Kendra Wilkinson’s breasts and a midget. True story.

Here’s Kendra Wilkinson doing God-knows-what at the Santa Monica pier yesterday with Wee-Man. I’m inclined to think these pics were staged, but then again, who doesn’t always have a midget handy? Shit, I keep one on me 24/7. *looks in pocket* Not again.. Anyone know where I can find the world’s tiniest shower curtain? No reason.

Photos: Splash News