Ke$ha’s in a Bikini Again. I’m Sorry.

March 15th, 2011 // 349 Comments

Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Ke$ha Bikini
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies and Gentleman … it’s Liquid Barrel !

  2. Ke$ha Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    is this that video? you know that video where they blow up the dead beached whale with excessive amounts of TNT and the whale blubber becomes boiling shrapnel as kids flee and parents scream. No? I coulda sworn this was it.

  3. Ke$ha Bikini
    Double D
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    It would be like f***ing my refrigerator.

  4. Amy Sandwich

    Looks like Humpty done come off his wall again.

  5. Chicklette

    Are they filming another Batman with Danny Devito as the penguin?

  6. Chan

    All i can think is… Thank god i dont look like this nasty bitch!

  7. Ke$ha Bikini
    kodachrome
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    Did she just shart out a kid or what. I thought all humans had the same basic anatomy.

  8. Kyle Butler

    These are all witty comments, but simply put, we are all just thinking holy shit, what the fuck am I looking at.

  9. Ke$ha Bikini
    normalwoman
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    yikes…. nip slip here i think

  10. what the...?

    Ke$ha, seen here dragging along what’s left of her sex appeal… oh crap, she dropped it

  11. Mike

    Girl is straight up fat now.

  12. Mike

    This waist-line is about to blow oh oh oh oh.

  13. Burt

    There’s a certain point where celebrities can longer claim they are trying to promote a healthy body image to young girls by refusing to starve themselves…She’s at that point.

  14. Ke$ha Bikini
    Mrs. Nick Jonas
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    If she does lose the weight, it wouldn’t hurt her to try some corset training. Nothing extreme or dangerous, just enough to create some curves.

  15. Come_Honor_Face

    Aren’t women supposed to try to like a hourglass, not a bottle of Marshmallow Fluff

  16. Inquisitive

    Gérard Depardieu?

    • es

      Hahaha, good lord I looked it up on google images (Gerard Depardieu speedo) and you’re right… uh, thanks?

  17. AK

    To keep Fish from having to make 200+ pages on the “Most Important People” thread this week, I decided to compile a list of things the readers feel she resembles: Gary Busey, an elephant, pale Snooki, Spongebob, a cheese wedge, a walrus, a whale, something washed up from the tsunami, Octomom (five minutes postpartum), a flesh colored Borg cube, a wild Snorlax, Meatloaf, a barrel, a 40 year old WalMart worker with four kids, an old shoe, someone’s Uncle Al, Humpty Dumpty, a linebacker, The Penguin from Batman, grandma, Kirstie Alley, a frog about to be dissected, shaved Big Foot, Andre the Giant, Mothra, and, of course, Free Willy and Shamu.

  18. Ash Bones

    OVER 200 COMMENTS!!! Lets go for 300!!

  19. AGC

    Watch her PR people spin this as people being shallow and her being a brave pioneer for going out looking like that and being comfortable with her body.

  20. Jenna

    I think this is awesome. I’m a regular girl and Kesha makes me feel good about myself. Compared to her I’m a victorias secret model.

  21. Jenna

    I think the most amazing thing about these pictures is that we have four pages of comments already and yet noone has mentioned her ass.

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    Mrs. Nick Jonas
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    That bikini bottom only exacerbates that fact that she has no hips or butt.

  23. Ke$ha Bikini
    wtf
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    wtf

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    tallulah
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    She looks like a Russian wrestler. A guy one.

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    Kate
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    John Travolta got a new wig!

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    Phil McCracken
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    Tell me why this bitch makes so much money? She’s unattractive, has no talent (*any*one can mumble something in a monotone), and is famous for being what?

    Really, if anyone I know doesn’t believe in undeserved good luck, I just point them at her and ask them to explain it. Really there is no other explanation. There are thousands, if not millions, of people more talented than she is, and probably busted their ass as much if not way more than her, yet she gets to make all this money and life the high life. Life isn’t fair, but for some people, life always seems to be unfair in their favor.

  27. Jon

    That’s a man baby.

  28. Lucas

    Oh God. Tankini that $hit.

  29. Makes Lady Gaga look hot

    That’s what I would look like in a bikini, and I’m a dude.

  30. lisa

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  31. Ke$ha Bikini
    Like Whoa
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god! I think that is the worst body I’ve ever seen! How is she famous, doesn’t it usually takes 90% hotness and 10% talent to get there? No hips, no waist, no butt, weird boobs, oddly wide body and a stomach that looks like she’s carried six children? Plus the most unflattering swimsuit ever! I seriously feel bad for her, that’s a tough body to work with.

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    jonny
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    what happened to her ?? was she always this deformed ?

  33. Virgodoll

    How can someone look like that and still manage to smile?

  34. Ke$ha Bikini
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    How’s this body even possible?

  35. J.R.

    It’s not known scientifically why, but 9 times out of 10, a beached whale will fail to make it back into the water. I’m afraid it’s going to die.

  36. emperor

    AAAAAAAAHHHH my eyes are bleeding, She’s so ugly!!!

  37. gluten

    umm, i think she’s trying to cover up the fact that she’s gained some weight…i think… was she always fat? or been enjoying your stay here too much? i had to avoid the area she was “singing” in at future music festival…thank god for ecstacy.
    anyways, good lord kesha, there are better ways to cover fat guts than pulling bikini bottoms up to your neck… like *not* going to the beach for instance.

  38. the captain

    ke$ha, you waana give me a heart attack or something?
    ………SO NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!

  39. the captain

    so never EVER do this again……………..

  40. Netta

    Clearly, that’s Lisa Lampanelli.

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    Olga
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    Oh my!!!! What can possibly be worst that Ke$ha in a bikini???????????

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    Jen
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    I’m sorry Mister Penis, did I scare you away again?

  43. Ke$ha Bikini
    Cassie
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    What is this I don’t even….

  44. Ke$ha Bikini
    Joann
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    I’m ghetto crabulous

  45. rican

    What a pity, her body seems to expand everywhere except where it’s most needed, her ass.

  46. That's Retarded

    that’s retarded

  47. Nen

    They can’t even get real men to be in the videos with her.

    http://www.vevo.com/watch/kesha/blow/USRV81100015

  48. Beatnik

    Oh man, Sarah Ferguson’s really put that weight back on, hey?

  49. well this looks like this post is going into the most popular of 2011.

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    Matty A
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    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman her age so devoid of curves. It’s like she’s Flat Stanley.

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