Ke$ha Banged A Ghost. It Happens.

September 28th, 2012 // 34 Comments

Like right now, for example.

In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, the penis-loving praying mantis known as Ke$ha revealed that she spent the past year sailing around the world getting banged by ghosts because apparently that’s how she writes music. Later, someone showed her a pen and she went, “Okay, but where’s the ghost penis?” Via Starpulse:

“There are so many weird topics on this record — from having sexy time with a ghost to getting hypnotized and going into past lives. I just really wanted the theme of this record to be the magic of life.”
Magic of life? Somehow, that seems contradictory to getting it on with a ghost!
She went on to say the album is “about experiences with the supernatural, but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural.”

“Haha, watch me put this sheet over my head and scare Ke$ha. OoooOOOOoooh OOOOooo- OHMYGOD SHE’S RAPING ME! SHE’S RAPING ME SO HARD! HELP! HELLPPPP! NOOOOOOOOOO- aw shit, I’m dead.”

How that happened.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Simone

    Geezus

  2. XGL

    Is this like a real ghost or a whoopi goldberg ghost?

  3. Inner Retard

    One question: Why the hell do we have to see this ugly ass picture again?! Yesterday was enough. What scar has the world inflicted on Photo Boy that he has to make us feel his pain?

  4. Kodos

    Video a la Barbara Hershey in ‘The Entity’, or it didn’t happen.

  5. cc

    She’d have to.

  6. XGL

    I’m honestly curious why one would dress her like this. Are they just going the edit the fuck out of it? I’m not perfect, but I would NEVER be seen in anything like this, especially for lots of people to see. Is she delusional, or whats?

  7. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    Great. once the venom suit takes over her body we’ll have shitty songs with fangs

  8. Dude of Dudes

    Production stills from the set of Jungle Whore.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Brittany Spears looks more awful than normal here.
    Wait a minute…..Ke$ha?
    Well she’s been photographed looking much much worse than this. And she has bullets….that’s great.

  10. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God (for her) she’s such an incredibly beautiful and talented singer/performer and is considered by everyone as such, because this outfit from the Tina Turner “Beyond Thunderdome” collection is not nearly as flattering as so many of her previous outfits.

  11. USDA Prime McBeef

    I’m guessing somebody covered themselves in a sheet so they didn’t have to look at her, cut a dick hole out, and she just thinks it was a ghost.

  12. Wait. This chick did something other than that one song that sounded like that other song?

  13. rantatonne

    Garbage Chic on a garbage chick.

  14. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    “So it’s this totally cool new thing, and I think you’re really going to like it. Great for the skin and the body. It’s called ‘carbonite’.”

  15. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit Music Video
    vandinz
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK NO.

  16. Clarence Beeks

    That is an “interesting” way to to talk about masturbating…..what a fucking idiot.

  17. So she hits a bar, gets wasted, picks up some guy and hooks up. He runs out as soon as the deed is done, she wakes up in the morning remembers nothing of the evening but is aware she had sex.

    She calls it a Ghost. I call it black out drinking

  18. I honestly think of Scary Movie where the ghost bangs her despite being grossed out and then never wants to see her again. Tory Spelling>Kesha.

  19. Jeff

    She’s got an armadillo down her trousers…

  20. Arlene

    It looks like she banged an ugly stick. Repeatedly.

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    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    I wasn’t aware she had a prosthetic.

  22. Nicole

    Hulk Hogan’s pecs are sagging nowadays, he still looks pretty good though for an 80 year old wrestler

  23. Joaquin ingles

    Well, it’s not like any living man is interested.

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    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    Hippy dude looks more feminine

  25. Rico

    Those Ke$ha bikini pictures from last year are still stuck in my memory, her body was that bad.

    Does she have anyone in her entourage who can tell her she needs to get into shape?? You’d think she would have gone out and hired a personal trainer to get her intself into shape, instead she appears to have spent the past year watching cable TV and drinking Schlitz beer.

  26. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit Music Video
    LockNLoad
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, she’s just flat out gross. I know, “to each their own”, but….ack…damn.

    For the love of god, put some clothes on.

  27. zomgbie

    and the poor ghost died of fright.

  28. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit Music Video
    Neal
    Commented on this photo:

    Can we get John Edward to tell us what caused that ghost to get this desperate?

  29. Waking up along next to a gnawed off arm does not mean you had sex with a ghost.

  30. alex

    She’s looking like she’s dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb…

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