Ke$ha Has Samantha Ronson’s Attention
So that’s what you need to find the clitoris. It all makes sense now…
When Photo Boy and I were in college, a mutual friend dated a chick who used to get bombed out after one drink and pretend to play what could only be referred to as “The Muff Guitar” – Naturally he married her and rightly so. – So I guess this is a Muffesizer? Turngina table? Doesn’t matter. What’s important is that Ke$ha’s people finally realized the best venue for her to play in is absolute fucking darkness. It’s like they sat around brainstorming what to do about their client being ugly as sin until someone went, “What if we just turn off the lights?” He was made president of the company.
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