Ke$ha Eyeball Raped Johnny Depp, That’s The Only Way To Read This

Apparently Ke$ha and Johnny Depp shared a tender moment at a recent benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy. And by tender moment I mean she thought they were fucking inside each others’ eyeballs while he kept silently wondering if he was seeing frog people again. Via tooFab:

“Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles. We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex.”

In related news, Johnny Depp wears double eye-patches now. Although in fairness, that could have absolutely nothing to do with this. The guy’s more accessory than man now, twisted and quadruple scarf-ful…

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