Add getting a father-to-be fired to Michael Vick’s list of offenses. The Philadelphia Eagles have cut Kendra Wilkinson’s husband Hank Baskett just months before the two are due to have a baby boy. Us Magazine reports:
The Philadelphia Eagles released the star receiver, 27, to make room for Michael Vick on the team’s 53-man roster.
The team said on its Web site that Vick, who had been on the exempt list, will begin practicing with the team on Wednesday. (Vick can’t play in the first two regular-season games as a penalty for participating in a dogfighting ring.)
Of course, Kendra and Hank will be fine. Provided Hugh Hefner doesn’t drop dead or no longer wants his diaper changed by a topless woman with ginormous tits, so maybe update that resume.
Scope Out Pics from Kendra’s Playmate Baby Shower
Que | September 16, 2009 at 10:38 am
Que no $$ in back to huf.
Don Oven | September 16, 2009 at 10:42 am
I know they just write this kind of stuff because it sounds better, but on what planet was Hank Baskett ever a “star receiver?” Eagles fans never even heard of the guy until they found out he was dating the dumb blond from that Hefner show.
Peter Pumpkin Eater | September 16, 2009 at 10:42 am
Vick should never be allowed to play football again…
abba | September 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
Ouch dude…could be worse though, he could be married to some skank that made her career off a creepy half-retarded laugh, fake tits and her midnight rendezvous with surely the sole living survivor of the ‘Titanic’…oh wait.
Max Planck | September 16, 2009 at 10:47 am
She’s gonna get the “hump ‘n’ dump” real soon.
He won’t be around for the first diaper change.
yoyolol | September 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
she is really beautiful, I like her dress!!
Crusty | September 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
At 6’4″, 200 pounds and with decent speed, Baskett will catch on with another team within a few weeks, especially given the pounding receivers take these days.
He may even be signed to the Eagles’ practice squad.
Or he can spend his days playing motorboat with Kendra’s boobies. Regardless, he’ll be OK.
sixpack | September 16, 2009 at 10:53 am
Uh, he is not a “star” receiver. His claim to fame is shooting sperm up this gem’s puss.
IKE | September 16, 2009 at 10:56 am
Not a bad claim to fame, sixpack. I wouldn’t mind claiming that as my fame a few times.
antediluvian | September 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
kendra,what a fucking woofter. man she’s got to be the most dumbest and most irritating bitch on the face of the planet. I pity the poor fucker that lobbed his mickey into that dog. Not if the future of humanity depended on it would I consummate with that plastic blow up doll. I weep for the future of her child. Poor thing. The state should intervene and remove the child from her and out into a foster home. As they say you need a license to own a dog….
tuberculosis | September 16, 2009 at 11:15 am
It’s actually Donovan’s fault:
http://www.donovansfault.com
noogaloopagus | September 16, 2009 at 11:32 am
“Star receiver,” hardly. btw you don’t replace a receiver with a quarterback. Probably something that the writer didn’t lean ’cause they don’t teach that in Marching Band. Let me guess…clarinet?
Cash | September 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
‘Star receiver?’ Who the hell are they kidding? If he were a star anything, he wouldn’t be getting shit canned to make room for a dog murderer everyone pretty much fucking hates. Pretty sad, hope he’s not punching his frustration out on his plastic wife. Then again, that sort of shit might just convince the managers he’s Eagles material afterall.
Carlos | September 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
Star receivers don’t get cut. Out-of-work pro athletes whose next career option is Subway sandwich artist do get divorced. Enjoy the playboy poon while you can, Hank. You’ll be banging skanks at sports bars by the end of next year.
loonloon | September 16, 2009 at 11:34 am
Actually they cut him becuase they picked up jeff garcia. If Mcnabb did not get hurt they wouldnt signed garcia. So its not Vick fault. It’s mcnabb.
gotmilk? | September 16, 2009 at 11:39 am
the fact that her side boob is spilling out of both her sports bra and shirt is a clue that she should probably put on a tshirt.
TVD | September 16, 2009 at 11:41 am
Maybe Chicago will sign him. Our receivers suck too so it should be a perfect fit.
aal | September 16, 2009 at 11:43 am
ummm…. actually baskett was canned to make room for jeff garcia.
and baskett was a 3rd stringer anyway.
i surely can not stand the eagles anyway, however.
jake_ryan_hot | September 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm
These are some of the funniest comments I’ve read in a long time. 10, 13 and 14 made me laugh at my desk. What the fuck is a “woofter”? Don’t know, but it suits her.
pardo pardo | September 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Guess the Eagles figured there were too many dog lovers on the team, eh?
gondola driver | September 16, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Actually, they cut him to make room for Roethlisberger
The Dude | September 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I’ve had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
mahogma | September 16, 2009 at 1:21 pm
WOW! I didn’t realize they were still together. I blame Don Henley.
Taxi Driver | September 16, 2009 at 1:22 pm
SCREEEECHHHHHH!
sin | September 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm
HAHAHAHA…She now has to support an unemployed black man while pregnant. I thought she lived in LA, not Arkansas.
The Dude | September 16, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@ 24.
LOL.
The Dude abides.
s3nnin | September 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Where is this story coming from, he was cut to make room for JEFF GARCIA, vick already had a spot on the roster.
Lets not mention that he was one of the worst receiver on the eagles. Check his numbers, it was a no brainer that he be cut.
Coach | September 16, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Actually Jeff Garcia was cut to make room for Shawn Merriman
Strange Botwin | September 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I got on to blast the line about “star wide-receiver,” but see I was beaten to the punch, like 9 times, well done Superficial. It was from US Magazine though, so whoever wrote it was probably a women, or gay and they didn’t know any better.
otto | September 16, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@5, what are you kidding, dude? he just got fired and his only ticket to $$$ is that chick who banged hugh hefner. he’ll do anything but leave her at this point.
colt13 | September 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm
#13, if that were true, the Bengals would sign him.
Herman | September 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Anyone else think this chick looks kinda fat?
Darth | September 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Despite 2008 was his best year.He’s free to catch on with other teams.
Rhialto | September 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
@33
That fast it’s going in top sport.
sloane | September 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
i love how all you “manly men” are talking shit and making fun of the girls, gays or band nerds who MUST have screwed this story up.
IF YOU’RE SO MUCH OFF A MAN – WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE SUPERFICIAL?! think about it….
See Alice | September 16, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Kendra bail now . The money is gone and tensions are going to mount !
mimi | September 16, 2009 at 4:26 pm
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THEY FIRED BASKETT SO THAT SCUM NIGGER THAT SHOULDNT EVEN BE ALLOWED TO BREATHE CAN TAKE HIS SPOT?????? THIS IS EXACTLY WHY AMERICA IS FULL OF SHIT. CLAIMING TO BE ALL ANIMAL RIGHTS AND SHYT MEANWHILE THEY CONTRADICT THEMSELVES BY LETTING THIS DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY AGAIN????????????
so i didn’t know we’re actually agreeing to pay an animal killer and willing to accept him back into society nowadays
mimi | September 16, 2009 at 4:27 pm
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THEY FIRED BASKETT SO THAT SCUM NIGGER THAT SHOULDNT EVEN BE ALLOWED TO BREATHE CAN TAKE HIS SPOT?????? THIS IS EXACTLY WHY AMERICA IS FULL OF SHIT. CLAIMING TO BE ALL ANIMAL RIGHTS AND SHYT MEANWHILE THEY CONTRADICT THEMSELVES BY LETTING THIS DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY AGAIN????????????
so i didn’t know we’re actually agreeing to pay an animal killer and willing to accept him back into society nowadays
TheRage | September 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm
wow @ 37 – abusing animals isn’t right, i agree, but being racist isn’t any better!
Lala | September 16, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Everybody knows they cut him to make room for Jeff Garcia. Vick can’t even play til Week 3 and won’t be the backup anyway. He’s a “specialty player.”
Baskett was mediocre anyway.
saywha? | September 16, 2009 at 5:43 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha just in time for hef’s divorce. looks like kendra will applying for a job as one of hef’s wh*res again very soon.
saywha? | September 16, 2009 at 5:44 pm
#39 TheRage
“abusing animals isn’t right, i agree, but being racist isn’t any better!”
are you an idiot? being a racist is way better than abusing animals. not just morally speaking but also legally.
saywha? | September 16, 2009 at 5:45 pm
btw, mimi, you’re an idiot.
mel | September 16, 2009 at 6:08 pm
This is fucking bullshit.
I’m sure some other team will pick him up anyway, but what the fuck.
Who says Vick isn’t going to punish his teammates for poor performance?
hankbasketblows | September 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Who the hell cares aboout Hank Basket? Christ, he fin sucks and got this irritating bitch pregnant. Dumb ass! Ha ha ha ha ha ha….. dumb ass.
mimi | September 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm
ok i didnt mean it in that sense. i wasnt trying to sound racist at all. theres a difference between black people and n****rs. Somebody’s disgusting, low life , scum actions make them hoodlum n****rs. Hank Baskett is also part african american and i didnt say anything bad about him. But if hating Michael Vick for being a disgusting parasite makes me a racist then be it.
LOBO | September 16, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Baskett was underappreciated in Philly, don’t be surprised to see him catching balls from Peyton Manning in a couple of weeks with Anthony Gonzales out 2-6 weeks. Plus, now Hank gets to leave Philadelphia which is, without exageration, the worst city in America and I live in God-forsaken Albuquerque, NM. Also, Kendra has great preggo boobs. I’m out.
LOBO | September 16, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Baskett was underappreciated in Philly, don’t be surprised to see him catching balls from Peyton Manning in a couple of weeks with Anthony Gonzales out 2-6 weeks. Plus, now Hank gets to leave Philadelphia which is, without exageration, the worst city in America and I live in God-forsaken Albuquerque, NM. Also, Kendra has great preggo boobs. I’m out.
techman | September 16, 2009 at 8:14 pm
When I read the title the first thing that came to mind was…huh? I didnt even know he was a musician! LOL
Cartman | September 16, 2009 at 9:05 pm
I hope Chicago picks him up. Jay Cutler needs somebody to throw to besides Devin Hester.
Chicago is home to Playboy too so win/win.