would have done different, but there are parts that really took me, like, Wow, did I do that? I looked at myself and I was like, It looked good. It looked perfect.”
And on being a father of four:
With each birth, “it gets less and less stressful. It’s just time to get my stuff down while they’re young. so I can sit back and watch them grow up.”
What can you say about K-Fed that hasn’t already been said? I guess I could start a rumor that his penis is so small he’s technically a girl. But that’s not really a rumor. It’s a fact.
RichPort | October 26, 2006 at 9:00 am
Earl is puts the moron in oxymoron. Has that been said before? Fuck it, it bears repeating.
jrzmommy | October 26, 2006 at 9:01 am
Yes, Earl, you fuckhead, each birth does indeed become less and less stressful….because you become less and less attached to each child.
He’s, without question, the world’s biggest asshole.
shmoody | October 26, 2006 at 9:02 am
And in other news, K-Earl has been named the new prime minster of North Korea because crazy people with delusions of granduer stick together.
Dara | October 26, 2006 at 9:02 am
Of course it gets less stressful…while the rest of us have to actually raise our kids, he just hooked up with his gravy train and set off…
lohanjob | October 26, 2006 at 9:05 am
God I hate him. But as far as being a freeloader goes, he’s damn good, so I gotta give him credit for that…
BeautifulNightmare | October 26, 2006 at 9:06 am
EARL……
BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 9:08 am
I can mention three things I would change on that episode of CSI:
*it should have been a true documentary
* Earl should have been dimembered
*Earl should have have been killed
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 26, 2006 at 9:17 am
He’s a butt-cheek, abalone, and spleen sandwich–with extra diarrhea sauce.
Jeremy1Esq | October 26, 2006 at 9:20 am
The easy thing to say is this guy is a douche or an asshole or a modern day Emperor with No Clothes, but it is societys fault he is so rich and in the public eye.
If my daughter brought home a guy with kids by another woman of a different race he didnt even marry, my daughter would be disowned or have so much sense shaken into her that such a relationship would not take place. Not Britneys family. She could have married any kind of guy she wants and ends up with a guy that even the dumbest poorest trailer park family would not welcome.
Then once he is famous for marrying her, people in power who can cast actors in shows like CSI or the WWE decide to call Federline. He probably got more to get bodyslammed then 90% of this country makes in a year. That gets his career going even more. Even if his work sucks he has a career financed by a stipper bimbo type wife we all bought records from thinking it would give us a better look at her ass and tits all while making her rich. Britney is the kind of girl who marries trash like this guy, whehter she is rich and exposed to the finer things in life or lives in a swamp in Louisiana. Money puts ignorance more easily into public view.
No matter what you think of this guy, society has put him in this place. The lack of upbringing for Britney, the lack of any logic shown by talent casting agents, and we as a whole for buying whatever garbage they have to sell. He has no talent, no brains, no money of his own, but guess what, he does not need it.
Federline is smarter then all of us put together.
ApacheRose | October 26, 2006 at 9:22 am
#7– I was thinking “drawn and quartered” would have given the episode some nice historical ambiance.
laikiska | October 26, 2006 at 9:23 am
he is such a waste of human skin and oxygen!
Italian Stallion | October 26, 2006 at 9:24 am
When the boy’s get older, he’s going to show them that CSI episode to prove “daddy” was an actor once. What sucks about all this is when they get beat up in school, which we all know will happen, they’ll think it’s ok. Everyday when they come home from school, if they even make it that far, they’ll tell daddy what a great job acting they did in school that day……………
Raebees | October 26, 2006 at 9:28 am
InstantAsshat — “He’s a butt-cheek, abalone, and spleen sandwich–with extra diarrhea sauce.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! (Gross!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
pinky_nip | October 26, 2006 at 9:28 am
I’m still trying to figure out what “field” he’s underrated in?
RichPort | October 26, 2006 at 9:31 am
Damn, when he said he shocked himself, I thought he was gonna say he was diving for plugged in toasters in the pool out back. I mean this guy didn’t exactly eat from the tree of knowledge…
Aphrodite | October 26, 2006 at 9:31 am
Oh come on people!
To have such confidence in yourself, even in the face of adversity is really quite erotic, no?
I’d fornicate with him. Provided I was drunk, high, with him wearing 3 plastic bags on one head and 18 condoms on the other.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 26, 2006 at 9:31 am
“If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it’s going to do is help me.”
Ok, Well I am helping the shit out of you.
I help you and every other wanna-be rappah-ganstah just like you.
I’ll never stop helping you, you illiterate, contrived, useless sperm-machine. Fuck.
Brain Embolism | October 26, 2006 at 9:32 am
I’ll help him with a shotgun blast to the face, ala Kurt Cobain, with my 12 gauge, double barrel, pump shotgun.
Shick Shick BOOM
Shick Shick BOOM
Angry Ferret Jones | October 26, 2006 at 9:33 am
PS – You are Earl now, bitch!
Damn Earl, you are so street!
Yo, DJ Jazzy Earl, kick that hardcore ganster shit, homie.!
MC Spermy Earl is in da’ Howse all you homies and Chess Club Kids! Hide your poop-hole!
pinky_nip | October 26, 2006 at 9:35 am
I hope his next acting role is in “Faces of Death”.
Flip21 | October 26, 2006 at 9:41 am
Horay, more Earl Spears news!
Except you’re not calling him Earl Spears yet, which disappoints me.
Brain Embolism | October 26, 2006 at 9:42 am
Speaking of Earl, no not K. Earl Fed!
“My Name Is Earl”. It’s an all new rerun at 8e/7c on CBS.
“Very Bad Things
Earl decides to take Joy’s side when she gets into an argument with Darnell; the purchase of an entertainment center does not turn out the way Joy planned.”
Original Air Date: Sep 21, 2006
Followed by an all new rerun of “The Office”.
Italian Stallion | October 26, 2006 at 9:43 am
@20 I was thinking as a “crash test dummie” for Dateline……..
slantingthroughdarkness | October 26, 2006 at 9:44 am
Everybody gots to be somebody.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Glossed Over | October 26, 2006 at 9:45 am
Each birth gets less stressful for him? Of course they do. He’s not the one giving birth.
http://glossedover.com
carrie bradshaw | October 26, 2006 at 9:46 am
#9 – I agree; I am completely at a loss as to WHY people keep giving this tool work! He’s getting paid to make appearances, he’s getting paid for some clothing line (or maybe sneaker, can’t remember), he gets cast on a very popular TV show…. why isn’t anyone who has the power to do so slamming doors left and right in his face? Who sits around in a meeting and says Oh my gah- we HAVE to get K-Fed to represent ______. There’s a big difference between being the guy people love to hate and simply being the guy that everyone hates. Someone needs to put this little fuck in his place, good and hard.
Ed Bambrick | October 26, 2006 at 9:47 am
Well, somebody has to say it:
Kevin Earl Federline Loves the Cock!
hottie | October 26, 2006 at 9:48 am
he’s smokin hot, i’d gladly suck his cock. lots of girls do. not would. do.
bigponie | October 26, 2006 at 9:50 am
satan tried to posses k-fed but realized he had no soul to posses.
Elikapeka | October 26, 2006 at 9:51 am
What is it about that CSI episode that he’s proud of? He looked like a moron, acted like a retard, and went down like a little girl. Is the the mark of a good blonkey? Indeed, Earl. Indeed.
By the way Aphrodite, very nice.
Stuey75 | October 26, 2006 at 9:52 am
he’s actually not successful. I mean he is riding his wifes coattails. They would have hired an extra for CSI, his albums sell…i hate saying that, but at least one sells because of his wife.
lol they are the white whitney & bobby.
BoognishRising | October 26, 2006 at 9:52 am
“If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it’s going to do is help me. I know who I am.”
Thousands of people hate you, and that doesn’t bother you just the tiniest bit?
You, sir, are a fucking liar. Or extremely stupid. Or most likely both.
tinyTy | October 26, 2006 at 9:53 am
Okay, I’ve just been waiting for a story about baggy-pants K-fed so I could repeat something that I heard the other day. I was told that the baggy pants fad started in prison where this would indicate that you were someone’s BITCH! Please tell me this is true if anyone knows. I can’t wait to tell it to the next butt-crack baggy pants fool I run into. HEE HEE!
PrettyBaby | October 26, 2006 at 9:54 am
Do you guys know that there are tons of chics that love this guy? It is highly inexplicible but true. I hear that there are oodles of fansites dedicated to him.
All I really love- the wiggerish yo homie stuff. It is really disturbing yet funny.
misterveryze | October 26, 2006 at 9:56 am
I’m kinda confused-didn’t he have about 8 lines in the show? What could he have possibly done differently? Not dressed like a wigger woulda been a good start I guess…
RichPort | October 26, 2006 at 9:58 am
I can’t wait to see him in his next starring role “Dateline: To Catch A Child Predator”…
He’s a CAT cap and a oiled up pair of Wolverines from being on Maury Povich as Maury screams to the audience while Brit’s crying “Earl, you are NOT the father!!!”, to which he’ll give a reply along the lines of “That’s wiggety wack, yo”.
Superevil | October 26, 2006 at 9:59 am
#32, I say more like multi-millions
#34 that depresses me to no end.
BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 10:00 am
Yeah #9, forget all the other shit, he had to go and fuck a woman of another race, that’s his real problem.
So how are things down there in the compound, you guys still down in Butthole Springs Mississippi right.
Stay the course brother there’s a war a’comin’!
jrzmommy | October 26, 2006 at 10:01 am
Can anyone here give me total proof that this isn’t Vanilla Ice?
CelebSlam.com | October 26, 2006 at 10:07 am
Why can’t he just die already?
http://www.celebslam.com
BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 10:12 am
#39
J.M. you just blew my mind, has anyone seen these “two” in the same room? Has anyone even seen Vanilla since Federline “dropped” on the scene?
*cue Twilight Zone music*
jrzmommy | October 26, 2006 at 10:15 am
Barbado–There’s only one way to find out…..Have Suge Knight shake him up outside of a balcony…if he falls and splatters his brains all over the pavement…it’s Kevin EARL Federfuck. If he just pees his pants…..it’s Vanilla Ice.
RichPort | October 26, 2006 at 10:18 am
In defense (please shoot me later… I have some loose ends to tie up first) of Vanilla Ice, he actually did sell 10+ million records without marrying a multimillionaire hick. Earl is like the male Paris Hilton… he just says “that’s hot, yo”.
gas_up_the_hrududu | October 26, 2006 at 10:23 am
K-Earl: The most talked about, perhaps, but also the most universally reviled. You know, like anal leakage, crotch fungus, and Paris Hilton’s rotting twat.
#9: You know what that attitude will get you? A brown grandbaby. Karma’s an ironic bitch with one hell of a sense of humor.
BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 10:28 am
True, true Vanilla did suffer for his “art”? as well (see Suge Knight). Unlike ratface here who only suffers hangovers.
I also have a fondness for “rollin in my 5.0,” ’cause I have a 5.0 and therefore appreciate anything 5.0 related
jrzmommy | October 26, 2006 at 10:28 am
Rich: *stunned silence*
laikiska | October 26, 2006 at 10:33 am
#33: partly true — they weren’t someone’s bitch but the prison clothes didn’t fit them properly :)- check
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp
RichPort | October 26, 2006 at 10:33 am
I feel like that chick from Heroes… my evil mirror image wrote #43… and here I thought I was just sleeping and dreaming of anally violating Kim Kardishian in my harem… there is never, I repeat , never an excuse for Vanilla Ice. Suge deserved the Nobel Peace Prize for that one. Damn you alter-ego!!! Damn you to hell!!!
happy hands club | October 26, 2006 at 10:33 am
Why is it that the most UNDESERVING idiots have all the money FOR DOING NOTHING? I really hate him! White trash weasle.
NipsyHustle | October 26, 2006 at 10:38 am
of course it gets less stressful for him with each birth. when he had the first two he was sharing a 1 bedroom apartment with 5 other guys, sleeping on the floor. now he’s living in a mansion sleeping with a used up whore.
with brit paying his child support and paying for the new guinea pigs they made, what does he have to worry about?