Ke$ha Made a Friend

April 18th, 2011 // 121 Comments

So, The Jagoff really is going to be in the new Batman

An anonymous reader sent in the above pic of Ke$ha performing at the University of Pittsburgh’s Bigelow Bash last week where apparently she had an admirer gazing down from the Pittsburgh Athletic Association building. Or at least that’s what it looks like (Click here for uncensored version.). I like to believe this guy found himself going, “Hey, look a concert…” in the middle of his daily routine. Otherwise, he was aroused by Ke$ha which I feel ridiculous even typing. Anyway, according to our source, the PAA plans to install tinted windows after the incident which, they have to admit, is a pretty big oversight when you’re building a Secret Masturbating Fortress for the city’s elite.

MEMBER #1: *looks out at traffic* Wait. — Do windows work both ways?
MEMBER #2: Sonofabitch…
MEMBER #1: I’m still not stopping.
MEMBER #2: Me neither, but sonofabitch…

Photos: Getty

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  1. finally something different

  2. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    shyt! they caught me

    • Sizzle

      YUS!

      Also, as someone who went to college in central/western-ish PA, I’m pretty sure that’s the most attractive person in Pittsburgh.

      • MarkM

        I think that might be the most attractive GIRL in Pittsburgh! Check out those boobs!

      • pcb11

        lol what is central/westernish PA? Pittsburgh is 5 hours from the center of the state. i see you also got some great education. congrats.

      • Blitzin'

        It takes less than 5 hours to drive across the whole state. Someone is not only rude, they either drive like they’re driving Miss Daisy, or don’t know what they are talking about.

      • yomama

        Def does not take 5 hours to drive across the whole state of PA…so clearly Blitizin’ you are mistaken. 3 hours alone to drive from Western PA to State College alone.

      • Stasis

        Apparently it takes 5h42m to drive from Matamoras, PA (the Easternmost town in PA) to Sharpsville, which is right up along the Western PA border.

        Around 5 hours therefore becomes a rather accurate statement, if you take into consideration the fact that almost no one drives precisely the legal speed limit, but rather at least slightly above it.

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    Josephus
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    That has to be the guy who left the deposit on her stomach in those photos awhile back. Has to be. I mean, what are the chances that TWO men can maintain an erection while staring at Ke$ha?

    • brian

      Ke$ha is much better looking than Rosie o’ donald but that’s saying something because I give Ke$ha a 6 an Rosie a 2

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    Herpetologist
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    Pretty sure that’s Rosie O’Donnell in the window………….

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    camilo
    Commented on this photo:

    how do u notice these things … lmao

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    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    How funny would it be if he were blind?

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    MrsUri
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    Nice dimples.

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    fukiyaki
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this like a Fringe episode of future Ke$ha looking down at present day Ke$ha?

  9. GDamn

    He is probly jerking to college cuties and not her.

  10. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not another person. That’s a banner they posted of her nude at the beach.

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    fukiyaki
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this like an episode of Fringe of future Ke$ha looking down at present day Ke$ha?

  12. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not another person. Thats a banner they posted of her nude at the beach.

  13. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this like a Fringe episode? Future Ke$ha in the window checking in on present day Ke$ha?

  14. That’s not another person. That’s a banner they posted of her nude at the beach.

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    SuperficialAdmin
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    that person in the window has a better body

  16. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
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    Sweet triple post!!

  17. DOucHe BaGELs

    He looks like he can use a bow flex

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    Vince Lombardi
    Commented on this photo:

    talentless fat,and ugly – she’s perfect for him.

  19. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    wait youre referring to keshas manish troll figure as the photobomb in the picture right?

  20. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want to clear this up. You are referring to keshas manish troll figure as the photobomb in this picture right?

  21. Kyle Butler

    I feel like you could switch her face and his body and no one would notice.

  22. Karen

    He’s what the male commenters look like just before they type “she’s fat.”

  23. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    I think those bruises on her thighs are the sexiest part about her…. that or those nasty muddy boots…

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    LRW
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a boob under her armpit… strange.

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    Freaky
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tits!

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    Marc
    Commented on this photo:

    At first I was going to say that I thought whale penises were bigger, but then I realized that this is Ke$ha so it’s all about perspective. Still, I though Brian Dennehy was dead.

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    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Ke$ha twin brother,Beat$ya!

  28. meeegan

    Its just K-Fed contemplating knocking up another blonde pop star.

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    DogBoy
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    not 100% sure its a dude.

  30. slappy magoo

    Tik Tok
    Here’s my cock
    It fits in an Ipod Dock
    I’m going oh-a-oh-a-oh-ohhhhh…

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    Rodrigo
    Commented on this photo:

    Eww, thats just gross! And the guy on the window too!

  32. Ke$ha Old Guy Masturbating Window
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe Major Boobage is just doing the robot up there.

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    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I think what people are mistaking for an arm reaching for his junk is actually just a roll of flab. Conclusion, he is not masturbating in the above photo. That’s not to say he wasn’t one second earlier or one second later…

    Old fat naked guy: “Wow! This one-way glass is fantastic, I can see her but no one can see me!”

  34. They’re taking this “fitness, food and fellowship” thing a little too far at the gym…

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    JWP
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a dude. That is a fat lady.

  36. mapaiko

    Professor McPeepers, not again…

    And yo, I went to Pitt and Ke$ha would have been considered a troll…but hey, when you drink enough Iron City beer…

  37. tuga

    FutureKe$ha?

  38. Christopher Kandrat

    I really don’t like Kesha, but seems like the Pitts croud liked her

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    ominina
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    jajajajajajjajajajaja super LOL!

  40. guy rossir

    After the concert , Kesha’s American flag shirt was burned for health reasons. Not a single Vet protested. It had to be done.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    that old guy has some huge titties!!!

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    stev0dd
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Jame Gumb from “Silence of the Lambs” finally finished that woman suit.

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    momo
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    not so pretty w/o glasses is she…

    whats up with the Converse?
    dont get it

  44. Ron Mexico

    Wait…Kesha isnt black?

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    Brett Michaels
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s hot, I mean that dude in the corner..not the slutty fat bitch.

  46. Between his weight and his age, the poor guy probably has enough trouble keeping an erection without Ke$ha showing up.

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    Randal
    Commented on this photo:

    She could turn a stright man gay…..but not me because I was born that way.

    Randal

  48. Eeeew that´s just SO GROSS. And the guy on the window too.

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    Jock McCrock
    Commented on this photo:

    are you sure it’s a guy though? Love the way though some weird random joker can totally steal the limelight.

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    haha-attack
    Commented on this photo:

    oh hey kevin federline.

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