Kevin Costner’s camp is denying that he engaged in sexual self-gratification in front of a horrified masseuse. The Daily Mirror earlier reported that an “American A-list actor” performed a “‘disgusting’ act in front of a 34-year-old massage therapist at a posh Scottish golf resort. Costner’s friend owns the resort, and Costner spent his honeymoon there in 2004, but his rep said: “We find it unfortunate that Mr. Costner’s name has been brought into what is essentially a dispute between a company owned by a good friend of his and a former employee.”
Hey Kevin, if people want to watch you jerk off they’ll just rent The Postman.
pixelbasic | March 22, 2006 at 2:01 pm
If the ‘disgusting act’ was directing a movie…well then I don’t blame her.
professor booty | March 22, 2006 at 2:04 pm
the most outrageous part of this story is that they called him an “A-list actor.”
krisdylee | March 22, 2006 at 2:08 pm
if you wack it…. you will come……
Obadiah | March 22, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Kevin who?
blackfrancis | March 22, 2006 at 2:12 pm
He’s just making up for the fact his schlong was edited out of “For The Love Of The Game”. Apparently he was a tad upset about that (even though test audiences laughed at the scene). So everyone get in a single file line and wait your turn.
MystressJade | March 22, 2006 at 2:13 pm
All three of you are geniuses…
Triumph Insult Dog | March 22, 2006 at 2:13 pm
HA, HA, I knew it! It wasn’t Pee Wee Herman in that theatre, it was Kevin Costner!
Costner, you sick bastard! Stop starting your sentences with “let me show you something”…
Binky | March 22, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Sounds like his best performance since ‘Dances with Wolves’.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 22, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I have a long list of reasons never to see “The Postman”, one more couldn’t hurt.
Lala | March 22, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Well, the Daily Mirror is a British paper, so it makes total sense that he’s an A-list actor. Kind of like driving on the other side of the road, what you really want to be is Z-list.
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 22, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Why’s he denying anything? This is the best review he’s gotten since JFK. That he could move anyone, even to revulsion, should be celebrated. He should owe up to it and say he’s just doing research for a bio pic on Bill Clinton.
Populist | March 22, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Let’s not be too judgemental. Who among us hasn’t accidentally masturbated in public?
ferret1 | March 22, 2006 at 2:30 pm
“I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days…Now let me smack you as I finish, you tart!”
Spindoc | March 22, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Of COURSE his friend owns the hotel, it’s not as if Kevin is bringing in any money nowadays to pay for a hotel.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 22, 2006 at 2:50 pm
#10,(Lala) that was brilliant!
This is the part in his career where he starts popping up in the news for doing vaguely crazy things, in absence of actually making worthwhile movies. Maybe he should get rid of his mole and cite “irreconcilable differences” as his motive. Moley moley moley…
Tink | March 22, 2006 at 3:02 pm
I think it must be true, who would make that up??
#12– hahahaha
Tink | March 22, 2006 at 3:04 pm
The only thing that could make this more interesting is if the masseuse was a guy.
Italian Stallion | March 22, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Is it just me, but aren’t they suppossed to give you the happy ending…..she must not have been a chank…..kind of defeats the purpose of spending so much money on a massage……
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 22, 2006 at 3:30 pm
I like it when people misspell racial slurs.
gogoboots | March 22, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Sounds like he traumatized the poor masseuse. Egads!
Italian Stallion | March 22, 2006 at 3:38 pm
You say chink, I say chank…….My best friend is Korean so that makes it ok…..lol….I call him Nuprin, you know (little, yellow, different) and he doesn’t seem to mind….
senin | March 22, 2006 at 3:42 pm
I can’t believe she wouldn’t massage it for him. A disgusting act? Something involving farm animals would be a disgusting act…
BarbadoSlim | March 22, 2006 at 3:50 pm
A-LIST/ no no no no I think not.
His last docummentary was, what? six maybe seven hours long? and netted, what? five bucks for the studio?
No he’s not “a list” anything.
chelleann66 | March 22, 2006 at 4:03 pm
#3 – frickin’ hysterical!!
“Field of Creams”
sometimesboy | March 22, 2006 at 4:32 pm
ah..give him a break…he was prepping for the sequel to that gangster movie…only this one is called
THE TOUCHABLES.
and you DON’T want to think about what Sean Connery is doing to prepare…
D4Ly | March 22, 2006 at 4:40 pm
rofl
Grphdesi23 | March 22, 2006 at 4:44 pm
What a whack, err whack-off, job!
Grphdesi23 | March 22, 2006 at 4:44 pm
You know you’re not a very good masseuse when someone has to whack off just to get comfortable.
cibby | March 22, 2006 at 4:48 pm
It’s gotten to the point where, if you’re a celeb, you can’t be alone with anyone anymore. You always need to have witnesses around!
Jacq | March 22, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I love The Superficial today!!
Italian Stallion, you are cracking me up the most. Nuprin! Priceless. I’ll have to find a yellow friend now so that I can copy you. I did eat dinner at PF Chang’s once where we got raging drunk by the time that we finished. When asked about dessert, we ordered a little Asian boy, yellow, flat teeth, dipped in honey and she actually sent out a Chinese kid from the back! Doubled her tip right there. He said it was his understanding that he was dessert. We took a few pics with him and released him back into the wild.
HughJorganthethird | March 22, 2006 at 5:48 pm
#3 I salute thee. Classic.
Jayne | March 22, 2006 at 6:02 pm
this dull prick still exists..
ThreeFarmers | March 22, 2006 at 6:11 pm
I swear this was a blind item in Casablanca’s column a few months ago!
ThreeFarmers | March 22, 2006 at 6:20 pm
VOILA! FOUND IT! It’s the 2nd half of the blind item. http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/cauth/Archive2005/050106e.html
Ramdonomo | March 22, 2006 at 6:34 pm
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5983011.html
From ohnotheydidnt :D Several weeks ago. LOL
seaglass | March 22, 2006 at 7:43 pm
You know, the “disgusting act” might be his latest film.
ralphie_dubya | March 22, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Gotta love that picture. He’s got such an intense look on his face. He’s even sweating. Good for him, to concentrate so hard.
Tetsuo | March 22, 2006 at 9:00 pm
I call bullshit. They said it was an A-list actor, there’s no way it could be Kevvy.
mamacita | March 22, 2006 at 9:30 pm
I love how when you’re reading this story, there’s a google ad for “Massage Therapy Training”. They should add “You too can be indecently exposed to the penises of ‘A-list’ actors!”
jennyjenjen | March 23, 2006 at 2:01 am
19) me too! It shows their IQ is below 75.
URalllosers | March 23, 2006 at 3:51 am
Did anyone think that perhaps he was simply trying to help her break into show biz?
This seems to be a very common way to see if a potential young starlett has got what it takes to make it in a tough buisness.
She blew an amazing opportunity to star in Waterworld 2.
Sassy | March 23, 2006 at 7:31 am
Which ‘resort’ was it?
TaiTai | March 23, 2006 at 11:54 am
#34 thanks for the link but I don’t get it. That one says it happened in LA (not Scotland) and the picture right next to the item says it is NOT Costner. So…does that mean there are two perverts doing this kind of stuff? Or is he a serial pervert, taking his kinky thrills from resort to resort? Or maybe it was just that the supplier of that information had no idea who he was…and I do mean WAS.
HollywoodSnark | January 9, 2007 at 4:33 pm
lol, denying you’re a pervert never works!
Gloria Guerra | October 15, 2007 at 3:41 am
Kevin Costner is a man of not his word. I met him in 2000 in the City of Alameda, CA and he placed his hand in my private and took off.
Gloria Guerra | November 3, 2008 at 2:43 am
A book coming soon called “Obsession Kevin Costner” search http://www.borders.com
Gloria Guerra | February 22, 2009 at 4:19 am
Coming soon a book called;
OBSESSION KEVIN COSTNER
annonomist | May 10, 2009 at 3:28 am
http://www.obsessionkevincostner.biz
Use the address bar search.