Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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It’s time to look in the mirror and accept the fact that you need a one piece and a Kim Kardashian sized sarong.
Kesha has, on occasion, declined to comment on whether she is gay or straight. She’s clearly straight. As hell.
Hey Ke$ha, Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles called – he wants his body suit back:
http://tinyurl.com/4nupqr5
That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read!
Yea about like me at my heaviest. Thank goodness I’m at least under halfway under that now.
Gah.. he’s like a twig.
Goddamn you Fish! Goddamn YOU!
Man she’s like an elephant!
“Dr. Frank N. Furter had mixed feelings about his makeover – the blonde highlights were nice, but the vestigial right arm didn’t feel as sexy as he’d imagined it would.”
Nice! Gary Larson ftw.
It’s pretty apparent to me that you hate freedom Fish.
Mom?!
Stick that bitch on a beach in Japan – the next tsunami will stop cold and haul ass in the other direction.
You just don’t give a fuck do you Fish?
WINNING!!!!!
It puts the lotion on It’s skin.
LOL
haha
I hate you Fish. Really really hate you.
What? I thought Tiny Tim died years ago.
It’s the UnderToad.
ahoy, the great white fail.
+1
Where is a russian or japanese whaling ship when you need one?
I don’t think Euclid could find a good angle to shoot her from.
After she was banished by the whales to live among humans, her majestic blowhole became a serious liability.
Wow… I thought she was supposed to be hot?
Really?!
Good God, it’s the Gelatinous Cube!
Ed A$ner
she has hardcore gained weight….that’s rough
Was the bottom piece designed that way, or is it fraying before our eyes?
This is some demented experiment to see if there will be a mass defection to the homosexual team
No witty comments. Just a photo link of a smiling SpongeBob who is all too happy about the prospect of a new mate being found.
In the sea no-less!
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/3/15/22/–11919-1300241620-17.jpg
And now we know the real reason for the tsunami in Japan.
Comment #189—nuff said.
These things are numbered? I don’t see numbers and now I feel all left out. Comment 189?! What is it that makes u so wonderful?!
She probably just needs to fart, you guys. This is how I feel like I look when I need to fart. But it turns out I actually look less like a whale and more like a chick – who just needs to fart. She should work a little harder on that “less” part.
Well, now we know why she kicks em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger…
My computer physically won’t let me go past the first picture. The cookies aren’t disabled, they’re hiding.
How am I ever going to get into a Kesha song again?
You know who she looks like in these photos? Danny Devito’s “The Penguin” from Batman 2.
HE GAVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR MONTHS WHEN I WAS A CHILD! I HAD RAPE NIGHTMARES ABOUT HIM!
Unfortunate body type. I have a similar one, only less boobage. Just gotta fight the good fight…squats, stairmaster, core excercises and no carbs…..and for theloveofmuffins, no granny swimwear.
I wasn’t aware that Spongebob Square Pants wore bikinis.
Sorry, that exact comment was said like 6 times, I should read others comments before attempting my own…my bad
Why is it that, when clothed, she looks skinny?
Even in death, I’m sure Al Capp is elated about the resurgence of THE SHMOO!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Lifeshmoo.jpg
“Li’l Abner discovers the shmoos when he ventures into the forbidden “Valley of the Shmoon”, following the mysterious and musical sound they make, (from which their name derives). Abner is thrown off a cliff and into the valley below by a primitive “large gal” (as he addresses her), whose job is to guard the valley.”
OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SCARED FOR LIFE!!!
Ke$ha: the anti-Cialis.
Looking at Ke$ha is like staring into the eyes of a child, and then beating it for being so ugly.
LMAO!!
There she blows
‘You know you’re right…your nipples are smaller than Smarties!’
When Depends finally came out with a bikini, they were delighted to find someone young, but still able to model for the elderly and disabled.
LOL, I’m surprised her Depends print ad wasn’t featured in this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
Jesus Kesha’s handlers, where the fuck is her personal trainer? I look better in a suit than she does and that is A BAD THING corral this, and work it out
She looks like she’s missing a few chrome’s.
I want to feel a little pity for her, or at least not laugh so hard at all the great jokes being made at her expense here, but then I see that fucking dollar sign in her name and I hope these comments go on all week.
party on top, senior citizen on bottom. Didn’t know it could be done until today. (yay, I learned something today!)
what can i say? some men look good in a bikini.
she kinda looks like a bludgeoned seal trying to fight its way out of its own skin