With Kevin Federline‘s girlfriend Victoria Prince officially pregnant with his fifth child, the question is whether or not he’ll make an honest woman out of her or continue to live in fear of marriage after his first attempt with Britney Spears. I heard, if he closes his eyes, he can still smell the gurvy ice cream… Us Magazine reports:
“No wedding is in the works at all,” the rapper, 33, tells UsMagazine.com.
But that doesn’t mean Britney Spears’ ex-hubby is ruling out another walk down the aisle.
“I do want to get married,” says Federline. “But I will wait until I have the courage to propose.”
So just for the record: Kevin Federline had no reservations about shoving 18 years worth of child support and responsibility up his girlfriend’s uterus, but proposing is going to take all his strength and determination. Because, why? That’s when she’ll realize he’s fat? Seeing him naked didn’t tip her off? Then again, maybe it’s just really dark in his bedroom.
VICTORIA: Ooh, Kevin, I’ve never made love on top of a bean bag chair before.
KEVIN: Um, yes, a bean bag chair. Exactly. Only the best for my lovah…
Photos: Fame
Wait, which one is pregnant?
rapper? He can’t even wrap leftovers.
Now that was hell-a funny!
agreed, but I think I’ll start claiming “rapper” on my 1040 form to the IRS because evidently that’s all you need to do is say it.
This isn’t rocket science…he knows that once he proposes, the “fat dude banging a hot chick” equation changes to “fat dude rubbing one out to internet porn”
That is some sound advice
Wrong, it’s because he’ll stop getting support from Brit if he gets married again, I bet. And the new one isn’t rich enough to make up the difference.
The new one isn’t rich enough to pay for his twinky habit.
There is truth in this thread….
Fat, stupid, redneck idiot. Try taking care of the kids you already have Cletus!
Finally, he’ll have enough kids to start a boy band!
Or a redneck army. Both of which are quite amusing.
It is just a shame what people do for attention. Kevin needs to get a vasectomy.
Five kids, three single baby mamas, what a man
Well, that is true enough… But he does get alimony… So score +1 for the guys…
LOL true dat :D
Yet another dependent on the Spears money train.
So break out the meds & shove Brit Brit back out on tour. Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
If he marries her he probably loses his alimony.
He’s not fat, he’s just sneaker a sixer into the kid’s little league game. Been there, done that.
or sneaking, F*** YOU SWYPE
At risk of offending all the women posters here, I am almost convinced that the average American women is a brain dead tramp.
I wonder how much ‘courage’ it took to ask her to wash his various flaps.
He’ll do fine if he has to pay child support. I’m sure he gets royalties on reruns of the TLC “Pregnant Man” show they did about him.
Yes, courage. That and some chili fries.
If he marries her then he’ll have to eat her….and then they’ll be no one to take care of his kids so he’ll have to eat them too.
He has amazing self control.
If the pregnant one is supposed to have the strange cravings, why does he have a helmet full of waffles.
LOL! I didn’t even notice he was carrying that until I saw this post. That’s too much! LOL…
If he gets down on one knee he’s never getting back up. What a heffer.
Looks like he’s the pregnant one.
By “courage” I think he means “pizza”…
Doesn’t he always find another girlfriend while that last one is still changing diapers? Marrying her now would be like making your bed just after dinner.
rapper? Ok, and Obama is a natural born citizen.
The courage to give up 20 grand a month spousal support…
these costumes are made for whales…………….AND KEVIN FRAUDONLINE’S!!
Exactly LOL
i just wanna know why they havent sterilized this dude! i mean obviously if there was ever an add for condoms its this guy
How many women is this douche bag going to knock up. Poor Sean and Jayden having to support another one of dad’s whores with their money.
K-Fat will never marry this chick.
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