Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee
On Tuesday’s episode of Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha drank her own pee because, at heart, she’s always been a demure, proper lady of Victorian sensibilities. Unfortunately, the Parents Television Council felt differently and demanded ala carte cable subscriptions yesterday because people shouldn’t have to pay for MTV just to watch The Weather Channel. Which, jokes aside, I actually agree with, and even think we should take it a step further by drone striking the whole network because here’s what MTV’s been sharting into the world: Snooki, Deena Cortese, more Snooki, more Deena Cortese, dead people, Gary Shirley’s butt-tail and what’s her face? Anal McSquirtMom. Yet we wonder why there’s still an Al Qaeda.