Kendra Wilkinson leaves for honeymoon

Newlyweds Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Basket were spotted at LAX Sunday as they prepared to fly to St. Lucia for their honeymoon. I love how Kendra’s shirt reads “High Maintenance Bride.” Because what’s more attractive then a woman who lets you know she’s going to be an unbelievable bitch that you can’t escape without forking over 75% of your money in alimony and child support? No, really, I’d be aroused right now if I wasn’t hiding under my desk praying for cancer before a pair of fake tits tricks me down the aisle. (Don’t get any ideas, ladies.)

Photos: Mavrix