Kendra Wilkinson hearts guns

April 7th, 2009 // 35 Comments

- Kendra Wilkinson posted pics of herself at the shooting range. Somewhere, Glenn Beck just grew a boner then immediately started crying and called it a socialist. [Kendra Wilkinson]

- Jessica Alba demonstrates how to go from super-hot actress to boring woman who’s always at the park because no one wants to hire you. But at least she got the part before Lindsay Lohan who now has to settle for “Inevitably Dead in a Dumpster Girl.” [Just Jared]

- Hugh Jackman hands out toys at a children’s hospital. Oh, yeah, well I suffocated some old people in a retirement home. Who’s bringing sweet blissful joy to others now, Jackman? In your face! [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Russell Crowe turns 45 and celebrates by eating an entire kangaroo. He’ll say it’s method acting, but his next role is a Holocaust survivor.* Nice try. [Radar]

- J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek reboot is apparently full of attractive fellows. Unfortunately, ladies, you’ll have to battle 45-year-old men in Picard jammies to get at them. (Hint: Flash your vagina. They’ll think it’s a Klingon and run for cover, or faint at the sight of their first one. Either way.) [Pink is the New Blog]

*Possibly not true.

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  1. She has the same look Private Pyle had on his face right before he put a rifle in his mouth and blew his brains all over the bathroom wall.

  2. She has the same look Private Pyle had on his face right before he put a rifle in his mouth and blew his brains all over the bathroom wall.

  3. Tom K

    This wigger bitch is practicing self defense for when her black husband comes home from a long night of drug use and gay sex and decides to take his anger out on her ugly face. Aim high little wigger bitch if you pull the trigger it makes the bad people go away.

  4. Lori

    “Glenn Beck just grew a boner then immediately started crying and called it a socialist”…..

    That is one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a long time!! [

  5. EUROPEAN girls prefer DILDO’s instead.
    be honest: WHO YOU PREFER?

  6. Cash

    Which one is Glenn Beck? Is he the one that talks to himself and pretends to be doing phone interviews? Or is that Mark Henry? I can’t keep track of all those assholes, so I just listen to Dennis Miller.

    And Kendra, really, a Ruger? I mean I guess it is better then posing with a fucking Glock like every other celebrity looking to flash some 2nd amendment cred does these days.

  7. Twinkie

    Who the fuck is Kendra Wilson?

  8. I’d shoot her in the face… with my spunk.

  9. Glenn

    @Gunman – I think you are forgetting about the Ruger 10/22 – the most popular .22 rifle in the world.

  10. Jules

    Ditto Glenn…love my 10/22

    Kendra, darling, finger OFF the trigger while posing for pictures, okay? But I will give you credit for pointing downrange…good girl.

  11. Gunman

    It’s popular. Not sure if it’s the most popular (Savage has sold a few…), but it’s definitely up there.

    I, personally, own a Mini. It’s not terrible… which isn’t to say it’s good.

    If you want to keep the kicking down, hand her an AR-15…

    (I know… it’s an indoors range, and they need to go .22 rimfire…)

    The main point of the post, of course, is: I DON’T CARE IF IT’S A BLUNDERBUSS, IT’S HOT TO SEE GOOD LOOKING CHICKS BURNING POWDER…

    ;)

  12. Megs

    Nugent / Beck 2012!!

  13. celeb

    I seldom check her news if without the breaking news on NY MAGAZINE, it is reported her da ting profile is found on C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M by her fan.

  14. flyin

    oooo, guns! So good for shooting up the estranged wife AND the kids or maybe the nursing home or the immigrant center, that’s always a good one. Or maybe the college! Sweet!

  15. Fred

    If you zoom in far enough, the target says “suburban dork.”

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