Kendra Wilkinson hearts guns

- Kendra Wilkinson posted pics of herself at the shooting range. Somewhere, Glenn Beck just grew a boner then immediately started crying and called it a socialist. [Kendra Wilkinson]

- Jessica Alba demonstrates how to go from super-hot actress to boring woman who’s always at the park because no one wants to hire you. But at least she got the part before Lindsay Lohan who now has to settle for “Inevitably Dead in a Dumpster Girl.” [Just Jared]

- Hugh Jackman hands out toys at a children’s hospital. Oh, yeah, well I suffocated some old people in a retirement home. Who’s bringing sweet blissful joy to others now, Jackman? In your face! [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Russell Crowe turns 45 and celebrates by eating an entire kangaroo. He’ll say it’s method acting, but his next role is a Holocaust survivor.* Nice try. [Radar]

- J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek reboot is apparently full of attractive fellows. Unfortunately, ladies, you’ll have to battle 45-year-old men in Picard jammies to get at them. (Hint: Flash your vagina. They’ll think it’s a Klingon and run for cover, or faint at the sight of their first one. Either way.) [Pink is the New Blog]

*Possibly not true.