Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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is this that video? you know that video where they blow up the dead beached whale with excessive amounts of TNT and the whale blubber becomes boiling shrapnel as kids flee and parents scream. No? I coulda sworn this was it.
It would be like f***ing my refrigerator.
lmfaoooooooo
Looks like Humpty done come off his wall again.
Are they filming another Batman with Danny Devito as the penguin?
All i can think is… Thank god i dont look like this nasty bitch!
Did she just shart out a kid or what. I thought all humans had the same basic anatomy.
These are all witty comments, but simply put, we are all just thinking holy shit, what the fuck am I looking at.
yikes…. nip slip here i think
Ke$ha, seen here dragging along what’s left of her sex appeal… oh crap, she dropped it
Girl is straight up fat now.
This waist-line is about to blow oh oh oh oh.
There’s a certain point where celebrities can longer claim they are trying to promote a healthy body image to young girls by refusing to starve themselves…She’s at that point.
If she does lose the weight, it wouldn’t hurt her to try some corset training. Nothing extreme or dangerous, just enough to create some curves.
Aren’t women supposed to try to like a hourglass, not a bottle of Marshmallow Fluff
Gérard Depardieu?
Hahaha, good lord I looked it up on google images (Gerard Depardieu speedo) and you’re right… uh, thanks?
To keep Fish from having to make 200+ pages on the “Most Important People” thread this week, I decided to compile a list of things the readers feel she resembles: Gary Busey, an elephant, pale Snooki, Spongebob, a cheese wedge, a walrus, a whale, something washed up from the tsunami, Octomom (five minutes postpartum), a flesh colored Borg cube, a wild Snorlax, Meatloaf, a barrel, a 40 year old WalMart worker with four kids, an old shoe, someone’s Uncle Al, Humpty Dumpty, a linebacker, The Penguin from Batman, grandma, Kirstie Alley, a frog about to be dissected, shaved Big Foot, Andre the Giant, Mothra, and, of course, Free Willy and Shamu.
yet we still cant quite define this monstrosity
Personally, I like the Andre the Giant one best.
OVER 200 COMMENTS!!! Lets go for 300!!
Watch her PR people spin this as people being shallow and her being a brave pioneer for going out looking like that and being comfortable with her body.
Polishing a turd is what they do for a living, and you polished quite a nice one yourself. Experience?
I think this is awesome. I’m a regular girl and Kesha makes me feel good about myself. Compared to her I’m a victorias secret model.
I think the most amazing thing about these pictures is that we have four pages of comments already and yet noone has mentioned her ass.
We don’t need to mention her ass, it’s the elephant in the room. A flat, shapeless, pasty, dimpled, decrepit looking elephant. There, happy now?
I never saw an ass in any of those pics. Unless you were referring to Ke$ha herself.
YOU MEAN IT HAS AN ASS TOO!? OMFG!
That bikini bottom only exacerbates that fact that she has no hips or butt.
wtf
She looks like a Russian wrestler. A guy one.
John Travolta got a new wig!
Tell me why this bitch makes so much money? She’s unattractive, has no talent (*any*one can mumble something in a monotone), and is famous for being what?
Really, if anyone I know doesn’t believe in undeserved good luck, I just point them at her and ask them to explain it. Really there is no other explanation. There are thousands, if not millions, of people more talented than she is, and probably busted their ass as much if not way more than her, yet she gets to make all this money and life the high life. Life isn’t fair, but for some people, life always seems to be unfair in their favor.
That’s a man baby.
Oh God. Tankini that $hit.
That’s what I would look like in a bikini, and I’m a dude.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Oh my god! I think that is the worst body I’ve ever seen! How is she famous, doesn’t it usually takes 90% hotness and 10% talent to get there? No hips, no waist, no butt, weird boobs, oddly wide body and a stomach that looks like she’s carried six children? Plus the most unflattering swimsuit ever! I seriously feel bad for her, that’s a tough body to work with.
She should be a PhD assignment for plastic surgeons!
what happened to her ?? was she always this deformed ?
How can someone look like that and still manage to smile?
How’s this body even possible?
It’s not known scientifically why, but 9 times out of 10, a beached whale will fail to make it back into the water. I’m afraid it’s going to die.
AAAAAAAAHHHH my eyes are bleeding, She’s so ugly!!!
umm, i think she’s trying to cover up the fact that she’s gained some weight…i think… was she always fat? or been enjoying your stay here too much? i had to avoid the area she was “singing” in at future music festival…thank god for ecstacy.
anyways, good lord kesha, there are better ways to cover fat guts than pulling bikini bottoms up to your neck… like *not* going to the beach for instance.
ke$ha, you waana give me a heart attack or something?
………SO NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!
so never EVER do this again……………..
Clearly, that’s Lisa Lampanelli.
Oh my!!!! What can possibly be worst that Ke$ha in a bikini???????????
than*
I’m sorry Mister Penis, did I scare you away again?
What is this I don’t even….
I’m ghetto crabulous
What a pity, her body seems to expand everywhere except where it’s most needed, her ass.
that’s retarded
They can’t even get real men to be in the videos with her.
http://www.vevo.com/watch/kesha/blow/USRV81100015
Oh man, Sarah Ferguson’s really put that weight back on, hey?
well this looks like this post is going into the most popular of 2011.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman her age so devoid of curves. It’s like she’s Flat Stanley.
LMAO!!!!
I see them everyday. Most dress for their shape, however. This is a mess