Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first child, according to E!’s Mark Malkin:

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together,” she just told me. “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

Let’s put this news into more relevant forms based on gender.

Guys: Breasts get big. Soon.

Ladies: Kendra found a man and gets to have a baby which proves implants are always the right decision. Always.

I think I’ve made a difference here today.

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