A former spa worker is claiming that Kevin Costner exposed himself and performed a sex act as she gave him a massage at the Old Course Hotel in Fife, Scotland, in October of 2004. Costner isn’t going to face any charges or anything, he just happened to be mentioned in this woman’s claim against the hotel that fired her.
They don’t mention what sex acts he performed, but I bet it involved choking himself and inserting things in his anus. That’s the Kevin Coster I know. A real lady pleaser.
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first, hot damn!
Uh, deja vu? Didn’t we already do this story a while back?
if you build it, he will come
i met this tiny little asian girl once who told me that Kevin and several crew members of “The Postman” gang-banged her at the wrap party for that movie…
I knew I liked him for some reason.
She must be a lesbian. Most girls would be honored if Kevin jerked off in front of them.
Why yes, yes we did.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/22/kevin_coster_denies_it_all_1.html
@6 I wouldn’t be honored. I would be sickened. Sickened beyond belief. Unless he paid me. Then I’d be honored.
Fisher55 you have officially become my own personal MeganHarris with your stupid ass comments and all-around stupidity.
No one else matters to me – it’s just you.
Why are you always going to town on the posts about gay guys? hhmmm, must be a buttfucker.
i love the cock
Maybe he asked for the Happy Ending? What’s wrong with that? Uptight bitch.
#4 Tiny little Asians don’t exist in Oklahoma. Stop lying.
He was just practicing for his role in “Hard Candy”***
***See ad’s on right hand side…….
Kevin was just doing research for his role as Paul “Pee-Wee Herman” Reubens in a biopic about the has-been comedian.
hmmmmm
I AM REPORTING ALL VULGAR POSTS
So wait. Did he just jerk off or did he do something more elaborate? ‘Cause random dudes have whacked off in my face before and it was nothing to call home about, but if he sucked himself off, I say we give him a trophy and my number, because that shit is hot!
Don’t worry Kevin baby, I wont blast you to the media, now cock slap me you dirty, dirty boy.
Aahhhh, a hooker scorned. She decided she didn’t want to suck ass for a living anymore and now wants to take easy street and file a lawsuit to get big money. It doesn’t work that way honey – the hookers never win. Men in suits always do.
well maybe he got confused about what kind of massage it was….
BTW, I’m new and just wanted to say hi! *waves* I’ve been a long time lurker, and all I have to say is that you guys are hilarious. You all make my mornings!
God, what a prude! What kind of idiot has the opportunity to get it on with Kevin Costner and refuses?
If Kevin costner has taught me anything, it’s that Native Americans are a proud and noble people.
I would freaking LOVE to watch him jerk off – whew! Me so horny
suck this biatch!
i have to admit, he was pretty hot in waterworld.
#21:
Pass the Lysol.
I blame Sean Young for twisting this poor’s boy head when they filmed “No Way Out.”
Of course there was that soft core film he did before he was famous. No, never mind, Sean would’ve been WAY kinkier.
I hate Kevin, he should be one of those little executive putting greens that fat old guys have in their office. Then I could have Triumph the Insult Dog POOP on him!
“Dances with himself”
# 20: What kind of idiot has the opportunity to get it on with Kevin Costner and refuses? – anyone with 20-20 vision.
—-”IEE love, Looka me ear naked ez-ah joonbug holding me shilalagh, wondering if SHE’LL-LAY-ME! HA HA HAR!”
—-”OHH-Yoo best stop waiving that little worted toad at me mista! Cripes!! I’ve seen HAGGIS with less discoloration!!”
KCLTC — his own cock.
Maybe if he were 25 or 30 years younger, this would seem exciting somehow. But I’m thinking wrinkled, dryed up, haggard, skin-hanging, badly aging Kevin Costner. Nope, I’ll pass.
And now that I’ve had to process all that mentally, I think I’ll sue him just for putting me through this horror.
Wait…you mean that sort of thing isn’t allowed at the Old Course Hotel?
So what I really wanna know is when he was beating his meat did she just keep on with the massage like nothing was out of the ordinary?
@27 nice one
Costner, aka SexDeathBed, is such a loser he can’t even get a decent happy ending, in Scotland of all places. I picture him screaming at the masseuse,
“The Haggis! Shove it back in lass! Push HARD!”
#28 – I’m with you….he’s a “legend in his own mind” – He’s the King of All Has-Beens! and…. KCLHC !!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t you guys know that’s the secret to his superb acting skills?: he lets his face go blank and thinks about jerking off. That’s that smug pervert expression that propelled the careers of Jack Nicholson, Matthew Perry, and French Stewart.
Well, I’ll give him this, his “Robinhood”
DVD makes a GREAT coaster!
I need to accuse some famous guy of groping me. Seriously. I’d get rich and be able to get plastic surgery and might even get a spot on one of those shitty reality shows.
My get rich quick scheme is slowly coming into place. Mwa ha ha.
I work in a nice hotel and the spa girls have to deal with guys like Costner on a weekly basis.
#35 Posted by Jewbacca on April 26, 2006 12:32 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love them geeks!
I’d do Jack………..
#19, you are REPORTED
I think Edna’s been banned, and I am sad. I worry that all of my best lines were directed at her, and all I can come up with about KC is that he loves his own cock.
And, well, I can’t even blame him because I love my own cock. A lot. As a matter of fact, I just finisHED LOVING IT A FEW MINutes ago (Ooops – shift key was sticking there. I need to be more careful).
#42
You have to be kidding me? I get “reported” for saying hi, and not for asking Kevin to cock slap me? What is the world coming to?
Wait a tick, who the hell are you? You aren’t Edna….or are you?
karifarrell:
Stop trying to imitate Edna. You don’t do a very good job.
Hey SF: Please let Edna come back. She’s the best thing to happen to this crap site since Paris gave birth to a two-headed Elvis clone.
Big Jim – Edna was EVIL – a canker of this site and if she wasn’t nipped out…she would have spread faster than Paris…..
where is edna?
#42 you don’t have to report people on this site to get attention, you just have to admitt that you like Paris Hilton’s song ‘Screwed’.
@43 – Don’t worry BigJim, I still think you’re funny. I would love your cock too.
first time on, love all the comments.
what’s this ‘reported’ stuff? hope you’re joking. because if you’re not, I wish I could find you. I’ll send Kevin your address for his next massage.
So what do we call him now? Boogies with Bishop, Wiggles with Wand, Cups his Cock? Well, you get the idea.
What masseuse doesn’t expect that kind of behavior occasionally? Being a serious massage therapist is like being a pet psychiatrist. You’re not just shitting your patients, you’re shitting yourself.
Hell lady, Tatanka’s just tryin’ ta show ya his hoooos.