So that’s what you need to find the clitoris. It all makes sense now…
When Photo Boy and I were in college, a mutual friend dated a chick who used to get bombed out after one drink and pretend to play what could only be referred to as “The Muff Guitar” – Naturally he married her and rightly so. – So I guess this is a Muffesizer? Turngina table? Doesn’t matter. What’s important is that Ke$ha‘s people finally realized the best venue for her to play in is absolute fucking darkness. It’s like they sat around brainstorming what to do about their client being ugly as sin until someone went, “What if we just turn off the lights?” He was made president of the company.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Horrible :-(
YEAH FUCK OFF SPAM, AGAIN
Fish, beautifully said, “It’s like they sat around brainstorming what to do about their client being ugly as sin until someone went, “What if we just turn off the lights?” He was made president of the company.”
This chick gets fatter and fatter every photo I see her in.
I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever heard a song of hers, I only know her from this website…but if “pop star” is a package, she better sing like a motherfucking ninja goddess (whatever that means) to make up for her physical shortcomings.
She did that “Tik Tok” song, among a couple other bubble gum tunes that will sink into oblivion just like a few “memorable” ones from the 80′s – like “Safety Dance.”
MFS – just in case you are too busy to google, here is a link to her singing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qAfWWQJ5w
I didn’t mean I was too busy to find her music, just too disinterested. Even clicking your link is more effort than I care to put into it.
I feel the same McFeely. I had never heard a Katy Perry song until the other day; didn’t realize she used autotune. At least SHE has boobies.
I’ll save everyone who hasn’t heard it the trouble. It sounds like SHIT.. the kind of shit that leaves skid marks all over the toilet even after a few flushes, usually the result of binge drinking or eating at Dominos.
Click on it, McFeely. It’s worth the laugh.
hah…ok, I get it now.
The Penal-Tuckoscope readings are off the charts!
are we still doing penis tuck jokes? Can we retire that meme, maybe move on to something a little more creative…like “I heard Ke$ha has a fistula and she thinks nobody notices the smell”
(look it up)
You kill Fergie and I’ll retire my penis tuck jokes.
Personally, with Amy Winehouse’s recent death, I think rectovaginal fistula jokes are a little too soon.
You mean this?
http://drugster.info/img/ail/1287_1294_3.jpg
no
Ah yes, Ke$ha’s Kunt…worst Super Nintendo game EVER.
This just in: renamed to Ke$ha’s ¢unt.
She and her “act” should be shipped to Saudi Arabia…air dropped right in the middle of Mecca. Here’s a strong dose of western culture for ya….enjoy!
Why hasn’t somebody invented a burqa-ray? Point it at partly (or fully) nude phenomenally ugly people, pull the trigger and presto! they’re swaddled from head to foot.
Winks, you come up with the design, I’ll be your major investor.
Simple truth: if you have to dress like a futuristic whore with bad makeup to get attention, your “music” is obviously shit…
Lady Gaga just realized you’re onto her. . . .
Why, it’s “A Clockwork Borg”… now isn’t THAT special?
“To calibrate your Vulvatron 3000, tap the crosshairs where they appear on the screen.”
Looks like she crawled out of Alice Cooper’s ass.
Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She’s a two-face.
Fish, get on the ball and post the Kelly Rowlands double nip-slip pics so we can click off those little red stars. Thank you.
FISH,
I can only imagine partying with that girl. I wouldnt even know where to begin.
It sounds like she would just get sloshed and stare at men, beckoning them, inbetween hiccuping and asking people to bum a smoke.
She must have no life if she is so happy over getting the high score of Legend of Zelda.
Yup… I’ll say it again.
That girl has a wide vagina.
I bet she smells like a wet dumpster.
Now if someone would just convince her that her hair will look better if she blow drys in the bathtub.
I didn’t know that Brittany Spears had an older brother who’s a transvestite.
I guess they kept that secret after her little sister got knocked up.
kaossilator for the win!
I seem to recall Ke$ha looking attractive in a picture I saw, but now I’m starting to doubt whether that picture even existed.
Well, my dinner’s on the floor. Unfortunately, I had already eaten it.
Still fugly! And judging by the thankfully small amount of her music(?) I’ve heard, severely lacking in talent, too!!!
Any box, in that area of the female anatomy, that lights up green should NOT be touched.
Now I know why it’s called the Kaoss Pad….. blechh!
She’s playing Pong, if I’m not mistaken.
yep, a public mess will do the trick………….
You lie. You never went to college.
As long as you are not showing her in a bikini, this is ok filler.
Is the $ supposed to be hip ? Fail
Ke$ha looks like George Clinton’s love child..or it’s photo negative
Death by Snoo Snoo!
This c***’s about to BLOW OH OH OH… OH GOD She’s not kidding
DJ DIddles, everyone!