Kendra Wilkinson is almost as smart as your dog

If you’ve ever seen The Girls Next Door you know Kendra Wilkinson might be legally retarded. But just in case you had your doubts, she posted an unintelligible rant on her website saying:

“I want you guys to know that I know that this fantasy land I live now doesn’t last forever and I now that and thats why i go to school. This can all go away in the blink of an eye so I am also using this situation to save money for my future. Oh yeah and what you see on tv is not always the truth by the way even if its a reallity show.”

If you sped through that your brain might have filled in all the mistakes with words that make sense and are spelled right. If you went through it slowly you most likely never made it out the end. I’d send a rescue team to get you, but we’ve lost enough men as it is.