Ke$ha Has Samantha Ronson’s Attention

August 8th, 2011 // 49 Comments

So that’s what you need to find the clitoris. It all makes sense now…

When Photo Boy and I were in college, a mutual friend dated a chick who used to get bombed out after one drink and pretend to play what could only be referred to as “The Muff Guitar” – Naturally he married her and rightly so. – So I guess this is a Muffesizer? Turngina table? Doesn’t matter. What’s important is that Ke$ha‘s people finally realized the best venue for her to play in is absolute fucking darkness. It’s like they sat around brainstorming what to do about their client being ugly as sin until someone went, “What if we just turn off the lights?” He was made president of the company.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. bing

    Horrible :-(

  2. Facebook Me

    Fish, beautifully said, “It’s like they sat around brainstorming what to do about their client being ugly as sin until someone went, “What if we just turn off the lights?” He was made president of the company.”

    This chick gets fatter and fatter every photo I see her in.

  3. The Penal-Tuckoscope readings are off the charts!

  4. Ah yes, Ke$ha’s Kunt…worst Super Nintendo game EVER.

  5. Cock Dr

    She and her “act” should be shipped to Saudi Arabia…air dropped right in the middle of Mecca. Here’s a strong dose of western culture for ya….enjoy!

  6. Lemmiwinks

    Why hasn’t somebody invented a burqa-ray? Point it at partly (or fully) nude phenomenally ugly people, pull the trigger and presto! they’re swaddled from head to foot.

  7. Cya later

    Simple truth: if you have to dress like a futuristic whore with bad makeup to get attention, your “music” is obviously shit…

  8. Fester

    Why, it’s “A Clockwork Borg”… now isn’t THAT special?

  9. “To calibrate your Vulvatron 3000, tap the crosshairs where they appear on the screen.”

  10. Looks like she crawled out of Alice Cooper’s ass.

  11. Ke$ha Vagina Crotch Synthesizer Black Lights
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She’s a two-face.

  12. grobpilot

    Fish, get on the ball and post the Kelly Rowlands double nip-slip pics so we can click off those little red stars. Thank you.

  13. Deacon Jones

    FISH,
    I can only imagine partying with that girl. I wouldnt even know where to begin.

    It sounds like she would just get sloshed and stare at men, beckoning them, inbetween hiccuping and asking people to bum a smoke.

  14. She must have no life if she is so happy over getting the high score of Legend of Zelda.

  15. Yup… I’ll say it again.
    That girl has a wide vagina.

  16. Mark

    I bet she smells like a wet dumpster.

  17. Queef Sister

    Now if someone would just convince her that her hair will look better if she blow drys in the bathtub.

  18. LJ

    I didn’t know that Brittany Spears had an older brother who’s a transvestite.

    I guess they kept that secret after her little sister got knocked up.

  19. Ke$ha Vagina Crotch Synthesizer Black Lights
    yup
    Commented on this photo:

    kaossilator for the win!

  20. dontkillthemessenger

    I seem to recall Ke$ha looking attractive in a picture I saw, but now I’m starting to doubt whether that picture even existed.

  21. Ke$ha Vagina Crotch Synthesizer Black Lights
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, my dinner’s on the floor. Unfortunately, I had already eaten it.

  22. Ke$ha Vagina Crotch Synthesizer Black Lights
    Commented on this photo:

    Still fugly! And judging by the thankfully small amount of her music(?) I’ve heard, severely lacking in talent, too!!!

  23. schaft

    Any box, in that area of the female anatomy, that lights up green should NOT be touched.

  24. Gucci

    Now I know why it’s called the Kaoss Pad….. blechh!

  25. cc

    She’s playing Pong, if I’m not mistaken.

  26. the one

    yep, a public mess will do the trick………….

  27. yallaintchit

    You lie. You never went to college.

  28. As long as you are not showing her in a bikini, this is ok filler.

  29. See Alice

    Is the $ supposed to be hip ? Fail

  30. CornBread

    Ke$ha looks like George Clinton’s love child..or it’s photo negative

  31. Ke$ha Vagina Crotch Synthesizer Black Lights
    Shiggaboo
    Commented on this photo:

    Death by Snoo Snoo!

  32. Ke$ha Vagina Crotch Synthesizer Black Lights
    Ivy League Procrastination
    Commented on this photo:

    This c***’s about to BLOW OH OH OH… OH GOD She’s not kidding

  33. larrythefatcat

    DJ DIddles, everyone!

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