Kevin Connolly tries his best

February 5th, 2008 // 82 Comments

Despite being the star of HBO’s Entourage, Kevin Connolly had trouble scoring bottom rung MTV reality stars at Playboy’s Super Saturday Night party. His first target was Audrina Patridge. It was a crash and burn, according to NY Daily News:

After being denied a date, he offered to make the “Hills” star dinner at her apartment – and got another “no.”

Not letting rejection stand in his way, Kevin made his way to Kristin Cavallari. The two seemed to hit it off, until something better came along. Page Six reports:

“She was all over Kevin until she saw Brody Jenner walk in,” our spy said. “She dumped Kevin for Brody and started kissing him before she went to find photographers to take pictures of them. It was all a ploy to make [her nemesis] Lauren Conrad jealous.”

Adding insult to injury, Page Six says Kevin Dillon (aka Johnny Drama) scored a bunch of girls at the same party in the VIP room. Ha! And he’s practically 50. Poor Kevin Connolly. Wait, who is he again? He played one of the Hobbits, right? Not the super-gay one. But the medium-gay one. I want to say his name was Jimmy, I dunno. I could never make it through those movies. Why waste three hours when I could be doing something more productive? Like playing Warcraft in my boxers.

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  1. Ted from LA

    I’ll bet this story is really interesting if you knew any of the players.

  2. yeah, who the fuck is he?

  3. woodhorse

    I dunno. Maybe if he fixed his hair like Adnan’s.

  4. The Laughing God

    No offfense to him, but he looks like the guy who killed your cat in the microwave

  5. DM

    go Giants!!

  6. DM

    go Giants!!

  7. DM

    go Giants!!

  8. yeah, who the fuck is he?

  9. pointandlaugh

    yeah that guy is like the mega-dork in Entourage. I find it hilarious that he crashed and burned with those two other Laguna Beach / The Hills broads. hahahaha

    loser

  10. ups

    ewwwww

  11. Judge

    You may speak of Jeremy Piven, but not all the other nobodies from Entourage, nor the ultra-nobodies on reality shows from pimple channels.

  12. it is just sad, oh so sad, when B actors who are pushing middle aged think they can score some hot young “Hills” action. barf on a rug.

  13. George Best

    he got to fuck Nikki Cox for awhile. That makes any kind of slump acceptable. He just needs to hit on better girls..those two he picked are pathetic.

  14. Zswan

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with playing WoW in your underwear!! :-)

  15. seriously, every time i look at that head shot i get all creeped out. 5 years ago he would have had the words “PEDOPHILE” smeared across his face. gross.

  16. Betty

    At our Super Bowl party I made my most successful potato salad ever! My guests and my picky husband loved it. My friend said “This is the way potato salad should taste.” My husband said this was better than my aunt’s recipe, the queen of potato salad in our family…and he said, whenever you make potato salad make this one.

  17. The Laughing God

    @16 wait that is from a movie.. which was spoofed by American Dad, hmm, what movie was that..?

  18. Binky

    Betty – I think your comment has more news value than the post.

  19. doit

    Why does this asshole only go for teenage girls? He grosses me out. Seems like a total prick and I agree that he may be a pedophile.

  20. fergernauster

    What a hideous, freckled dork-wad.

    That is all that needs to be said.

    Cease and desist commenting.

    NEXT…

  21. The Office Whore

    There’s 357 calories in 1 cup of potato salad. Your husband might want to consider a different favorite dish.

  22. Mmmm…potato salad..

    Is it lunch yet?

  23. deaconjones

    Wow, what a double standard the women on this site have. If you so much as make a comment about a girl on here you’re a women hater. When it’s switched though, watch out, open season on bashing a guy from THE coolest show on television right now

  24. fergernauster

    I never meant to cause you any sorrow…
    I never meant to cause you any pain…

  25. deaconjones

    Fuck it Kev!
    Stick with the LA groupies, have those actresses think theyre too good to suck dick anyways

  26. fergernauster

    What a fuckin’ clown.

  27. You wanna hug it out? Let’s hug it out, bitch..

  28. tisha

    and, once again, unasked for thoughts from deaconjones. Aren’t you busy cleaning that stain off your underoo’s? fucking dipshit.

  29. What are we drinking for lunch?

  30. salty potato

    I thought deaconjones was obsessed with poop. And little boys.

  31. Miranda

    #23 – Hush! Ever since “Martha Stewart Living” was discontinued, “Desperate Housewives” has been the coolest show on TV. We love discussing it Monday evening while the rosemary focaccia is cooling.

  32. tisha

    23- how much exactly IS a “have”?

  33. McLoven, I don’t know about you but I’m thinking cough syrup..

  34. BunnyButt

    Whore (if I may call you that), potato salad is also high in cholesterol, so Betty’s husband’s arteries are getting narrower and narrow with each mouthful he eats, so let’s hope he otherwise eats a heart-healthy diet and exercises everyday or she’ll be a young widow.

  35. deaconjones

    @28
    Sorry, your royal fatass

    I’ll just shutup and let the fat hens cuckle away

  36. karen

    “Whore potato salad”??? Isn’t that some type of discharge?

  37. Tim

    Well, I have to admit, Deacon does make a good point…

  38. Kimberly.

    i actually really enjoy entourage =x

  39. Frist, Vodka works better than cough syrup..

  40. SocrMomy1

    I was getting a little concerned about hubby’s paunch. So I tried putting out more carrots and celery sticks this year, and you know, the neighborhood didn’t even notice! They gobbled them all up. But silly me, as always that bitch Sharon at the end of the cul de sac was the heroine (again) with her lemon bars. I swear I’m going to shoot the cunt in the face one day.

  41. Realist

    Poor little dude. But I don’t feel to bad. He was banging the hotter [and presumably less diseased] Hilton sister for awhile.

  42. The Office Whore

    you know it bunny. we gotta look out for this culinary mess!!

    I’m in on the vodka!! *WAIT FOR ME!!*

    karen. that does not sound good missy.

  43. Realist

    Poor little dude. But I don’t feel to bad. He was banging the hotter [and presumably less diseased] Hilton sister for awhile.

  44. Realist

    Poor little dude. But I don’t feel too bad. He was banging the hotter [and presumably less diseased] Hilton sister for awhile.

  45. LL

    The real winners here (at the Playboy party) were the microscopic organisms that cause herpes, chlamydia, Hep C, genital warts and gonorrhea. They’re not snobby, they’ll party with anyone…

  46. LL

    The real winners here (at the Playboy party) were the microscopic organisms that cause herpes, chlamydia, Hep C, genital warts and gonorrhea. They’re not snobby, they’ll party with anyone…

  47. tisha

    35- cuckle? you never fail at being a complete jackass, do you?

    and oooh, you really got me with that comment!!! you totally rule!

  48. LL

    Sorry about the double post. But it bears repeating, VD is not fun. And some of it will never go away. So was the stank booty worth it? I don’t think so…. Maybe Kevin should count himself fortunate.

  49. deaconjones

    @45
    Everyone’s got so much coke flowing thru their system, our STD friends get in there, listen to an hour long conversation about Mr White Blood Cell’s childhood, and just throw up their hands and leave

  50. mrs nezbit

    Willing to share that potato salad recipe? I hear Britney likes potato salad…

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