A former spa worker is claiming that Kevin Costner exposed himself and performed a sex act as she gave him a massage at the Old Course Hotel in Fife, Scotland, in October of 2004. Costner isn’t going to face any charges or anything, he just happened to be mentioned in this woman’s claim against the hotel that fired her.
They don’t mention what sex acts he performed, but I bet it involved choking himself and inserting things in his anus. That’s the Kevin Coster I know. A real lady pleaser.
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Fisher55 | April 26, 2006 at 11:46 am
first, hot damn!
mamacita | April 26, 2006 at 11:48 am
Uh, deja vu? Didn’t we already do this story a while back?
griffmills | April 26, 2006 at 11:48 am
if you build it, he will come
Fisher55 | April 26, 2006 at 11:49 am
i met this tiny little asian girl once who told me that Kevin and several crew members of “The Postman” gang-banged her at the wrap party for that movie…
Xanthia | April 26, 2006 at 11:49 am
I knew I liked him for some reason.
Vampyreska | April 26, 2006 at 11:49 am
She must be a lesbian. Most girls would be honored if Kevin jerked off in front of them.
mamacita | April 26, 2006 at 11:50 am
Why yes, yes we did.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/22/kevin_coster_denies_it_all_1.html
@6 I wouldn’t be honored. I would be sickened. Sickened beyond belief. Unless he paid me. Then I’d be honored.
biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 11:52 am
Fisher55 you have officially become my own personal MeganHarris with your stupid ass comments and all-around stupidity.
No one else matters to me – it’s just you.
Why are you always going to town on the posts about gay guys? hhmmm, must be a buttfucker.
Fisher55 | April 26, 2006 at 11:54 am
i love the cock
pinky_nip | April 26, 2006 at 11:54 am
Maybe he asked for the Happy Ending? What’s wrong with that? Uptight bitch.
biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 11:56 am
#4 Tiny little Asians don’t exist in Oklahoma. Stop lying.
Italian Stallion | April 26, 2006 at 12:01 pm
He was just practicing for his role in “Hard Candy”***
***See ad’s on right hand side…….
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 26, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Kevin was just doing research for his role as Paul “Pee-Wee Herman” Reubens in a biopic about the has-been comedian.
boobiezmagee | April 26, 2006 at 12:05 pm
hmmmmm
karifarrell | April 26, 2006 at 12:10 pm
I AM REPORTING ALL VULGAR POSTS
boobiezmagee | April 26, 2006 at 12:10 pm
So wait. Did he just jerk off or did he do something more elaborate? ‘Cause random dudes have whacked off in my face before and it was nothing to call home about, but if he sucked himself off, I say we give him a trophy and my number, because that shit is hot!
Don’t worry Kevin baby, I wont blast you to the media, now cock slap me you dirty, dirty boy.
biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Aahhhh, a hooker scorned. She decided she didn’t want to suck ass for a living anymore and now wants to take easy street and file a lawsuit to get big money. It doesn’t work that way honey – the hookers never win. Men in suits always do.
chanel_bear | April 26, 2006 at 12:13 pm
well maybe he got confused about what kind of massage it was….
boobiezmagee | April 26, 2006 at 12:13 pm
BTW, I’m new and just wanted to say hi! *waves* I’ve been a long time lurker, and all I have to say is that you guys are hilarious. You all make my mornings!
giantpores | April 26, 2006 at 12:18 pm
God, what a prude! What kind of idiot has the opportunity to get it on with Kevin Costner and refuses?
Dr.Rokter | April 26, 2006 at 12:21 pm
If Kevin costner has taught me anything, it’s that Native Americans are a proud and noble people.
pinky_nip | April 26, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I would freaking LOVE to watch him jerk off – whew! Me so horny
hugh_g_rection | April 26, 2006 at 12:22 pm
suck this biatch!
maria | April 26, 2006 at 12:23 pm
i have to admit, he was pretty hot in waterworld.
BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 12:24 pm
#21:
Pass the Lysol.
Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 12:24 pm
I blame Sean Young for twisting this poor’s boy head when they filmed “No Way Out.”
Of course there was that soft core film he did before he was famous. No, never mind, Sean would’ve been WAY kinkier.
I hate Kevin, he should be one of those little executive putting greens that fat old guys have in their office. Then I could have Triumph the Insult Dog POOP on him!
pinky_nip | April 26, 2006 at 12:25 pm
“Dances with himself”
Cat_in_Rabat | April 26, 2006 at 12:27 pm
# 20: What kind of idiot has the opportunity to get it on with Kevin Costner and refuses? – anyone with 20-20 vision.
prideofchucky | April 26, 2006 at 12:27 pm
—-”IEE love, Looka me ear naked ez-ah joonbug holding me shilalagh, wondering if SHE’LL-LAY-ME! HA HA HAR!”
—-”OHH-Yoo best stop waiving that little worted toad at me mista! Cripes!! I’ve seen HAGGIS with less discoloration!!”
BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 12:30 pm
KCLTC — his own cock.
Zed | April 26, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Maybe if he were 25 or 30 years younger, this would seem exciting somehow. But I’m thinking wrinkled, dryed up, haggard, skin-hanging, badly aging Kevin Costner. Nope, I’ll pass.
And now that I’ve had to process all that mentally, I think I’ll sue him just for putting me through this horror.
shell | April 26, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Wait…you mean that sort of thing isn’t allowed at the Old Course Hotel?
So what I really wanna know is when he was beating his meat did she just keep on with the massage like nothing was out of the ordinary?
Trotter | April 26, 2006 at 12:31 pm
@27 nice one
Costner, aka SexDeathBed, is such a loser he can’t even get a decent happy ending, in Scotland of all places. I picture him screaming at the masseuse,
“The Haggis! Shove it back in lass! Push HARD!”
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 12:32 pm
#28 – I’m with you….he’s a “legend in his own mind” – He’s the King of All Has-Beens! and…. KCLHC !!!
Jewbacca | April 26, 2006 at 12:32 pm
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Don’t you guys know that’s the secret to his superb acting skills?: he lets his face go blank and thinks about jerking off. That’s that smug pervert expression that propelled the careers of Jack Nicholson, Matthew Perry, and French Stewart.
Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Well, I’ll give him this, his “Robinhood”
DVD makes a GREAT coaster!
BadassFred | April 26, 2006 at 12:35 pm
I need to accuse some famous guy of groping me. Seriously. I’d get rich and be able to get plastic surgery and might even get a spot on one of those shitty reality shows.
My get rich quick scheme is slowly coming into place. Mwa ha ha.
Tom Cruise = Cult Puppet | April 26, 2006 at 12:35 pm
I work in a nice hotel and the spa girls have to deal with guys like Costner on a weekly basis.
Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 12:36 pm
#35 Posted by Jewbacca on April 26, 2006 12:32 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love them geeks!
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 12:36 pm
I’d do Jack………..
karifarrell | April 26, 2006 at 12:37 pm
#19, you are REPORTED
BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 12:38 pm
I think Edna’s been banned, and I am sad. I worry that all of my best lines were directed at her, and all I can come up with about KC is that he loves his own cock.
And, well, I can’t even blame him because I love my own cock. A lot. As a matter of fact, I just finisHED LOVING IT A FEW MINutes ago (Ooops – shift key was sticking there. I need to be more careful).
boobiezmagee | April 26, 2006 at 12:40 pm
#42
You have to be kidding me? I get “reported” for saying hi, and not for asking Kevin to cock slap me? What is the world coming to?
Wait a tick, who the hell are you? You aren’t Edna….or are you?
BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 12:41 pm
karifarrell:
Stop trying to imitate Edna. You don’t do a very good job.
Hey SF: Please let Edna come back. She’s the best thing to happen to this crap site since Paris gave birth to a two-headed Elvis clone.
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Big Jim – Edna was EVIL – a canker of this site and if she wasn’t nipped out…she would have spread faster than Paris…..
chanel_bear | April 26, 2006 at 12:43 pm
where is edna?
#42 you don’t have to report people on this site to get attention, you just have to admitt that you like Paris Hilton’s song ‘Screwed’.
pinky_nip | April 26, 2006 at 12:44 pm
@43 – Don’t worry BigJim, I still think you’re funny. I would love your cock too.
tinkerbelle | April 26, 2006 at 12:45 pm
first time on, love all the comments.
what’s this ‘reported’ stuff? hope you’re joking. because if you’re not, I wish I could find you. I’ll send Kevin your address for his next massage.
lurkerx | April 26, 2006 at 12:48 pm
So what do we call him now? Boogies with Bishop, Wiggles with Wand, Cups his Cock? Well, you get the idea.
What masseuse doesn’t expect that kind of behavior occasionally? Being a serious massage therapist is like being a pet psychiatrist. You’re not just shitting your patients, you’re shitting yourself.
Hell lady, Tatanka’s just tryin’ ta show ya his hoooos.