Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant

June 10th, 2009 // 70 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first child, according to E!’s Mark Malkin:

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together,” she just told me. “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

Let’s put this news into more relevant forms based on gender.

Guys: Breasts get big. Soon.

Ladies: Kendra found a man and gets to have a baby which proves implants are always the right decision. Always.

I think I’ve made a difference here today.

Photo: WENN
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  1. Que

    Que unexpected!

  2. steffen

    first!

  3. rocket scientist

    Pregnant lady in a hot tub… Brilliant. We are talking about Kendra, though.

  4. i hate clowns

    fantastic. with that body, not surprising. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuDMOGfXHSc

  5. Vanessa

    Bleh, Hairy shoulders!

    When I was watching the show, I could tell that even he finds her annoying.

  6. Vanessa

    Bleh, Hairy shoulders!

    When I was watching the show, I could tell that even he finds her annoying.

  7. havoc

    “Outpouring of support from fans….”

    mkay…

    .

  8. Dumbest kid……………EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. G&T

    I don’t blame him for marrying her, but having a child with her is simply going too far.
    There goes another investigation by Child Protection Services.
    Could they actually make a ruling prior to the actual birth of the child?
    They should…

  10. MDR

    poor kid gonna have silicone for brains

  11. Photoshop Police

    kid might end up being a genius. could be a recessive gene.

  12. dk

    Well, another ” rich ” athlete knocks up a stripper fane whore, shocking. Do guys ever invision what these pigs are gonna look like 20+ years later, ugly. Look at the bitches mother. Wake up idiots.

  13. havoc

    The upside is her tits will be even more blue veiny….

    .

  14. Zanna

    Everyone out of the gene pool!

  15. Max Planck

    OINK, oink.

  16. Deacon Jones

    GOD DAMN IT!!!

  17. Liz

    #14, I see what you did there, and I like it.

  18. Max Planck

    A reception for the possible father’s of the expectant child is being held at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

  19. Zanna

    @5 – I know…and her LAUGH….it makes my ears bleed.

  20. the assman will pass. i am the assman.

  21. Jorge "No Chin" Posada

    Her tits will be almost as big as Alex’s after steroids…opps, did I say that out loud?

  22. Guys Check out the NSFW photos ;)

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    Enjoy ;)

  23. Guys Check out the NSFW photos ;)

    http://captain-hash.mybrute.com

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    Enjoy ;)

  24. me 2

    Ladies: Kendra found a man and gets to have a baby which proves implants are always the right decision. Always.

    Hopefully the ladies who read your blog are not one in the same with hopeful American mothers-to-be.

    If you read gossip blogs on any kind of regular basis, you are not ready to procreate. Period.

  25. The good news is that we are seeing a normal relationship between a man and a woman, which is exactly the way the Lord God intended.

    The bad news is that it’s a shame that the kid is going to be a bastard and faces a lifetime of being shunned.

  26. dahhh

    names?

    weaver, wess ,bread?

  27. Another blowjob gone horribly wrong…

  28. genetic lottery

    Well so much for the blonde genes. This child will be hideous. Whither whitey.

  29. ArseHo

    Anexio, go fuck yourself.
    Hank’s not too bad but the girlie strawberry daiquiri makes me want to punch him.

  30. Don

    Boobs are going to get bigger. Like Christina Aguilera. That is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome.

  31. dirk

    Can you imagine the whopper jugs she’ll have soon? God, I’d suck the saline flavored milk out of those fun bags like an etheopian baby.

  32. Kimbo's limp

    Welcome to the stage: Sexual Milk Chocolate!

  33. stoppedcaringalongtimeago.

    seriously, guys?

    The baby won’t be that bad, i mean kendra, OBVIOUSLY acts like that for attention. The baby won’t turn out to have silicone, for brains :) it will turn out, to be close to just like her. and really who are you to judge her baby, it could turn out perfectally normal! let’s try not to jinx it! :)

  34. jhonny!

    seriously, guys?

    The baby won’t be that bad, i mean kendra, OBVIOUSLY acts like that for attention. The baby won’t turn out to have silicone, for brains :) it will turn out, to be close to just like her. and really who are you to judge her baby, it could turn out perfectally normal! let’s try not to jinx it! :)

  35. do you think her breast-milk will taste a little plasticy ?

  36. Matthew

    god kendra is so hot and wellcome to the milf club kendra your the hottest girls next door than the other two

  37. @5 you’re smoking crack, her shoulders aren’t hairy. Do you mean her tits are veiny?

    P.S. If your sense of humor is damaged, consider whether or not you think I’m serious…

  38. Why is Vin Diesel in the pool with this plastic-titted whore?

  39. Joe Pegleg

    The rat and the hippo.

  40. MrChips

    “expecting their first baby together…” You mean there’s going to be more retarded spawn? Anyone see “Idiocracy?”

  41. Congratulations to the couple…So is this the end of the adventures of the stripper pole..? http://blog.redcarpetlingerie.com/2009/06/kendra-spinoff-success/

  42. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Isnt that cute? She thinks she has “fans”!

  43. Amy

    #12 You’re a freaking idiot. Not everyone is obsessed with how someone will look in 20+ years. In 20+ years, he’ll be old and have a flacid penis…that’s life. He’ll buy viagra, and she’ll get a tummy tuck. Aging sucks, but we’ve all got to do it. Best that we have someone to grow old with together. Quit watching so much tv.

    But besides that…baby is coming too soon. Damn.

  44. Faragut

    typical fucking mudshark.

  45. ROUGH daddy mvp

    She’s going to ruin that bod, stop with the congats even roaches have kidz…

  46. mikeock

    Botox forehead.

  47. livingjetlag

    Hope that hot tub shot is a file photo. If not, she’s cooking that little baby into a Toxic Avenger-esque little CHUDling. As if the poor kid didn’t have enough challenges ahead of him/her already…

  48. DCMikeRotch

    FALSE ALARM. She only had a meth pipe lodged in her cervix…

  49. Yeah, it’ll be curious to see how she gets her figure back into shape. Baskett is a complete no-name receiver who knew what to do, and take it to the bank. Probably should have slipped her the pill or something though. Now he won’t get to have the sex he prefers for a while.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  50. shankyouverymuch

    This women is the saddest, most vacuously stupid ‘Reality Show Celeb’ yet

    She is a living walking cliche

    Plenty of botox, chemical-balls for tits, who knows what else?

    A hastilly picked boyfriend – (Nigger athlete of coarse)

    Now she’s pregnant!

    Yahooooo …

    This my friends is a SUPER recipe for a long successful life & career-

    Predictions for Kendra’s future, 3 to 5 years from now …

    Divorced, two or more mulatto kids, & living in “Kendra who” complete obscurity … :O(

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