Kendra Wilkinson & Holly Madison in Bikinis

Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas on Saturday, and it’s nice to see Kendra return to (partially) serving the purpose Hugh Hefner created her for. Seriously, she’s been practically walking around in a beekeeper outfit these days, and I’m pretty sure Hugh didn’t grow her in a lab just to hear her thoughts on child-rearing. Which reminds me, why didn’t he sterilize these things during the bleaching process? Or is building an Aryan army of big-titted sex slaves already pushing the limits of playing God? Because I could see that being the case. if you like to half-ass shit. C’mon!

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