Former Hugh Hefner prisoner Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt threw a surprise baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson last night because that’s what you do after fondling old man balls together. And this thing had everything! Retardedly huge prego boobs, Holly Madison eating a pickle and, of course, Grandpa Death. Does he want a handjob, or a bowl of prunes? It’s anybody’s guess.
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sixpack | September 10, 2009 at 11:57 am
Please fade into obscurity. You banged Hef and were on TV for 15 minutes. Then you got knocked up by an NFL player. W O W.
wtf | September 10, 2009 at 12:02 pm
and take your annoying ass laugh w/you
abacus | September 10, 2009 at 12:08 pm
She should make certain to home school her kid.
Gemma | September 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm
How can she breast feed with those implants?
gokendra | September 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm
she is fucking awesome – she’s funny and hot and loves sports…
yes her laugh is so annoying you want to pull your hair out – but it’s better than her putting some bullshit airhead laugh on!
glad you can count 15 minutes – she did 5 seasons of the girls next door u moron!
Dirk Diggler | September 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm
She may have had 5 seasons worth of TV, but only 15 minutes of it had any entertainment value.
Max Planck | September 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Animal husbandry.
Jail | September 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Who is more of a moron? The person who can’t count or the person who knows she was on that stupid show for 5 seasons? And, sorry, but her laugh is the epitome of “bullshit airhead laugh”.
Inmate #2648927 | September 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
5 Seasons? Thank god for the mute button.
Lord Vashti | September 10, 2009 at 12:30 pm
nice breasts
tim | September 10, 2009 at 12:46 pm
OH MY HOT F’ING TITS. Thank you for the pics, now I can go to bed happy tonight.
Adam | September 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm
OH DEAR GOD. I think if I drank a glass of milk right now the force of my ejaculation would blow a hole in the wall.
Adam | September 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Oh- and why is a playboy model apparently banging a woolly mammoth in a giant diaper and neck brace? I suppose it was the next step after screwing a fossil.
FACE | September 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm
What a white trash sweathog. Yet another worthless white whore who is made famous by the corrupt and racist media – including this bullshit whiteboy site.
ROUGH daddy | September 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Nothing says hip cat then having your pants under your chest Hef…
Albert Einstein | September 10, 2009 at 1:42 pm
She has large, round, soft breasts.
Silicone may be man’s greatest invention ever.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Is that the face Holly makes when she is putting the tube in her mouth?
Skeeter McPeeter | September 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Can we PLEASE move on from this race traitor bubblehead? Does everything she does have to be covered here? What next a headline of “Kendra Wilkinson sucks hubby’s big black horse cock again”?
Dread not | September 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm
When Kendra’s water breaks, run for the hills! It’s a sign of something, and it ain’t good. It’s a portent that the movie, Idiocracy is real!
Connie | September 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I don’t think it was a surprise. She tweeted about it before it happened:
“Soo excited for my baby shower today!! Cant wait to see what @bunnybridget has planned..cupcakes n pickles please??? lol”
KIKI | September 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm
@ 21 Connie, do you really read this dumb ass skank’s tweets? Kudos to you!
mel | September 10, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@4- It really makes no difference. Look at the anatomy of a breast, you will then understand.
Also, her boobs almost look real now.
Jammy | September 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I thought it was chelsea handler
Name No | September 10, 2009 at 3:00 pm
The babe behind her looks like the dude from Wallace and Gromit.
bobby_da_Perv | September 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm
wow I would like to suck on those massive titties
Brownie | September 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
yeah I am sure the child will look just lovely all mixed up with two subspecies. of course our media pushed this hard – way to subvert the white race and reduce it to a noncultural powerless nonentity. I am sure media owners are proud aren’t they?
Solaera | September 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm
WTF is up with Bridget’s Little Bo Peep hairdo? Christ almighty granny you’re a bit old for that look.
Jesse Jackson | September 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Holy shit….her tits are bigger than her head, but unlike her head, those titties aren’t empty. Milk n silicone, the breakfast of champions. Mmmm….
Reality Check | September 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
#18 & 26 Her husband Hank Baskett has a WHITE mother.
Change your names to Summer’s Eve and Massengill because you’re both DOUCHEBAG BIGOTS.
Congratulations!
Please do the world a favor and eliminate yourself from the human race and gene pool.
Light colored person | September 10, 2009 at 6:14 pm
#29 please do me a favor and stop polluting the atmosphere by breathing. The mere thought that I may have an atom that had once been exhaled from your vile stenching carcass is nauseating.
It seems insane to think that a person is incapable of finding a mate of their own kind. And the children of these two morons will assuredly be ugly. There. I said it.
Pino Colada | September 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Forget her . Lets see pictures of Julai Velotas .
brianna | September 10, 2009 at 6:40 pm
y is she so fat
phineas q. | September 10, 2009 at 7:03 pm
The most surprising thing to me is seeing hugh hefner wearing something that isn’t a robe. Well, that and he’s standing up.
HUH? | September 10, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Am I missing some back history here? Why all the racial slams at her and her presumably black BF? Someone clue me in, please….
cross | September 10, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Damn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her tits r soooooo big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got wood just lookin 4 a sec.
GM | September 10, 2009 at 8:23 pm
yeah. shes a fucking idiot, but i would bone the shit outta her in her current state.
Maybe minus the bulge in the tummy thou.
jp | September 10, 2009 at 8:30 pm
When she gives birth to a little gorilla that has a weird laugh, we can all rejoice.
Julia | September 10, 2009 at 8:30 pm
she certainly is plumping up nicely
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Ted Kennedy | September 10, 2009 at 9:09 pm
She looks like a retahhhd.
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Karri | September 10, 2009 at 10:27 pm
question… how do pregnant women dye/bleach their hair?
isn’t it harmful to the baby?
UPinYA | September 10, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Big like a pickle still gettin’ paid!
Sickitten | September 10, 2009 at 11:26 pm
This girl looks just like a dyke named Dawn from Locust Valley, New York
MRFL01 | September 10, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Go easy on Hugh he’s a living legend, the Master Pimp living the American dream. Rock on Hugh do your thing.
johnny | September 11, 2009 at 1:21 am
dude, her head is HUGE!! wtf? does that usually happen during pregnancy?
Thats pathetic | September 11, 2009 at 3:06 am
Can you imagine how screwed up her child(ren) will be when they find out mommy fucked an 80 yr old corpse, while in her 20′s.
estetik cerrahi | September 11, 2009 at 5:33 am
pretty pregnant..