Kesha Looks Remarkably Un-Kesha-Like

The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Originally, the title of this post was going to be, “STFU, That’s Not Kesha,” because for the most part, Kesha (The dollar sign’s where demons hide and won’t let you eat.) looked almost nothing like Kesha. But then as you progress through the gallery, the gold tooth starts taking over which is why it’s always proper etiquette to never look at anything but a woman’s breasts. Look at how fancy Kesha’s are! It’s like they were never even jizzed on in that pic everyone saw which just reminded me of Masturbating Guy. Haha, remember Masturbating Guy? It’s almost like he looked into Kesha’s future and went, “Welp, now’s as good as time as any, window. SHAZAM!”

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