Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Grandma Ke$ha at the beach!
the face of john travolta and the body of a 50 year old memaw is a killer combo. why does she always look unwashed, even in the middle of millions of gallons of water. i think her dirt layer is waterproof
ahahahahahaha
KILL IT!!! Kill it with iron!!!
Bleached whale in Australia
I can’t look at this picture without seeing that weird British guy from the Jefferson’s. You know, but uglier.
In Arkansas , we would cal that a” no way” ,even if we have consumed half a bottle of shine .
That’s gotta be a bottle and two qualudes !
The worst part is that the female commenters have printed out a copy of the banner picture and written below it “Goal”.
Oh, gee! Little miss Ke$sha looks like a burn victim. Way to go Obamacare!
not-so-hot MESS.
Now I’ve heard of the “pear”, the “apple”, and of course the “hourglass”, but until now I didn’t know “pile of dogshit” was a body type.
Spongebob Squarepants apparently has a sister. Who knew?
This is so photoshopped! She doesn’t even have a belly button you retards!
It’s below the waistband, hidden somewhere under that shaper panel on her granny panties.
she’s got her fat pants on and up!
And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of bla$phemy.
Even if I wasn’t incredibly high right now, I still would have died laughing at this comment.
I can hear the pain of all the seagulls puking up their fish
Where did my feet go?
why is PETA not actively demonstrating for the safe return of this beached walrus?
maybe she started taking testosterone to look more like p. diddy in the mornings?
or to fit in more w/ the tranny crowd?
She has the most unfortunate body shape I’ve ever seen. Maybe breast implants, ass implants, a training corset, and thicker legs would make her at least presentable – she can afford it.
Stay like that!
You look the least worst in this pose….stretched & sideways so the girth is not readily apparent.
Just tryin’ to help, cuz she needs it.
Hell, let me go get a burqa for a real fix.
They make burqa swimsuits. She should invest in them.
Damn this girl is fatter than Alicia Silverstone. But in Silverstones’ defense she is 6 months pregnant. what’s your excuse.
Attempted nipple escape.
Let it go. Look at what it’s attached to & have some pity.
thar she blows….its the white whale!!!
How old is that gal? Being shaped like a refrigerator is only forgivable starting at age 60.
shes 24
If she promoted a healthy and safe body image I would grant her some leeway, but Shamu sings and acts like she is the schit. Just after this photo was taken her afternoon was ruined by members of Greenpeace who kept covering her with wet blankets and rolling her back towards the sea.
OMG…. HOW OLD are you, Ke$ha?!? 70?
Why is she staring at his nipple?
whats that? that on the left cheek? is that? is that a butt nub??
‘Look, if flex my chest like this. We are same!’
How did her head get so small?
i imagine the swimsuit designer saw this and wanted to die.
holy shit.
now you know where she spent her million$$$.
on ben and jerry ice cream.
Fish, next time please pink star every single photo of Ke$ha. This shit is NSFAnywhere. A little warning and the option to keep my sight would have been nice.
Zach Galifianakis looks better than this in women’s swimwear
Ke$ha: So that’s what a semi-acceptable male body looks like… Well I guess I missed the mark a little.
Last I checked, guys were into legs a mile long, not ass a mile long.
I haven’t seen a torso like that since Andre the Giant died.
holy fuck she got FAT! , wasnt she hot like 1 year ago or so?. what an idiot
she’s not fat. she just has an unfortunate body shape. no waist, no hips, big bust, skinny legs. she is toned. but there is just absolutely nothing you can do with this type of body… probably best for her ‘hip’ image not to be photographed in swim wear. Don’t these celebs have PR people? I would never allow my client to be photographed in this way.
She is toned? Are you fucking high? There is nothing toned or slim about a piece of white construction paper, and there is nothing toned or slim about this abomination.
I feel like I just spent way too much time in the locker room after Senior Water Aerobics.
I’ve seen every shock site, I’ve seen mutilated bodies on gore sites, I’ve seen CP, unfortunately. But this… this is the first thing that has ever made me REALLY uncomfortable seeing. This is some paranormal shit.
I’m just looking forward to the next generic women’s magazine that tells women the best fashion tips for accentuating their cheese-shaped bodies.
Depends bladder-control underwear comes in black?
Sequoia torso
From the thumbnail, I thought this was Kirstie Alley doing that bikini thing again.
Kinda looks like Jon Hamm in a wig and bikini.
Too bad she can’t autotune her body.
Your comment deserves a medal.
that grandma can keep her cookies.
Of course the bikini isn’t appropriate to her body type…they don’t make a ten-piece.
her internal self-image must be awesome. good on her.