Ke$ha Made a Friend

April 18th, 2011 // 121 Comments

So, The Jagoff really is going to be in the new Batman

An anonymous reader sent in the above pic of Ke$ha performing at the University of Pittsburgh’s Bigelow Bash last week where apparently she had an admirer gazing down from the Pittsburgh Athletic Association building. Or at least that’s what it looks like (Click here for uncensored version.). I like to believe this guy found himself going, “Hey, look a concert…” in the middle of his daily routine. Otherwise, he was aroused by Ke$ha which I feel ridiculous even typing. Anyway, according to our source, the PAA plans to install tinted windows after the incident which, they have to admit, is a pretty big oversight when you’re building a Secret Masturbating Fortress for the city’s elite.

MEMBER #1: *looks out at traffic* Wait. — Do windows work both ways?
MEMBER #2: Sonofabitch…
MEMBER #1: I’m still not stopping.
MEMBER #2: Me neither, but sonofabitch…

Photos: Getty

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    Knippy
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a woman to me.

  2. gigi

    yup… looks about right…

  3. kirby

    Is there anything else to do to her music???

  4. Randal

    Ugly enough to turn a straight man gay but not me, I was born this way.

    Randal

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    JeremiahStanfieldTheThird
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Kesha?

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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that’s a chick pleasuring herself to Ke$ha.

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    Great White Pygmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Just another day in the land of Yinzers.
    or
    Pittsburgh. Keeping it lowbrow for the masses.

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    JD
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait……Which one is Ke$ha?

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    JD
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait….Which one is Ke$ha?

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    JD
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait……..Which one is Ke$ha?

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    sunshine
    Commented on this photo:

    This thread is hilarious, everybody who posted, take a bow.

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    ebaby
    Commented on this photo:

    Attack of the Ke$ha Clones looks like a shitty prequel.

  13. Still making trash bags look classy by comparison, I see.

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    mfbinc
    Commented on this photo:

    JAGOFF….YA GOTTA LOVE THAT WORD!!!

  15. Thingie

    I love this from the building’s website:

    “Established in 1908 and celebrating 100 years, the Pittsburgh Athletic Association remains a Pittsburgh icon rich in history and renowned for its traditional elegance and premier style.”

    fap-fap-fap-fap

  16. Husker

    Ben Rothisburger really let himself go…

  17. the captain

    when your person including all cheap tricks is hated by almost everyone just wear american flags as a costume/T-shirt and they will forgive all your mistakes in life!!(UNFORTUNATELY)

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    Beltway Greg
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a cut-out of a painting by an artist named Lucian Freud. Thank god somebody has an education up in here.

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    Rusty
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus christ that fat thing is disgusting, oh and the person in the window isnt so nice either.

  20. Mike D.

    hmmm..why is it NSFW? You dont see anything but MOOBS.

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    gaudi
    Commented on this photo:

    best photobomb ever.

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    647-PARKER ECKMAN
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s been hot as lately, but pretty much highly-stress of haters.

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    JustMo
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoahhhh I’ve never seen a eunuch before!!!

  24. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Thanks, Superficial, I got nice firm abs just from laughing at this picture.

  25. Mcroughin

    Why the lewd act all the time. What is she trying to prove?

  26. cc

    She needed someone with a worse figure close by to bolster her self-esteem.

  27. Dorian Gray

    I wonder how it feels to masturbate to your doppleganger.

  28. That’s seems about right, the typical Ke$ha fan.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure what I’m more disgusted at…..the fat ass or the dude in the window

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    Commented on this photo:

    Kevin Federline must be a fan…….or is there a burger king somewhere close by?

  31. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    Kevin Federline must be a fan…….or is there a burger king somewhere close by?

  32. kara

    it’s a guy? i kind of can’t tell…yikes

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    GingleJanglez
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember this scene. You know that one in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape? Where Arnie finds Bonnie dead in her bed and they have to burn the house down. ‘MOMMA?! MOMMA!? MOMMA?!’ That Leo DiKe$hio can act.

  34. paul

    Ke$ha is the one in the window, right?

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    Brad
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s not fondeling himself… He’s just nude. Old guy earned it. You’ve mistaken his fat roll for an arm.

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    jen
    Commented on this photo:

    oh mymmy god. that is so gross. he looks like arthur mitchell from season 4 dexter, after killing some chick in the bathtub. except with bigger boobs.

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    Cory
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is the first nude pic I’ve seen on this site in about year a photo of a man naked. You’ve really lost your touch. You’re nothing but Perez Hilton with no doodles. This site used to be enjoyable, a place where a guy could see dirty photos. How does it feel to be just like every other lame celeb gossip page. Sellout!

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Considering this is Ke$ha, I hope that guy is wearing a condom.

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    Jolene
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s ok, she’s a singer/songwriter, she’s not a model :)

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    claire rochford
    Commented on this photo:

    look at this stupid shit, my dicks bigger y’know

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