Kevin Costner is a pervert

April 26th, 2006 // 83 Comments

kcostner-massage-sex.jpgA former spa worker is claiming that Kevin Costner exposed himself and performed a sex act as she gave him a massage at the Old Course Hotel in Fife, Scotland, in October of 2004. Costner isn’t going to face any charges or anything, he just happened to be mentioned in this woman’s claim against the hotel that fired her.

They don’t mention what sex acts he performed, but I bet it involved choking himself and inserting things in his anus. That’s the Kevin Coster I know. A real lady pleaser.

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  1. ellaminnowpea

    “Tatanka” — that one is for you, Peeker!!

  2. BigJim

    pinky_nip: You get me hot. I think it’s time for me to love my cock again.

  3. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    39 – when you say “deal with” you mean “Deal With” right? What is the address of the hotel?

  4. jugsgirl

    Edna Bambrick was the spa worker, she reported kevin.

  5. pinky_nip

    BigJim: Me love you long time!

  6. BoobsForBob

    Doesn’t that happen with every massage?

  7. BigJim

    PN:

    You flatter me. I can only last about 30 seconds.

  8. Badhero

    WARNING: OFF TOPIC

    Jewbacca–Do you have that 100.00 light saber yet. Way cool! I need the green one.

    OK, back to our regularly scheduled program,
    Costner is a fluffy bunny killer!

  9. Alas poor Edna, she registered and posted on my site, I traced her IP and courtesy of public information found out where she lived. She is now in my basement with a ball gag in her mouth and a horse in her ass. Think Pulp Fiction, but combine Marcellus and the Gimp.

  10. Hara

    prideofchucky, no one mocks the Scots. You are officially Reported mothaf$cka!

    I can’t help it. It’s so much fun to say. Bring Back Edna! In my head she says it just like Samuel L. Jackson would in Shaft. And just think, if she’s really some 80 yr old white lady from that year book pic… Gold. BigJim knows where it’s at.

  11. lurkerx

    Not Scottish = Crap.

  12. Badhero

    Irish is BETTER!

  13. St.Minutia

    @59
    Gerald Tarrant,

    I could come over and we could do it all night long and make Edna watch.

    You cannot begin to comprehend my motivations.

  14. colormeskanky

    The worst part is that he was on his HONEYMOON! Then again, he didn’t look too excited in his wedding pics if i remember correctly.

  15. St. Minutia, I won’t even bother trying to comprehend your motivations. Doing it all night in front of Edna and the horse that rode in on her is more than enough for me.

    Come to New Orleans, Edna’s waiting.

  16. gogoboots

    This is such old news…

  17. junebug

    Edna was the spa worker

  18. ClariceStarling

    Why is she complaining?

  19. Um, wait a minute. aren’t these common. arent they called “happy endings”??

  20. TrannyGranny

    16 and 59 hilarious.
    60 Fuck the Scottish…men in dresses, bagpipes and golf….wtf.

    oh hey, what is haggis, really?

  21. Zanna

    Did you guys notice that Edna AND PapaHotNuts are both MIA?

  22. junebug

    they’ll be back

  23. St.Minutia

    I <3 perverts.

  24. TrannyGranny

    boobiezmagee

    I only signed up yesterday, so I don’t know if the rules allow this, but WELCOME TO THE SUPERFISH!!!!!! *pushes welcome wagon towards*.
    I wanted someone to welcome me to, but *sob*no one did….I am so sad, *gets idea, begins spastically masturbating, loses idea, quits spastically masturbating* Although biatcho recognizing my existance on the Bai-Ling thread made my day. See, I’ve been wondering if I really exist or if I am just a bitchin cool figment of my imagination….shit, when do these meds kick in? Oops, here comes mom, gotta run. Happy trashing boobies!

  25. TrannyGranny

    Quick note to Zanna: It’s cuz Papa is shagging that bitch rotten!!! She will be a new woman when his HotNuts NUTT!!! Go Papa GO!

  26. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Making people feel welcome is for faggots. And I mean that in the rudest, most offensive way possible.

  27. radio3play

    suck my sweaty choclate balls…put them in your mouth

  28. radio4play

    Sweet lovin! I wanna make love to your ***hole Kyle..

    damn almost made it this time…

  29. Tracy

    Kevin Costner is a dirty old fart. There, I said it.

  30. TrannyGranny

    Hi Osh k…fucking long name gosh!

    If by faggots you mean the person bending you over the barstool, watching your fat, jiggly ass spew the cum that was just deposited there by a goat, then “you’re welcome also” welcome to tongue jack my shitter! And I just had Thai for dinner!

    Actually I’m not mad, I just love saying that sort of thing? What are you wearing?

  31. Ok..I believe ya…but my tommy gun don’t

  32. Pearly

    Kevin Costner? Who gives a shit about this guy anyhow. Didn’t he ruin his career a long time ago (Waterworld??)? THIS is news? That he wanted a happy ending? Big deal, he’s a loser what a surprise…

  33. YunGunna

    No wonder, what u expect from a guy who dances with wolves.

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