Ke$ha’s in a Bikini Again. I’m Sorry.

March 15th, 2011 // 349 Comments

Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Ke$ha Bikini
    Tragic
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s time to look in the mirror and accept the fact that you need a one piece and a Kim Kardashian sized sarong.

  2. Ke$ha Bikini
    The Invincible Ratchet
    Commented on this photo:

    Kesha has, on occasion, declined to comment on whether she is gay or straight. She’s clearly straight. As hell.

  3. antoine bugleboy

    Hey Ke$ha, Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles called – he wants his body suit back:

    http://tinyurl.com/4nupqr5

  4. Ke$ha Bikini
    somerandomchic
    Commented on this photo:

    Yea about like me at my heaviest. Thank goodness I’m at least under halfway under that now.

  5. Ke$ha Bikini
    somerandomchic
    Commented on this photo:

    Gah.. he’s like a twig.

  6. Ke$ha Bikini
    Ho.Lee.Shit
    Commented on this photo:

    Goddamn you Fish! Goddamn YOU!

  7. Ke$ha Bikini
    somerandomchic
    Commented on this photo:

    Man she’s like an elephant!

  8. Shark60

    “Dr. Frank N. Furter had mixed feelings about his makeover – the blonde highlights were nice, but the vestigial right arm didn’t feel as sexy as he’d imagined it would.”

  9. Ke$ha Bikini
    Ho.Lee.Shit
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s pretty apparent to me that you hate freedom Fish.

  10. Radlad

    Mom?!

  11. Shark60

    Stick that bitch on a beach in Japan – the next tsunami will stop cold and haul ass in the other direction.

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    Ho.Lee.Shit
    Commented on this photo:

    You just don’t give a fuck do you Fish?

  13. mfbinc

    WINNING!!!!!

  14. Ke$ha Bikini
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    It puts the lotion on It’s skin.

  15. Ke$ha Bikini
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate you Fish. Really really hate you.

  16. Ke$ha Bikini
    thecoriander
    Commented on this photo:

    What? I thought Tiny Tim died years ago.

  17. Ke$ha Bikini
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the UnderToad.

  18. Ke$ha Bikini
    slappy magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    ahoy, the great white fail.

  19. Where is a russian or japanese whaling ship when you need one?

  20. Shark60

    I don’t think Euclid could find a good angle to shoot her from.

  21. Pete

    After she was banished by the whales to live among humans, her majestic blowhole became a serious liability.

  22. LEB

    Wow… I thought she was supposed to be hot?

  23. Jackie

    Good God, it’s the Gelatinous Cube!

  24. black

    Ed A$ner

  25. robynnn

    she has hardcore gained weight….that’s rough

  26. Shark60

    Was the bottom piece designed that way, or is it fraying before our eyes?

  27. Bill Clinton's alter ego

    This is some demented experiment to see if there will be a mass defection to the homosexual team

  28. Black

    No witty comments. Just a photo link of a smiling SpongeBob who is all too happy about the prospect of a new mate being found.

    In the sea no-less!
    http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/3/15/22/–11919-1300241620-17.jpg

  29. Ke$ha Bikini
    sassafrass
    Commented on this photo:

    And now we know the real reason for the tsunami in Japan.

  30. oldfool

    Comment #189—nuff said.

    • kimmykimkim

      These things are numbered? I don’t see numbers and now I feel all left out. Comment 189?! What is it that makes u so wonderful?!

    • kimmykimkim

      She probably just needs to fart, you guys. This is how I feel like I look when I need to fart. But it turns out I actually look less like a whale and more like a chick – who just needs to fart. She should work a little harder on that “less” part.

  31. sassafrass

    Well, now we know why she kicks em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger…

  32. shannon

    My computer physically won’t let me go past the first picture. The cookies aren’t disabled, they’re hiding.

  33. Victoria April Powell

    How am I ever going to get into a Kesha song again?

  34. Ke$ha Bikini
    Tim
    Commented on this photo:

    You know who she looks like in these photos? Danny Devito’s “The Penguin” from Batman 2.

  35. Ke$ha Bikini
    Lorien
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunate body type. I have a similar one, only less boobage. Just gotta fight the good fight…squats, stairmaster, core excercises and no carbs…..and for theloveofmuffins, no granny swimwear.

  36. Ke$ha Bikini
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    I wasn’t aware that Spongebob Square Pants wore bikinis.

    • JJ

      Sorry, that exact comment was said like 6 times, I should read others comments before attempting my own…my bad

  37. Laura

    Why is it that, when clothed, she looks skinny?

  38. jujuboogie

    Even in death, I’m sure Al Capp is elated about the resurgence of THE SHMOO!

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Lifeshmoo.jpg

    “Li’l Abner discovers the shmoos when he ventures into the forbidden “Valley of the Shmoon”, following the mysterious and musical sound they make, (from which their name derives). Abner is thrown off a cliff and into the valley below by a primitive “large gal” (as he addresses her), whose job is to guard the valley.”

  39. Ke$ha Bikini
    Exaactly
    Commented on this photo:

    OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SCARED FOR LIFE!!!

  40. cc

    Ke$ha: the anti-Cialis.

  41. Ke$ha Bikini
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at Ke$ha is like staring into the eyes of a child, and then beating it for being so ugly.

  42. Ke$ha Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘You know you’re right…your nipples are smaller than Smarties!’

  43. Eric

    When Depends finally came out with a bikini, they were delighted to find someone young, but still able to model for the elderly and disabled.

    • Mrs. Nick Jonas

      LOL, I’m surprised her Depends print ad wasn’t featured in this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

  44. Ke$ha Bikini
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Kesha’s handlers, where the fuck is her personal trainer? I look better in a suit than she does and that is A BAD THING corral this, and work it out

  45. Ke$ha Bikini
    Vice Magnet
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’s missing a few chrome’s.

  46. es

    I want to feel a little pity for her, or at least not laugh so hard at all the great jokes being made at her expense here, but then I see that fucking dollar sign in her name and I hope these comments go on all week.

  47. hello

    party on top, senior citizen on bottom. Didn’t know it could be done until today. (yay, I learned something today!)

  48. Ka

    what can i say? some men look good in a bikini.

  49. Ke$ha Bikini
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    she kinda looks like a bludgeoned seal trying to fight its way out of its own skin

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