So, The Jagoff really is going to be in the new Batman…
An anonymous reader sent in the above pic of Ke$ha performing at the University of Pittsburgh’s Bigelow Bash last week where apparently she had an admirer gazing down from the Pittsburgh Athletic Association building. Or at least that’s what it looks like (Click here for uncensored version.). I like to believe this guy found himself going, “Hey, look a concert…” in the middle of his daily routine. Otherwise, he was aroused by Ke$ha which I feel ridiculous even typing. Anyway, according to our source, the PAA plans to install tinted windows after the incident which, they have to admit, is a pretty big oversight when you’re building a Secret Masturbating Fortress for the city’s elite.
MEMBER #1: *looks out at traffic* Wait. — Do windows work both ways?
MEMBER #2: Sonofabitch…
MEMBER #1: I’m still not stopping.
MEMBER #2: Me neither, but sonofabitch…
Photos: Getty
finally something different
Looks kinda like Britney Spears after a BigMac attack.
shyt! they caught me
YUS!
Also, as someone who went to college in central/western-ish PA, I’m pretty sure that’s the most attractive person in Pittsburgh.
I think that might be the most attractive GIRL in Pittsburgh! Check out those boobs!
lol what is central/westernish PA? Pittsburgh is 5 hours from the center of the state. i see you also got some great education. congrats.
It takes less than 5 hours to drive across the whole state. Someone is not only rude, they either drive like they’re driving Miss Daisy, or don’t know what they are talking about.
Def does not take 5 hours to drive across the whole state of PA…so clearly Blitizin’ you are mistaken. 3 hours alone to drive from Western PA to State College alone.
Apparently it takes 5h42m to drive from Matamoras, PA (the Easternmost town in PA) to Sharpsville, which is right up along the Western PA border.
Around 5 hours therefore becomes a rather accurate statement, if you take into consideration the fact that almost no one drives precisely the legal speed limit, but rather at least slightly above it.
That has to be the guy who left the deposit on her stomach in those photos awhile back. Has to be. I mean, what are the chances that TWO men can maintain an erection while staring at Ke$ha?
Ke$ha is much better looking than Rosie o’ donald but that’s saying something because I give Ke$ha a 6 an Rosie a 2
Pretty sure that’s Rosie O’Donnell in the window………….
how do u notice these things … lmao
How funny would it be if he were blind?
Nice dimples.
Is this like a Fringe episode of future Ke$ha looking down at present day Ke$ha?
He is probly jerking to college cuties and not her.
That’s not another person. That’s a banner they posted of her nude at the beach.
Is this like an episode of Fringe of future Ke$ha looking down at present day Ke$ha?
That’s not another person. Thats a banner they posted of her nude at the beach.
Is this like a Fringe episode? Future Ke$ha in the window checking in on present day Ke$ha?
That’s not another person. That’s a banner they posted of her nude at the beach.
Oh, I *like* it!
Haha, exactly.
that person in the window has a better body
Sweet triple post!!
He looks like he can use a bow flex
talentless fat,and ugly – she’s perfect for him.
wait youre referring to keshas manish troll figure as the photobomb in the picture right?
I just want to clear this up. You are referring to keshas manish troll figure as the photobomb in this picture right?
I feel like you could switch her face and his body and no one would notice.
LOL great comment
He’s what the male commenters look like just before they type “she’s fat.”
Shut up fatty
Nah, if that was me all you’d be able to see is pecker…
Hahaha, Karen, exactly right.
No, no, you mistyped…if it was you all we’d see is “dick head.” Or douche-bag if you prefer.
Matrim, you are a cretin. I do not object to being insulted, only to your doing it so poorly.
Hey Kesha you’re not fooling anyone by using the name Karen.
Karen is a fatty, Karen is a fatty, Karen is a fatty, Karen is a fatty…fatty.
Wanna have sexy time with Karen, then just sprinkle with flour and look for the wet spot.
Being Karen is fat, she is a like a huge house, hard to get around.
Time to assess your life Karen, you are fat, you smoke and you are ugly….3 strikes, time to off yourself.
Sorry, was that goingt oo far? Fatty…don’t worry, I am fat too…NOT! HAHAHAHA
Realist. The line goes… flip through the folds until you smell shit. Then go back one!
Oh yeah? I bet you look like kesha.
wow “crap” that was pretty damn fucking funny
I think those bruises on her thighs are the sexiest part about her…. that or those nasty muddy boots…
There’s a boob under her armpit… strange.
lol, that’s awful
lol my stomach is aching from laughter
Nice tits!
At first I was going to say that I thought whale penises were bigger, but then I realized that this is Ke$ha so it’s all about perspective. Still, I though Brian Dennehy was dead.
It’s Ke$ha twin brother,Beat$ya!
Its just K-Fed contemplating knocking up another blonde pop star.
not 100% sure its a dude.
Tik Tok
Here’s my cock
It fits in an Ipod Dock
I’m going oh-a-oh-a-oh-ohhhhh…
Eww, thats just gross! And the guy on the window too!
Maybe Major Boobage is just doing the robot up there.
I think what people are mistaking for an arm reaching for his junk is actually just a roll of flab. Conclusion, he is not masturbating in the above photo. That’s not to say he wasn’t one second earlier or one second later…
Old fat naked guy: “Wow! This one-way glass is fantastic, I can see her but no one can see me!”
I agree, not an arm, just a triple spare tire.
They’re taking this “fitness, food and fellowship” thing a little too far at the gym…
That’s not a dude. That is a fat lady.
Professor McPeepers, not again…
And yo, I went to Pitt and Ke$ha would have been considered a troll…but hey, when you drink enough Iron City beer…
FutureKe$ha?
I concur, some foreshadowing going on here
I really don’t like Kesha, but seems like the Pitts croud liked her
jajajajajajjajajajaja super LOL!
After the concert , Kesha’s American flag shirt was burned for health reasons. Not a single Vet protested. It had to be done.
that old guy has some huge titties!!!
Looks like Jame Gumb from “Silence of the Lambs” finally finished that woman suit.
not so pretty w/o glasses is she…
whats up with the Converse?
dont get it
Wait…Kesha isnt black?
heck no
That’s hot, I mean that dude in the corner..not the slutty fat bitch.
Between his weight and his age, the poor guy probably has enough trouble keeping an erection without Ke$ha showing up.
+1
She could turn a stright man gay…..but not me because I was born that way.
Randal
Eeeew that´s just SO GROSS. And the guy on the window too.
+10
are you sure it’s a guy though? Love the way though some weird random joker can totally steal the limelight.
oh hey kevin federline.