Kevin Federline Made Another Baby

Kevin Federline’s wife Victoria Prince got her body back into incredible shape after birthing a daughter in 2011, so naturally he’s having none of that and put another baby in her. It’s good to weigh them down when you can only run so fast. If at all. TMZ reports:

Kevin Federline is a lot of things, and one of them is fertile …. baby #6 is in the oven … TMZ has learned.
Sources connected to the fetus tell TMZ … Kevin’s wife, Victoria Prince, is 6 months pregnant with their second kid.

To congratulate the couple, Britney Spears released the following statement:

Hey, Jayden says if there’s a baby in your belly you can eat ice cream all day and no one can yell at you. That true, y’all? ‘Cause I want one of them babies. They got them at Target or you gotta go to Walmart?

There was more, but it was hard to make out after the tranquilizer dart hit her neck. It was like talking to Darth Vader if Darth Vader only yelled “Furnch friiiies” every three to five minutes.