Kevin Connolly tries his best

February 5th, 2008 // 82 Comments

Despite being the star of HBO’s Entourage, Kevin Connolly had trouble scoring bottom rung MTV reality stars at Playboy’s Super Saturday Night party. His first target was Audrina Patridge. It was a crash and burn, according to NY Daily News:

After being denied a date, he offered to make the “Hills” star dinner at her apartment – and got another “no.”

Not letting rejection stand in his way, Kevin made his way to Kristin Cavallari. The two seemed to hit it off, until something better came along. Page Six reports:

“She was all over Kevin until she saw Brody Jenner walk in,” our spy said. “She dumped Kevin for Brody and started kissing him before she went to find photographers to take pictures of them. It was all a ploy to make [her nemesis] Lauren Conrad jealous.”

Adding insult to injury, Page Six says Kevin Dillon (aka Johnny Drama) scored a bunch of girls at the same party in the VIP room. Ha! And he’s practically 50. Poor Kevin Connolly. Wait, who is he again? He played one of the Hobbits, right? Not the super-gay one. But the medium-gay one. I want to say his name was Jimmy, I dunno. I could never make it through those movies. Why waste three hours when I could be doing something more productive? Like playing Warcraft in my boxers.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. LL

    #49 – Funny. Those white blood cells are such attention whores…

  2. sameshitdifferentyear

    Holy fuck that Partridge chick (or bird?) is good lookin
    I remember there used to be some Hilton pics the other sister I think
    at imdb with this fuckin guy
    Swear she looked like she was making some extra money babysitting funniest looking pics
    I agree that picture really does have ‘America’s Most Wanted’ written all over it doesn’t it

  3. RockTock

    Am I the only one who thinks Audrina looks like she has downs?

  4. sameshitdifferentyear

    Oh Patridge whatever the fuck
    And Audrina what a pretentious first name
    fucking beautiful though

  5. Auntie Kryst

    “Hey you got any Irish in ya? Well do you want some?” Goddamnit Kev, I gave you that line to use as a joke. It never works. No worries my man, tiocfaidgh ar la!

    Bunny check out your myspace messages.

  6. D. Richards (Mistake.)

    Who’s this fair-skinned schlub? The guy from Entourage? Like we’re supposed to believe that show isn’t queer.

    Four faggots — well, I don’t know what it is they do on that show really — walking around aimlessly but attending parties and quipping? That is the coolest premise for a show ever conceived.

    I remember seeing Adrian Grenier once at the Pepto-Bismol section of the Rite-Aid on La Brea Avenue, Between Sunset and Santa Monica Blvds. He was taller than you’d think – 6’2”, and clothed like one of those mainstream Hollywood casual-dress-up morons that you see everywhere in Los Angeles. Black slacks, t-shirt underneath the black suit jacket, and a wacky rainbow colored pair of Nikes.

    What was I there for at Rite-Aid? Anti-depressants. True story.

  7. bobshfdfg

    He is so handsome. he posted his personal ad on a celebrities dating site called “SearchingMillionaire.com”. I just visited his profile page. Seems he is very popular there.

  8. KEVIN CONNOLLY IS A DOLL

    KEVIN DILLON IS MARRIED. I TRULY HOPE THAT HE WAS NOT FOOLING AROUND AT THE PLAYBOY PARTY.
    KEVIN CONNOLLY IS SUCH A SWEETIE IN REAL LIFE AND IT’S A SHAME THESE IMMATURE GIRLS FROM THE HILLS ARE PLAYING WITH HIS HEART.
    THE GIRLS FROM THE HILLS ARE LIKE ARTIFICIAL SWEETNER- THEY LEAVE ME WITH A BAD AFTERTASTE.
    RUN KEVIN CONNOLLY RUN!

  9. KEVIN CONNOLLY IS A DOLL

    KEVIN DILLON IS MARRIED. I TRULY HOPE THAT HE WAS NOT FOOLING AROUND AT THE PLAYBOY PARTY.
    KEVIN CONNOLLY IS SUCH A SWEETIE IN REAL LIFE AND IT’S A SHAME THESE IMMATURE GIRLS FROM THE HILLS ARE PLAYING WITH HIS HEART.
    THE GIRLS FROM THE HILLS ARE LIKE ARTIFICIAL SWEETNER- THEY LEAVE ME WITH A BAD AFTERTASTE.
    RUN KEVIN CONNOLLY RUN!

  10. causeyourhot.com

    Get your save Britney t-shirt

    causeyourhot.com

    SAVE BRITNEY

  11. Ol’ capslock is right. Kevin Dillon IS married, I had forgotten!!!

  12. I-Rate

    I bet all of you h8ters are a bunch of fat, old guys who are jealous because he’s hot and successful and young! If you guys weren’t all sitting on your hairy old flabby asses all day you might have a chance with a real woman instead of jerking off to magazines or porn sites! Get that donut out of your face hole and try working out once in awhile so you dont’ have saggy man-tits! Jealousy’s a bitch, isn’t it, you ancient, ugly farts?

  13. Kevin Connolly has beautiful blue eyes and a beautiful soul

    Kevin Connolly is a really nice guy and I feel bad that he keeps trying to make a love connection with these Hollywood Starlet types and they keep shutting him down.
    People that know him realize that he is like his character Eric Murphy from Entourage and wants to be back in a relationship (he dated Nicky Hilton for almost 3 years)
    I just wish he would broaden his circle and get away from the club hopping, name dropping scene.
    Kevin Connolly would be better off meeting his girl at his gym or at a ballgame. I think that he will meet his soulmate away from this superficial scene.

  14. sass-a-frass

    Who is the blonde?? Its neither Kristen or Heidi?? Some random??

  15. Blondamnation

    Oh my God you people at the end!!! are you SNL writers? Really, the wittty banter has gotten out of hand, your humour is much too sophisticated for this site. “Face-hole”, “man-tit’s, and”old Farts”!? Hi-lar-i-ous. I thought I’d stumbled on to a screenwriting page (imean when they were actually writing. Need a job?)
    @63-grandma?
    @64-that’s Kristin Cavallari she’s the other main person in the story, You know the one who was talking to Dork and ditched him for Brody-i-fuck-Reality-Jenner

  16. Janine

    God damn it, why are guys so fucking obsessed with World of Warcraft!? My fiance plays that shit for hours and hours, I seriously want to murder the person who invented this bullshit game!

  17. shutupwhore

    hes ugly
    carrot top

  18. gert

    who is this TIT

  19. Krystal

    All these Entourage guys are fucking disgusting. Ugly as shit, retarded as shit. Exactly the opposite of what women like and want. Imagine a fat, ugly, retarded, disgusting greasy fingered chick (from eating KFC with her hands), chasing good looking hot and attractive dudes and always talking about hot dudes and about dick and trying to get with them, pretending she was hot or something. Well, that’s what these Entourage dudes are in a female version. Just, gross. They are sooooooo UGLY and gross. Women would run away from them in real life like from poison.
    Don’t let the TV show fool you, in real life, that bunch of ugly gross desperate losers with that retarded attitude wouldn’t be able to pick up a decent looking chick in their luckiest day in a billion years. They are EXACTLY what women run away from. They are to women like the gross chick I pictured above is to men… GROSS, the total opposite of what women want, ewwww!

    If you want to know how a man that drives chicks crazy is like, I’ll tell ya: a good looking guy who is polite, caring, smart, with a personality, well educated, with some talent of some sort, with a romantic side and who is NOT desperate for chicks, one who is PICKY with women and who knows how to appreciate and discern between a girl worth a million bucks who actually loves him and a worthless no class loser and even gold digger that is worth shit.

    Want an example? not that it means you have to be like them, but they are a perfect example: Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt (not that you have to look as good as they look either, if you have the personality treats mentioned above, your looks get to a second place and don’t matter so much. Never wondered why certain super hot chicks have such ugly and unattractive boyfriends?).

  20. LOL

    Oh well, he got rejected by two wannabe-hot but miserably failing ugly morons, so what, is that supposed to be bad? It’s not like he had been reject by some really hot girl, like Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie or some hot porn star, now that’d suck. But being rejected by those two stupid uglies? They did him a favor.

  21. Yes, He is energy and awesome! I lvoe his shows very much. I was told that his personal blog was found at a celeb singles website called (MillMatch.com) or something just like that. But I don’t think he has enough time for writing a blog on the internet. Maybe it’s done by his fans.

  22. magpie

    oh god a few of my friends love Entourage. I fucking hate that show it’s brutally painful to watch & possibly one of the most boring shows ever made.
    It’s like Sex in the City for guys. I think both shows were written by lobotomized chimps.
    #66 I love the randomness of your comment. WOW is pretty damn fun I got hooked on it & I’m a chick… I had to stop playing because it consumed my life.

    FOR THE HORDE!!!!

  23. Melanie Walton

    I hear Kevin Connolly is such a sweet guy in real life. I hate reading these stories about him.
    I think he is truly looking for someone and tends to gravitate towards young blonde woman.
    Trust me that Kristin Cavallari was all over Kevin before Brody arrived.
    I think that she is slimely for using him until it didn’t serve her purposes any longer and it probably hurt him.
    As for Audrina Patridge turning Kevin Connolly down for dinner- he probably didn’t realize she was seeing someone.
    I know that Audrina and Lauren Conrad have both enjoyed Kevin Connolly’s company in Vegas and Arizona. So, it is not a like thing.
    I really hope sweetie Kevin Connolly finds the right girl for him soon. I know he wants to settle down like best bud Tobey Maguire and start a family.
    Best of luck, Kevin!

  24. After reading this, I now am craving potato salad & feel as tho I might have caught an STD just reading this. Wow! What did I come here for again???

  25. Now news is coming out of Arizona that Alyssa Milano was all over Kevin Connolly at the Playboy Super Saturday Party in Arizona as well.
    Wonder if the Entourage bachelor was wearing AXE or something, because he was acting as a major babe magnet.
    Not that Kevin Connolly’s beautiful blue eyes aren’t enticing enough, but it does seem that the tabloids are looking to match him up with every available female in Hollywood (they still won’t let go of one chance meeting with Jennifer Aniston in Cabo San Lucas).
    That being said, I would much rather see Alyssa Milano and Kevin Connolly together than Kristin Cavallari and Kevin Connolly.
    Alyssa and Kevin would actually make a great match. Who do we call to get this taken care of – their publicists or their agents? Better watch a few more episodes of Entourage to figure it out!

  26. Caligula

    Entourage is a show for and about douche bags.

  27. sick

    Is Kevin Connolly sick or on drugs? He looks like a strung out junkie in this picture. He used to be so cute. Now, all he does is party all the time. What happened? He used to seem like such a nice guy, but not anymore.

  28. william south

    Kevin Connolly was just tryin to get laid, give the guy a break. Is he supposed to be mother teresa or something? oh and i bet none of you has ever gotten shot down before, you all live in a perfect world and you are all perfect too. the guy’s done his best to keep busy and successful. so he doesn’t make huge blockbuster movies, who give’s a damn what you douchebags think, i’m gonna keep watching entourage, and I’m gonna keep lovin it. So before you start hatin on holywood celebs let’s see you go make a $56 million dollar movie and have it actually be successful, then maybe someone will listen to what you say.

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