Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back?

December 4th, 2012 // 62 Comments

“Umm.. front? No, that can’t be right. Dammit.” – Every gynecologist looking at this

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  1. EricLr

    Well, I can tell you that, either way, it probably smells like an old NYC dumpster after a garbage strike.

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    rantatonne
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    If bodies were TV shows, this body would be that Honey Boo Boo show. Total, mind-boggling, disaster.

  3. Natty Ice

    It’s like looking at a melding of Taylor Momson and old Madonna.

  4. Sandoucheky

    HAHAHAHAHA perfect headline sir

  5. Mary Feeney

    Who are her fans? Somebody reading this must be a “Ke$ha” fan. Please comment and explain yourself. Do you also eat dog poop and write love letters to incarcerated serial killers? How can anyone justify liking this… I don’t even want to call it a thing because the word “thing” deserves better…

  6. I would call this either the “fack” or the “brunt”.

  7. SIN

    OM… you real can’ttell fro that pic.

  8. Just be thankful you’re not viewing it from the top.

  9. Drew

    Gross.

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    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna is looking better and better by comparison.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, I think I know what I’m seeing here. It’s an out of shape chick doing a cartwheel in an outfit designed for a much more attractive woman. I’ve seen it before.

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    Randal
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for turning me gay, bitch.

  13. Devilish Diva

    It’s the love child of Madonna and Spongebob Squarepants. “Well, good luck with that.”

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    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t take long to fall from the top of the charts to ‘Taylor Momsen wannabe’ these days, does it?

  15. Something seems to be struggling to breathe, given the left hip.

  16. pavement_smear

    I do not like this travesty,
    of which we know not what we see,
    Front or back? How shall we sleuth?
    Look for the golden snaggly tooth?
    But whats the point, I ask, my friends,
    when both sides equally offend?

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    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    How do you offend the sky? By pointing that junk at it.

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    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one of her parents was a flying squirrel?

  19. Stump body strikes again, lets not forget what’s underneath all that…
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/04/gross-340_453.jpg[/img]

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    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    “If it wasn’t for ghost rape, I’d never get laid!”

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    Inky Black
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this was Madonna

  22. Schmidtler

    front or back? I’m not sure if it’s right side up or upside down!

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    dnkypunch
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit… Kei$ha is just nasty…

    • dnkypunch

      By the way the front or back headline is hilarious still laughing at it like a mental patient at my desk at work….

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Failed missile launch.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    The FBI, CIA, and the White House went on record as describing the travesty that took place in Los Angeles Dec. 3 2012 as merely a weather balloon. Citizens in the area are discouraged from referring to the incident as “Ke$ha sighting” as there is not enough evidence to substantiate this claim.

  26. tom

    I am so disguted :-(

  27. Disgusting … and yet those hips remind of something … something from my youth … what could it be …

    http://p2.la-img.com/1281/28140/10753750_5_x.jpg

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Today’s episode was brought to you by the letter Y, as in “How many Y-chromosomes does this beast have?”

  29. Jade

    I hope she is a good singer, because she doesn’t appear to have any other redeeming qualities. Half the time she looks like a trailer park crack whore, and the rest of the time we’re left playing “Pick the Gender.”

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    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s where Peter Dinklage hides his pot o’ gold

  31. anonym

    heeey……. stop making fun of ugly people.

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    hollyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    “COME AT ME BRO!!!”

    no thank you. you’re a bad person, and you should feel bad.

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    Taylor who?

  34. Mike Hunt

    Trying to turn straight guys gay?

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    debisis
    Commented on this photo:

    Most of these people (with the exception of me of course) are jealous, unattractive losers reveling in making fun of someone who looks a hell of a lot better than these virgins. Get real fugalicious.

    • jasmine

      Um, not me… and even if most of these people are overweight or out of shape, I have to say that Kesha’s body is unusually misshapen. She has what my bf calls a ‘bad body.’ it’s just wrong. Same with the face. :)

  36. Mumra The Ever Living

    I can hear that water bottle whimpering in fear.

  37. dude

    $hit.

    $he’s waging a one woman war on muscle tone.

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    meowtrix
    Commented on this photo:

    “You wake up in the morning and you feel like shitting… “

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    meowtrix
    Commented on this photo:

    “Better pin my 8-balls where my lazy eye can still spot ‘em!”

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Great! Now that Pandora’s box has opened up, disease and pestilence will ravage the landscape.

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe it will fit with the rest of the drum set.

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    The Smurf stage show looks awful!

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    Commented on this photo:

    People should look twice at the above photo. Kesha’s body suit has an upside down cross on it. It’s not blasphemy, but maybe she thinks it is. She rips off other peoples looks, and tries to look “original” but it just looks contrived, and cheap.

  44. Tobias Merriweather

    Lemme start by saying I grew up in the 80′s, when Iron Maiden, King Diamond and Metallica were uhhhh “rockin?” When Motley Crue was Motley Crue and you made fun of the *ahem* weirdos for having a thing for When Doves Cry or others were Like a Virgin. This is Thriller and The Girl Was Mine? Same thing… That being typed, had the chance to listen to a few tunes by Ke$ha and well, (head hung low – lower – lower) and I LIKED it. Not sure how or why it happened but it just did. She’s attractive (IMO) and well dangblastedit, don’t get the whatever it’s called. Didn’t listen to the XMAS show (yeah live in Culver) plus hate AM/FM so pfft. However! Sure it was a gude’ shoe.

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    jesusfood
    Commented on this photo:

    hey it looks like the old lady in the bathtub from the shining. keep it up kesha

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    Newton
    Commented on this photo:

    My mouth is watering!

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    Asegard
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the front or the back?

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    CA
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh god, she is so beautiful…….

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