Kendra Wilkinson has a bachelorette party

- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might as well not even be there. [Celebslam]

- Heidi Klum is getting her own Barbie doll. — Anyone know how many Barbies it take to fill up a standard size bathtub? No reason. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Angelina Jolie is just like a refugee mom. Only 100 billion times richer. [Just Jared]

- Nicky Hilton says Paris is “doing fabulous” after breaking up with Doug. And by fabulous she means Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis. [ICYDK]

- Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest? Why not? He’s secretly gay, and she’s a fake lesbian. They’re already not having sex like a married couple. [PopSugar]

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