Kendra’s season finale will be full of shit

In Kendra’s defense, people who watch reality TV still think Paris Hilton is an actual person, so it shouldn’t be surprising that she cries about her sex tape “breaking her heart” on the season finale of Kendra. You know, that sex tape she sold herself. Via E! News:

“It bothers me because people are going to judge me and stuff,” Kendra says in a sneak peek of the May 31 season finale of her E! show. “I just hope to God nobody looks at me like a porn star or something. I just hope they don’t press play because that’s not me. I mean, that was me, but that’s not me now.”
Of course, the “me now” part refers to Kendra being a wife and new mom, a fact she wishes the ex-boyfriend who sold the footage they made together when she was 18 had taken into consideration…
“It broke my heart because how can you do that when I have a baby?” laments Kendra. “I have a kid. I have a husband. It just sucks. It’s the hardest thing to deal with right now, and it’s hard on Hank [Baskett]. It’s hard on him because it involves another guy and it’s hard on him because of our son.”

Yes, how dare he rope you into a financially lucrative situation that you masterminded in the first place? I mean, doesn’t he realize you have a son who’s going to find out his mom brokered a cock-filled trilogy of these things including one with a chick? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?

I now defer all commentary to the pic above. “AAAAHHHHH.”