Kevin Smith Without A Beard Will Eat Your Soul
Kevin Smith smoked a bunch of weed and came up with some movie called Yoga Hosers, and that’s already more than you could ever possibly need to know about that. However, in the process of preparing for his role that will presumably still involve jorts – method acting has its limits – he apparently shaved his beard off and the results are goddamn terrifying because he looks like a younger, dopier version of the guy who’s trying to bang Honey Boo Boo. Then again, one of my earliest childhood memories is my dad shaving off the mustache he had for years and me treating him like a goddamn stranger trying to hug me for an entire day, so I’m probably not the most objective person to talk to right now. In fact, I’m just going to sit here with this for a minute. *cocks shotgun, pets it like a cat* You kids have fun.