Ke$ha’s in a Bikini Again. I’m Sorry.

March 15th, 2011 // 349 Comments

Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia this morning despite these photos looking exactly like his naked body. Poor bastard’s beside himself.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. rican

    Grandma Ke$ha at the beach!

  2. Ke$ha Bikini
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    the face of john travolta and the body of a 50 year old memaw is a killer combo. why does she always look unwashed, even in the middle of millions of gallons of water. i think her dirt layer is waterproof

  3. g_girl

    KILL IT!!! Kill it with iron!!!

  4. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Bleached whale in Australia

  5. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I can’t look at this picture without seeing that weird British guy from the Jefferson’s. You know, but uglier.

  6. Bill Clinton's alter ego

    In Arkansas , we would cal that a” no way” ,even if we have consumed half a bottle of shine .
    That’s gotta be a bottle and two qualudes !

  7. Rick

    The worst part is that the female commenters have printed out a copy of the banner picture and written below it “Goal”.

  8. Sarah Palin

    Oh, gee! Little miss Ke$sha looks like a burn victim. Way to go Obamacare!

  9. bitingontinfoil

    not-so-hot MESS.

  10. underpassdweller

    Now I’ve heard of the “pear”, the “apple”, and of course the “hourglass”, but until now I didn’t know “pile of dogshit” was a body type.

  11. Ke$ha Bikini
    The O
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    Spongebob Squarepants apparently has a sister. Who knew?

  12. Josie

    This is so photoshopped! She doesn’t even have a belly button you retards!

  13. lalala

    she’s got her fat pants on and up!

  14. chupacabra

    And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of bla$phemy.

  15. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I can hear the pain of all the seagulls puking up their fish

  16. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Where did my feet go?

  17. Ke$ha Bikini
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    why is PETA not actively demonstrating for the safe return of this beached walrus?

  18. Ke$ha Bikini
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    maybe she started taking testosterone to look more like p. diddy in the mornings?

  19. Ke$ha Bikini
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    or to fit in more w/ the tranny crowd?

  20. asdf

    She has the most unfortunate body shape I’ve ever seen. Maybe breast implants, ass implants, a training corset, and thicker legs would make her at least presentable – she can afford it.

  21. Ke$ha Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Stay like that!
    You look the least worst in this pose….stretched & sideways so the girth is not readily apparent.
    Just tryin’ to help, cuz she needs it.
    Hell, let me go get a burqa for a real fix.

  22. Damn this girl is fatter than Alicia Silverstone. But in Silverstones’ defense she is 6 months pregnant. what’s your excuse.

  23. Ke$ha Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Attempted nipple escape.
    Let it go. Look at what it’s attached to & have some pity.

  24. Ke$ha Bikini
    still hit it
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    thar she blows….its the white whale!!!

  25. Ke$ha Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
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    How old is that gal? Being shaped like a refrigerator is only forgivable starting at age 60.

  26. If she promoted a healthy and safe body image I would grant her some leeway, but Shamu sings and acts like she is the schit. Just after this photo was taken her afternoon was ruined by members of Greenpeace who kept covering her with wet blankets and rolling her back towards the sea.

  27. Ke$ha Bikini
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    OMG…. HOW OLD are you, Ke$ha?!? 70?

  28. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Why is she staring at his nipple?

  29. Ke$ha Bikini
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    whats that? that on the left cheek? is that? is that a butt nub??

  30. Ke$ha Bikini
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    ‘Look, if flex my chest like this. We are same!’

  31. fooey

    How did her head get so small?

  32. friday99

    i imagine the swimsuit designer saw this and wanted to die.

  33. anonym

    holy shit.

    now you know where she spent her million$$$.

    on ben and jerry ice cream.

  34. argleblargle

    Fish, next time please pink star every single photo of Ke$ha. This shit is NSFAnywhere. A little warning and the option to keep my sight would have been nice.

  35. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Zach Galifianakis looks better than this in women’s swimwear

  36. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Ke$ha: So that’s what a semi-acceptable male body looks like… Well I guess I missed the mark a little.

  37. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Last I checked, guys were into legs a mile long, not ass a mile long.

  38. The Pope of Cleveland

    I haven’t seen a torso like that since Andre the Giant died.

  39. Ke$ha Bikini
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    holy fuck she got FAT! , wasnt she hot like 1 year ago or so?. what an idiot

    • ethereal

      she’s not fat. she just has an unfortunate body shape. no waist, no hips, big bust, skinny legs. she is toned. but there is just absolutely nothing you can do with this type of body… probably best for her ‘hip’ image not to be photographed in swim wear. Don’t these celebs have PR people? I would never allow my client to be photographed in this way.

      • Jovy

        She is toned? Are you fucking high? There is nothing toned or slim about a piece of white construction paper, and there is nothing toned or slim about this abomination.

  40. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I feel like I just spent way too much time in the locker room after Senior Water Aerobics.

  41. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I’ve seen every shock site, I’ve seen mutilated bodies on gore sites, I’ve seen CP, unfortunately. But this… this is the first thing that has ever made me REALLY uncomfortable seeing. This is some paranormal shit.

  42. Ke$ha Bikini
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    I’m just looking forward to the next generic women’s magazine that tells women the best fashion tips for accentuating their cheese-shaped bodies.

  43. Ke$ha Bikini
    Double D
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    Depends bladder-control underwear comes in black?

  44. Ke$ha Bikini
    Double D
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    Sequoia torso

  45. blt

    From the thumbnail, I thought this was Kirstie Alley doing that bikini thing again.

  46. Ke$ha Bikini
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    Kinda looks like Jon Hamm in a wig and bikini.

  47. Kisses4Katie

    Too bad she can’t autotune her body.

  48. Ke$ha Bikini
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    that grandma can keep her cookies.

  49. Of course the bikini isn’t appropriate to her body type…they don’t make a ten-piece.

  50. lachica

    her internal self-image must be awesome. good on her.

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