Like right now, for example.
In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, the penis-loving praying mantis known as Ke$ha revealed that she spent the past year sailing around the world getting banged by ghosts because apparently that’s how she writes music. Later, someone showed her a pen and she went, “Okay, but where’s the ghost penis?” Via Starpulse:
“There are so many weird topics on this record — from having sexy time with a ghost to getting hypnotized and going into past lives. I just really wanted the theme of this record to be the magic of life.”
Magic of life? Somehow, that seems contradictory to getting it on with a ghost!
She went on to say the album is “about experiences with the supernatural, but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural.”
“Haha, watch me put this sheet over my head and scare Ke$ha. OoooOOOOoooh OOOOooo- OHMYGOD SHE’S RAPING ME! SHE’S RAPING ME SO HARD! HELP! HELLPPPP! NOOOOOOOOOO- aw shit, I’m dead.”
How that happened.
Photos: Pacific Coast News