Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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She’s just big boned ! Which means that’s the only bone she’d gonna get
Einhorn is Finkelstein, Finkelstein is Einhorn … (cue theme music from The Crying Game)
I just trashed my “Save the Whales” pin over this.
This is the “AFTER” picture for the female commenters.
Have you ever been to a beach and smelled garbage in the air. That’s the first thing I thought of seeing these pictures.
Hulk Hogan at his hefty best!
So that’s what Michigan J. Frog has been up to!
HAHA!
*sings* EVERYBODY DO THE MICHIGAN RAAAAG!
Please post some Snooki bikini photos so I can get this image outta my head!
I think she might be pregnant.
she has one of the strangest bodies I’ve ever seen, like no waist at all
I never thought I’d see the day when I thought the ass shot was the most flattering.
Who wants to bet she’s hiding a C-section scar?
That looks very very photoshopped. If she was that heavy, she wouldn’t have the line down the middle of her stomach, also the arms and legs don’t match the torso.
If someone had the patience to photoshop 40 pictures like this, that would be incredible. I don’t think the majority of us could even stand to look at all of them
One word. “Sunbed”
please
Tsunami aftermath.
Some things money just cant buy.
Go vegan – cholesterol is only in animals, animal milk and eggs
Excersise to reduce vicseral fat
i dont put weight on my tummy or waist for these reasons
I’m not a vegan, but I once stopped eating animal products, and I’ve actually lost a lot of weight and acquired a pretty nice figure though that.
Skank Blob Square Pants
I have great respect for nurses and nurses aides, etc., who must deal with human excrement and worse as part of their work. This comes to mind because looking at these photos is like looking into an open abdominal would impacted with feces and blood. (And I did not want to look at these photos and only looked at the one staring me in the face when I visit The Superficial today. Please Mr. Supe Guy, even in your line of work there should be boundaries. Don’t torment your loyal readers like this again.)
I actually disinpacted a patient today and i’d rather pull shit out of that lady’s rectum than look at Ke$ha imitate a Cushing’s disease patient, RN
ke$sha modeling the latest from Depends Undergarments “Punk Rock” collection
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right?????
This poor sucker’s thinking “I really should have cross-referenced “Ke$ha’s ass” when looking into exactly what the implications of fame-whoring were. Damn you Google! You could have warned me!”
Ladies, you know a guy loves you when he deliberately goes out and gets a swimming attire that makes him look more ridiculous that you do in yours. What did he do, steal the them from a tubby 8 year old?
i know it’s just me but i’m pretty sure that if Spongebob Squarepants were to materialize as a “human lady (?)”, he/she would look like her/him.
Depends makes swimwear now?
Hmmm, if I stick my foot out a little I can see past my stomach and look at my toes.
No, running down the beach like that does NOT make you look like Bo Derek in ’10′.
Hey, this is a perfect disguise…sunglasses and the body of my grandma.
I’m guessing that after her ass ran away, she needs to continually grab her tits to make sure they are still there.
She has the body of your childhood friend’s mom who you thought was hot until you went to the beach and she wore a bikini. You knew something was wrong, but you were too young to express it.
Jeez man, did she go back to college…. twice?
Talk about putting on 30lbs :S
It’s like a rubber chicken in a bikini
WTF, I mean that is a true BEA$T
Why does Kirstie Alley feel the need to prove she can still wear a bikini?! You mean that’s not her?!
Not because she is famous she is supposed to have a great body…she is enjoying the beach…for that its not imperative to be skinny or tonned…right?
your comments really make me laugh…you “americans” (USA) are sush idiots…
Let this beast come to your house and prance around half naked with such a monstrous body, and we’ll see who’s complaining then.
Seriously not making this up, my internet went down for about ten minutes after seeing this.
Everytime I see this pic (which is WAAAAY too often) I can’t get the Chewbacca “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!” outta my head!
You know, back in 1970, a sperm whale similar to this washed up on a beach in Florence, Oregon. At that time they thought it would be a good idea to use dynamite to blow up the whale in an effort to remove it from the beach. There was some unintended consequences, but hey, at least they were trying to get it off the beach!
Abe Vigoda in a blonde wig
Fish, why do you hate us?
I thought it was Ivana Trump! Really!
any day now some FOX make over reality show is going to come out and its premise will be they passed off a 65 yr old grandma as ke$ha, the newest pop sensation. Let it be known now they didn’t fool me.
she has the body of my grandma and the face of my grandpa.
when did Gary Busey get a sex change?
Her bikini top strap is about to snap with the weight of her saggy boobs, everyone prepare to duck and cover!
Kesha’s annoying, but I actually feel sorry for her. These pictures are awful, she looks wide from every angle. Someone better put her on suicide watch, cuz when she sees these she’s gonna want to die.
I feel sorry for her too. How unfortunate to have a body shape like that. It’s a shame. A damn shame.
…then our work here is don….. *bow*
*done*…*skulk*
Blame Greenpeace. We had this one in our sights before they showed up.
Bellybutton- outie
Butt- innie.
One must ask: Why do the paps follow her to the beach?! This ain’t good for anyone.
And are we sure this isn’t john travolta?
If faced with the choice of having sex with either Ke$ha or Teen Mom Amber, I’d pick lethal injection.
ha ha!!!
No, she’s not blessed with the most symmetrical body….but geez yall’s comments are MEAN, not to mention…hilarious but still very very mean. LOL. truth be told: she does need to lose some weight, she carries it all in her tummy…girls with her figure look better thin and muscular…they just do.
Kesha, lay off the carbs and hit the track & gym :) you’ll be good!!! btw, i jam her music.!!