Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee

May 23rd, 2013 // 30 Comments
Ke$ha Drinking Pee Urine
WATCH: Ke$ha Drinks Her Own Pee

On Tuesday’s episode of Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha drank her own pee because, at heart, she’s always been a demure, proper lady of Victorian sensibilities. Unfortunately, the Parents Television Council felt differently and demanded ala carte cable subscriptions yesterday because people shouldn’t have to pay for MTV just to watch The Weather Channel. Which, jokes aside, I actually agree with, and even think we should take it a step further by drone striking the whole network because here’s what MTV’s been sharting into the world: Snooki, Deena Cortese, more Snooki, more Deena Cortese, dead people, Gary Shirley‘s butt-tail and what’s her face? Anal McSquirtMom. Yet we wonder why there’s still an Al Qaeda.


  1. RocketMan

    Superficial, you’re super late…looks like you guys are running out of material

    • JC

      I know, right? If I can’t get IMMEDIATE notification of Ke$h@’s piss-drinking adventures, then why do I even have the internet?

    • Dave

      Isn’t this story about three months old?
      Why has Fish has been acting so peculiar lately? He spent most of last week with a hard-on for that Farrah chick; and now he’s rehashing a story about a C-lister from last February.

      Personally I don’t see what the big deal is. Kim was drinking RayJ’s pee and eating her own shit off his dick long before Ke$ha was pulling this circus-geek reject stunt.

  2. Cock Dr

    I suggest that instead of watching this abomination we all shut down our browsers, go outside and take a brisk walk.

  3. Bear Grylls just came.

  4. Is she a Kardashian?

  5. DeucePickle

    “Anal McSquirtmom”…….that was awesome/fucking brilliant

  6. I kept hoping the van would leave the roadway and roll 18 times. Or at least come to a hard stop and that girl in the backseat eats like a foot worth of her own knee.

  7. I never thought I’d agree with the PTC, though a lot of it might have to do with their reasonable proposal of unbundling channels as opposed to their usual craziness. If I don’t want to watch this mind-killing crap, I shouldn’t have to pay for it. Or I’ll pay to watch German professionals. Either way, it would be my choice.

    • If I could buy a couple ESPN’s, FX, and maybe TNT/TBS during basketball season, I would get cable again. Until then, 8 years without and going strong.

      • I realized I’m paying about $70 a month essentially so my kids can watch 30 minutes of cartoons a day, so hello HTPC and US proxy service!

    • I wish I could get rid of all of the channels on my cable package that I don’t use too. MTV/VH1/BET and the Bible Networks would be the first to go. I would be down to less than 20 channels. I barely even watch TV anymore.

    • Sara

      Drinking your own urine is actually common amongst cultures and does provide some benefits what I don’t understand is out of all the stuff that is on TV this is what they choose to protest really? what about Teen Mom or Honey Boo Boo or all of those ridiculous kid beauty pageant shows putting make up on a 4 year old and having her parade around in heels ? And they mention Discovery Channel which is what Bear Grylls is on and he has drank his pee numerous amounts of times where is the up rise against him why are children allowed to watch MTV anyway I wasn’t allowed until was like 13 parents need to start taking more responsibility turn off the TV and make your child read a book there that’s a solution

  8. Urbanspaceman

    PTC’s got one thing right. Cable TV in 2013 should be 100% a la carte. These packages are BS and my American friends, you have no idea how bad it can be.

  9. Let’s keep the sexy *flowing.* Nice, Fish, nice.

  10. It could be because I’m kind of a perverse dirtbag, but I’m starting to like this gal more and more. She seems like someone who’d be great fun for two weeks of “anything goes” debauchery.

  11. Fuck – this no talent hack has her own show?
    Let’s dig a giant hole and throw MTV / E! / TLC inside and bury them forever.

  12. arealcad

    I want her to drink my pee – straight from the source.
    And I promise not to aim for her eye.

  13. Hmmmm…cheap date!

  14. anonym

    I call fake.
    camera panned away, and her piss was clear.

    It wouldn’t be that clear unless she drank a shitload of water. And even if she did, it wouldn’t be that little piss.

  15. Bullshit. That was fake. Her piss was as clear as water. Unless she’s been drinking water alone for the past two days, her piss wouldn’t be that colour.

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