Kendra’s season finale will be full of shit

May 26th, 2010 // 79 Comments

In Kendra’s defense, people who watch reality TV still think Paris Hilton is an actual person, so it shouldn’t be surprising that she cries about her sex tape “breaking her heart” on the season finale of Kendra. You know, that sex tape she sold herself. Via E! News:

“It bothers me because people are going to judge me and stuff,” Kendra says in a sneak peek of the May 31 season finale of her E! show. “I just hope to God nobody looks at me like a porn star or something. I just hope they don’t press play because that’s not me. I mean, that was me, but that’s not me now.”
Of course, the “me now” part refers to Kendra being a wife and new mom, a fact she wishes the ex-boyfriend who sold the footage they made together when she was 18 had taken into consideration…
“It broke my heart because how can you do that when I have a baby?” laments Kendra. “I have a kid. I have a husband. It just sucks. It’s the hardest thing to deal with right now, and it’s hard on Hank [Baskett]. It’s hard on him because it involves another guy and it’s hard on him because of our son.”

Yes, how dare he rope you into a financially lucrative situation that you masterminded in the first place? I mean, doesn’t he realize you have a son who’s going to find out his mom brokered a cock-filled trilogy of these things including one with a chick? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?

I now defer all commentary to the pic above. “AAAAHHHHH.”

Photo: Vivid.com
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  1. Lord

    Man, im gonna download this and fap at light speed!

  2. AZrock

    Sad little ho-bag…
    wow first…

  3. Skittles

    Small penis.

  4. HAHAHAH

    HAHAHH still wearing WHITE ATHLETIC TUBE SOCKS!

  5. cc

    Look Kendra, you are a brainless slut, so just SHUT UP!

  6. Alexis Skye

    Well, okay.

  7. I thought she said she doesn’t do anal or Bj’s Man Im getting a raw deal here. WHAT! yes Kendra I have hank Jr have a good time hanging with your ex at the playboy mansion!

  8. Toolboy

    This coming from a woman who tossed Hugh Hefner’s dusty, Lanacaine smelling salad for a couple of YEARS. If you’re going to fuck on tape, then FUCK ON TAPE, but don’t be a whiny hypocrite. Oh, and stop laughing, you are horrible at it.

  9. Not Huge ,But Dam

    If you were Justin Frye, would you sell a video like this that shows how tiny your penis is??

  10. cc

    Hahahah ‘I hope no one presses play’. What an idiot. She calls herself a celebrity? She may be somewhat famous, but she’s not a ‘celebrity’. Good to know you can be a whore AND still see yourself as a celebrity.

    I laugh at the idiot that married her. What a fucking moron.

  11. Max

    Cocksucker! So bitch…

  12. Jack

    AWESOME! I just KNEW there was someone out there with a dick smaller than mine!

  13. dozat

    This video MUST be old. She was still into white guys.

  14. rickardo

    wow. she’s on some skinny dong. hilarious!

  15. Chris

    I don’t get the whole “omg I’m a mom” thing. She posed for Playboy.. damage done.

  16. mamamiasweetpeaches

    You know what I say? I say “Do Her A Favor”, Folks. DONT buy the video! She will be “screwed” right n proper when she DOESNT make any profit from this thing!

    I know a few of you are gonna find a way to watch it for free. Okay. But dont let her ever see a cent of your money!

  17. bez

    im sorry i kind of feel bad 4 her cuz it jus comes down 2 sum low life dumb fuck ex who envys sum1s career 2 make them look awesome by showin sum shit they did 2gether she was jus dumb for doin any of that shit, my conclusion is sum people are jus knob jockeys. so now hes jus sum scum prob still lives at moms typing im 2 his scum friends.. look what i did heheeehee GAY

  18. melrae

    is the dude wearing socks? Erotic!!

  19. melrae

    is the dude wearing socks? Erotic!!

  20. Do I have to see it? :)
    I wouldn’t…

  21. tessa

    Say “hard on” more…

  22. Tek

    Kind of reminds me of Kim Kardashian crying on her show about the sextape. Why sell it in the first place then, you stupid cunt? Oh right, you just want the money and fame without the criticism right? GTFOH!

  23. JonnyTopside

    Nom- Nom- Nom Cock gobbler.

  24. Lame

    Its how you became ‘famous’ bitch. Also for sleeping/living with the CryptKeeper.

    You slept and stripped your way to fame dont give us this ‘you dont deserve this treatment’ bullshit.

    You are a skank (a pretty hot one at 18 mind you.)

  25. me

    is that a woman’s thumb in the bottom left corner? otherwise that dude has disgusting fingernails…

  26. Fruit Loop

    “That was me then, I mean like, I used to suck my boyfriend off like 24/7. I used to take it in any hole and do ANYTHING my boyfriend wanted, I mean like any pervy thing, like, I’m so serious you dont even know. I kept my boyfriends balls so drained back then, that they looked like little shriveled up raisens, teehee. But I’m not like that anymore, it’s just not the person I am now. ”

    “I’ve matured so much since my wild days. Now when Hank wants a little yank, or to get frisky, I tell him he’s just thinking with his dick, and that I have a headache. Like a proper mom should!”

  27. Yo Bro'

    Why put a star over a pic of Kendra sucking someone’s thumb or big toe? Nothing NSFW about that. Oh wait, don’t tell me that’s some honky’s “average size” dick! ROTFLMFAO!!

  28. anon

    Lol I know she was 18 but she can’t get him hard.

  29. wolf5150

    Go ahead Kendra, hold your head high so the moneyshot doesn’t get in your eye!

  30. wolf5150

    Go ahead Kendra, hold your head high so the moneyshot doesn’t get in your eye!

  31. Mama Pinkus

    my dear Kendra, I cannot imagine why anyone would think “porn star” just because you’re sucking dick on camera

  32. bar room hero

    a vid from the pre-mudsharking days…

    She is disgusting, I still remember when she had a grill made, WTF??? She was all talking about how grills are status symbols and shite.

    grills = stupid, they make one look like some kind of ghetto pirate…

  33. hata

    Many of you may have noticed she has excellent marketing sense, see how she worked “sucks” and “hard on” (thrice) into her comments?
    “It broke my heart because how can you do that when I have a baby?” laments Kendra. “I have a kid. I have a husband. It just sucks. It’s the hardest thing to deal with right now, and it’s hard on Hank [Baskett]. It’s hard on him because it involves another guy and it’s hard on him because of our son.”

  34. 7L

    #34 too true. Besides, its not like she looks the same. she looks like some wack ass chick in the video. I wanna see a video with how she looks now.

    Verdict = Pass.

  35. chuck

    I hate her fake fuckin big tits but I see the tape is pre op, damn I’m getting it—-
    well stealing it

  36. Bam

    I think she isn’t being totally truthful, or to the least she’s been coached (she keeps looking to the left, as sign of auditory recall).

  37. mode

    why is she sucking off an 8 year old? or is that really that dude’s dick?

  38. quake

    Hey that’s my penis!

  39. Stephen Hawking

    Torrent link or it never happened.

  40. Megan

    WOW!!! What a tiny Penis. She can do better!

  41. Megan

    WOW!!! What a tiny Penis. She can do better!

  42. Megan

    WOW!!! What a tiny Penis. She can do better!

  43. cc

    I don’t know how her fucking husband gets a hard on for her now. I just think of her fucking some septuagenarian and any life in my member vanishes. Sloppy seconds is one thing, some ancient farts sloppy seconds, no thanks. That goes for you to Brande Roderick (Did you see her Celebrity Apprentice? For a paid cocksucker, she was arrogant.)

  44. DUDE

    I can’t believe her sextape isn’t with a black guy

  45. DUDE

    I can’t believe her sextape isn’t with a black guy

  46. This coming from a woman who tossed salad Lidocaine Hugh Hefner dusty feel for a couple of years.

  47. me

    Whenever I feel down, I just remember that I have a very large penis. And every time I see some short-dicked guy, like in these pictures, it makes me feel that much better about myself. Whee!

  48. bitch PLEASE

    BABY DICK!!!! BABY DICK!!!

  49. Christina

    Hairy, doughy, and has a small dick…. UGH
    I wouldn’t want to suck on that tiny thing.
    I wish all men were thick and had at least 7 inches +.

  50. Poiuyt

    Tape is out finally.

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