Ke$ha’s in a Bikini Again. I’m Sorry.

March 15th, 2011 // 349 Comments

Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Ke$ha Bikini
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    That “guy” has a camel toe…

  2. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Not because she is famous she is supposed to have a great body…she is enjoying the beach…for that its not imperative to be skinny or tonned…right?
    your comments really make me laugh…you “americans” (USA) are sush idiots…

  3. Ke$ha Bikini
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    “is this how heidi montag did it?”

  4. Beastman AIDS

    I just watched a video of this woman singing some song called “we r who we r” and I have concluded that there are wizards in my laptop casting optical illusions.

  5. Uggo5000

    Wow, I can’t tell her apart from THE PENGUIN in BATMAN.

  6. Jen

    I thought her last swim suit pics were bad. This is just too much.. She picked the absolute worst swim suit for her body type. That bikini would only work on someone with a long slender torso. Diet and exercise can only do so much with someone built like her. I wonder if she has noticed all the horror these pictures have generated.

  7. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I think I am going to get a life-size cardboard cut out of this picture and take it to the beach with me. Then I can say, “At least I look better than this bitch!”

  8. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I don’t think looks should matter… unless you’ve managed to make a career out of them. In which case, um, Kesha should be out of work.

  9. Ke$ha Bikini
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    My eyes!!! My poor, poor eyes!!!

  10. Ke$ha Bikini
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    These pictures give me diarrhea. Wonder if there is a way to bottle that poison…

  11. If I woke up feeling like you I would hang myself. Stop saying that.

  12. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I would not f*** her with Lady GaGa’s dick.

  13. StormCloud9

    She looks like a survivor from the Japan’s Post tsunami Nuclear Explosion

  14. Jenna

    I don’t think her gaining weight is the issue here. I mean we can all see the pics of Snooki for example here on the site. Snookie, being a slightly bigger girl, still looks like…a girl. Shes got some serious junk in her trunk but shes still woman-shaped.

    The odd thing about Kesha is that her body doesnt really look like a girls body. Weight or no weight. It has an extremely odd shape.

  15. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I don’t understand. Is this genetic or can excessive partying really do this to a 20-something woman’s body?

  16. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Is that a cigarette burn?

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  19. Ke$ha Bikini
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    It looks like an oil barrel with legs.

  20. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Oh god, I think I pulled all my stomach muscles laughing. You guys are hilarious! And thanks Kesha, because now I won’t need to do crunches today.

  21. I’ve never commented before, but she looks like a box of cornflakes in a bikini =/

  22. Ke$ha Bikini
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    She’s checking her crackpipe & stash in her bra!

  23. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Popping a tit zit

  24. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Shes trying to pop his tit zits

  25. Ke$ha Bikini
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    “and it went in my mouth, like this,… “

  26. Ke$ha Bikini
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    “ffffffuuuuurrrrrrrrrrppp!” says her butt.

  27. Ke$ha Bikini
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    “FFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrPPPPP!!!” $ays her butt.

  28. Cardinal Ximenez

    Oh my god… its Gary Busey in a bikini.

  29. Kirk vanden Penis

    Career is over. You have to at least be slightly hot to be successful in pop music. She sold a few songs before people knew what she looked like. Teen singers can’t look like linebackers. Sorry.

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    Kirk vanden Penis
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    Next to her, Snooki is a goddess

  31. Dutch

    Even Ahab is disgusted.

  32. Ke$ha Bikini
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    She should be proud that despite all her shortcomings she was able to become successful. She’s not ugly, she just has a certain body type and wears unflattering clothing. She seems healthy, happy and like she doesn’t give a flying fuck what you unicellular brain dead fucks think. As she should. Go look as Kim Kardashian nasty cottage cheese ass. Nobody cares what you think. It’s whatever. Peace.

  33. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I don’t understand…

  34. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Oh lookie, I can finally see my toezZZZZ-

  35. DuroyPrime

    You know she could suck the bedsheets right through your asshole though. I’d hit it, then I’d feel guilty.

  36. Ke$ha Bikini
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    That is defenetly not Ke$ha! Just some money hungry fat biatch!

  37. cc

    Inspired by Ke$ha, I’ve invented the ‘beach burka’.

  38. Ke$ha Bikini
    Richard Narllian
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    Is this what the blood rush to your head will do to you?
    Do not ever stand on your head and ,eventially yoou will either go crazy-or pop.
    EVERY kiwi that I have known in the ‘Biblical sense’ was a friggin’ nut job.
    And,yes,you can see why Nickole Kiddman married the lil’kid man.T.Cruise.

  39. St.Ephanie

    I can’t believe she bought this thinking it actually looked good! She looks like a rectangle with arms and legs. BARF! Not she ever looked good. I mean, c’mon. Blonde girl with fake everything?!? Dime a dozen honey.

  40. Sean G

    Goddamn! That’s not just a few extra lbs that bitch has some weird bone structure. Seriously, it looks like they pulled her out of her moms twat before she developed all the way.

  41. Ke$ha Bikini
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    HOW is she so WIDE??

    • Indhira

      i know right?? like i didnt know she had that body cuz obviously she looks better when she is dressed … i didnt know what was behind that clothes until i saw this and it really amazed me !!

  42. nina

    Ouch.. I never thought she was pretty or anything but … that body was a surprise. I think she looks like she might have lost a lot of weight? Or she just got the worst genes ever. Poor girl.

  43. Ash Bones

    YES!! Over 300 comments! is this a record?

  44. J.B.

    That poor walrus is stuck in a fisherman’s net!

  45. Ray Sist

    I’ve never seen such a straight line from the armpits to the hips. Not even on a guy.

  46. Ke$ha Bikini
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    there for a sec i didnt believe that this was kesha but now i came to this pic OMG THAT IS REALLY KE$HA!!!!!

  47. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Worst body of ANY celebrity ever! That includes dead ones and some yet to be born! Her body is square like box! Has the curves of a semi truck!

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    Ash Bones
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    He must workout

  49. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I predict that in 25 years this photo will be exposed as a hoax. Clearly it’s just a man in a gorilla suit.

  50. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Who is the dinosaur now Kesha?

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