Kevin Federline Knocked His Girlfriend Up

Granted, it’s been rumored before that Kevin Federline impregnated his girlfriend Victoria Prince, but until now, there were never photos of Sean Preston rubbing his clearly-gestating sibling and wondering if real mama’s gonna eat this one, too. He knows he ain’t supposed to talk about Jeffie, but how comes they don’t make baby sammiches at Subway? “Daddy says we gotta eat here ’cause new mommy ain’t a ‘fancy retard mill-en-air.'”

EDIT: Here’s Victoria Prince in a bikini which I’m linking purely for medical purposes.

UPDATE (3.29.11): And it’s official.

Photos: Pacific Coast News