Kendra’s season finale will be full of shit

May 26th, 2010 // 79 Comments

In Kendra’s defense, people who watch reality TV still think Paris Hilton is an actual person, so it shouldn’t be surprising that she cries about her sex tape “breaking her heart” on the season finale of Kendra. You know, that sex tape she sold herself. Via E! News:

“It bothers me because people are going to judge me and stuff,” Kendra says in a sneak peek of the May 31 season finale of her E! show. “I just hope to God nobody looks at me like a porn star or something. I just hope they don’t press play because that’s not me. I mean, that was me, but that’s not me now.”
Of course, the “me now” part refers to Kendra being a wife and new mom, a fact she wishes the ex-boyfriend who sold the footage they made together when she was 18 had taken into consideration…
“It broke my heart because how can you do that when I have a baby?” laments Kendra. “I have a kid. I have a husband. It just sucks. It’s the hardest thing to deal with right now, and it’s hard on Hank [Baskett]. It’s hard on him because it involves another guy and it’s hard on him because of our son.”

Yes, how dare he rope you into a financially lucrative situation that you masterminded in the first place? I mean, doesn’t he realize you have a son who’s going to find out his mom brokered a cock-filled trilogy of these things including one with a chick? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?

I now defer all commentary to the pic above. “AAAAHHHHH.”


  1. Hecubus

    Is …. is she a giant??

  2. obz

    jezus, is this all it takes to satisfy a playboy model? woohoo i’m moving to California cause i seem to have a monster in my pants.

  3. Claudette

    Now I know why she went on to black guys! LOL! I feel sorry for her kid… and maybe a little sorry for her husband, but I mean she was with HH, sooo…. truly pathetic though

    PS That guy should’ve been, or SHOULD be embarrassed to show this tape with his dick in it! LOL, what a joke!

  4. captain america

    …………………….for “AGED” americans that is.

  5. In defense of Kendra, people who watch reality television continues to believe Paris Hilton is a real person, so no surprise that she cries for her sex tape "to break her heart" at the end of the season Kendra.

  6. GeorgeWBush

    Well, the sex tape was leaked last night on the net and is already hitting every warez site. Tape is only 26:54min long and initial copies were in .flv format. But as of this time, you can get .avi files too. Pretty good quality. On the ranking of US celeb sex tape, 1.Pam Anderson, 2. Kendra, 3.Erin Andrews 4.Paris Hilton, 5.Kim Kardashion

  7. Yeah Right!

    Kendra loves pimps, first Hef and now Hank and now she is a Pimp to baby Hank. She can’t be alone or else she will go back to her drugging and ho’ing. The baby was due to unprotected sex. Nonetheless, very cute and she is marry now. Hank is a good guy, but I’m not fool, famewhore too, or else why do the show? just to show off their ‘Trashtastic’ lifestyle.

    You will see, now that she has $$$ she will have a make-over to regain her Playboy body, lipo, stretchmarks lasered (when she lifted her shirt on the show, her belly was full of them, so her tabloid covers are Fake), and the nosejob she’s always wanted, and she will turn into a ‘Kardashian/Hilton type.’ This is just the beginning! Soon enough she will tired of Hank and hit the ho stroll.

    The end is never good for these Playboy types, just look at Pamela Anderson,Shauna Sands and Anna Nicole. sad, sad, sad, they just stay on the Ho stroll and single forever! She even said herself I have nothing else but ‘being a celebrity’

    • Cameron

      You are an idiot. Everyone has a past and teasing and condemning her doesn’t change the fact that she has come through a lot of BULLSHIT and is makng a life for herself. I bet you live in hicksville USA and eat shit all day

  8. Wigger meat

    She’s not only a WIGGER, but also a HYPOCRITE. She tried to sell the tape of her sucking & f*cking the pillsbury dough boy herself; now she’s all “upset & outraged”? What a HYPOCRITE…

  9. anonymus

    that’s a tiny cock. damn.

    even asians have bigger cocks than that

  10. peet

    What’s all this talk about him being small? What about her? With a small guy like that how’d she get so roomy? @ 18? Must have had A LOT of experience. I takes YEARS of banging to stretch out that much.

  11. hee hee!

    I think that it is jealous guys saying he is small and her lady parts look weird. It is these kind of comments why she prob even had the boobs put in the first place! So, now you say you like her small boobs but have labia surgery? GUYS r RETARDS!

    2 normal folks having normal sex on a waterbed. If you look different than them, it is YOU that has deformed genitals.

    FYI: a women is normally small down there but when we are EXCITED we tend to get puffy and open up. If you are staring at little dry vaginas, well, that is YOUR fault!

    Vivid is a media whore exploiting Kendra’s fame and I doubt the pre orders were that high when folks know they will be able to download it for free.

    Kendras porn tape is a mere boring 10 min sex romp.

    • Alisa

      Well said! I agree. Lots of dumb ignorant comments being made. Probably just zit faced fat guys watching porn on their computers with no life!

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  13. yessir

    He’s small? Are you shitting me? It’s no mandingo dick but that an average dick at least. I don’t think you’ve seen a small dick before and if you haven’t, your fucking dudes straight out of the Congo on the regular.

  14. that was me, but that’s not me now.” haha…

  15. that was me, but that’s not me now.” haha…

  16. Jenny

    Small???? that’s not small at all guys…….that’s average, maybe even above! Small is 4 inches or less, most of you guys that say he’s small are probably smaller!

  17. Alisa

    Kendra isawesome. It sucks that this duche ex boyfriend is hating on her now that she finally has her shit together. AND FYI. She DID NOT shop around her video. Her ex boyfriend is saying she did but he just wants some fucking publicity cuz he’s a LAME. Why on earth would he want to show people himself having sex WITH A MINNIE DICK….LMAO

  18. Alisa

    She was only 18 and with her boyfriend she thought she woud marry one day. It’s not her fault he became asshole ad is jealous of her new life. GOOD FOR HER!! She has maued so muc since then and deserves sme happiness, she had a hard ass life…anyone see her THS. GIrl had sme eal problems but came out the other side doing well fo herself and anyone to put her down for THAT, is an idiot.

  19. uhmm

    wow you guys are so mean, leave her alone… Everyone makes mistakes and has different views and morals at different times in their lives and sure she made some mistakes but she is a mom now so leave her alone

  20. Misty

    It was a mistake big deal, it happened way before playboy. Just because she posed for playboy doesn’t mean she’s a slut or stupid shit like that. So how about you all just shut the fuck up and find something better to do with your time other than sitting around on your high horses. She’s human and the guy that sold the video is just a low life bottom feeder that wanted his 15 minutes of fame. She’s a good mother and wife so don’t judge her for something she did in her past.

  21. northamerica
    Commented on this photo:

    love that cock kendra

  22. sun kiss:)

    she is a porno guys

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