Kesha Looks Remarkably Un-Kesha-Like

May 19th, 2014 // 18 Comments

Originally, the title of this post was going to be, “STFU, That’s Not Kesha,” because for the most part, Kesha (The dollar sign’s where demons hide and won’t let you eat.) looked almost nothing like Kesha. But then as you progress through the gallery, the gold tooth starts taking over which is why it’s always proper etiquette to never look at anything but a woman’s breasts. Look at how fancy Kesha’s are! It’s like they were never even jizzed on in that pic everyone saw which just reminded me of Masturbating Guy. Haha, remember Masturbating Guy? It’s almost like he looked into Kesha’s future and went, “Welp, now’s as good as time as any, window. SHAZAM!”

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  1. “Remember whats under the dress, remember whats under the dress…”

  2. Now will you never doubt my choices again? When I say “I would” some people may think I’m crazy, but those women turn out to be hot, it just takes you guys a while to see it.

    I’m a man of impeccable tastes. Now if you’ll excuse me, I just found an old naked picture of Snooki that I’m going to fap to.

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    Marketing Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want guys, but she’s very close to being Hot.
    I know, I know, it’s hard to believe. But hell, she’s pretty here!

    If she keeps working out, stays off crack/coke/meth, gets that
    gold tooth veneered, and upgrades her breasts (and a couple
    of tucks). she’s there. I would have never guessed. Damn…

  4. honest

    What a fat cow.

  5. jep

    All I can see when I look at her is some wannabe rapper’s man-gravy all over her chest.

    • If that bothers you, you’d never touch another woman again. Because most of them have been sprayed with man-gravy at some point. Even our beloved family members.

      • jep

        Maybe they have, but they didn’t post photos of the event to Instagram.

      • Did Kesha post the pics of her with that dude’s jizz on her chest on instagram herself or was it leaked by the man or some 3rd party? I thought it was leaked.

        Half the stupid shit this generation does is just because they have the convenience of those things. Your elders may have had some polaroids or an old VHS tape going around. They’d probably be doing the same shit as us if they had internet and instagram. You can never tell with people.

      • That reminds me I still have that old VHS tape of Zaloog’s mom.

      • Enjoy it. Far be it from me to stop somebody from fapping.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, that gold tooth is ruining it. You already have a crooked/awkward smile, you’re gonna draw more attention to your mouth by putting shiny shit in there?

    • You right Don but that gold tooth shit makes her a dirty , dirty little whore! When I’m lucky enough to get a nice, long BJ from my GF , the least thing is me looking at her teeth(time for cleaning Babe?)

  7. GB21

    Somehow it has managed to conceal her spongebob shaped torso and hips, Is that dress made from carbon nanotubes?

  8. She has been looking really cute lately, I applaud her for making the effort she has.

    • Marketing Mike

      These guys talk like she’ a mutant gargoyle in a trash bag.
      If she keeps working out, and has a few minor cosmetic
      touch ups (like every other female artist her age does)
      and of course, gets rid of that fucking gold tooth,
      she’s good looking. She really is….

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    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pretty fucking good. Of course, I never thought she was too hard to look at in the first place. But that gold tooth has got to go.

  10. Kesha Cleavage Billboard Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s what now… mid 40′s? She doesn’t look too bad for that age.

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