A pregnant Kendra Wilkinson has learned a lesson from watching the Gosselin family implode on national TV. E! News reports:
Kendra says their baby, due on Christmas Day, probably won’t be on camera too much if she and Baskett continue starring in reality television. That is a lesson she learned from tuning in for Jon & Kate Plus 8.
“We don’t watch that anymore,” Kendra tells me. “I watched back when it was good and they weren’t all Hollywood.”
She continued, “I feel bad for the kids. If we do have a show, none of that’s going to happen…I want to be able to spend quality time with my child and not really give the world too much.”
So for the record, back when Kendra watched the show when “it was good,” was that before or after giving Hugh Hefner a contractually obligated handjob between diaper changes? Just out of curiosity.
Que | July 22, 2009 at 11:46 am
Que pot and kettle (or future).
Duuude | July 22, 2009 at 11:49 am
Wow. Great story. Isn’t Amy Winehouse probably doing something more newsworthy than this?
RichPort's Ghost | July 22, 2009 at 11:50 am
It would be pretty freakin’ funny if each of her kids had eight kids… she’d be a grandmother of 64 by the age of 45.
Tim | July 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
She may be an airheaded playboy bunny….but she’s right!
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
Sorry Kendra, nobody cares.
Harold | July 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
To make the assumption that the decrepit immortal vampire that is Hugh Hefner still even remembers what sex, or even a handjob, is – is beyond naïve. I would venture that his penis fell off and broke apart into dark matter dust particles at least a millennium ago.
Spaceman | July 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
Bimbowhore ‘feels’ for these kids? Oh man, that’s rich!
Can’t wait for her spawn to find out that Mommy slept with old man and fondled his shriveled balls for money and publicity.
Keep it klassy, Kendra.
Trash.
Brian | July 22, 2009 at 11:59 am
Bimbowhore ‘feels’ for these kids? Oh man, that’s rich!
Can’t wait for her spawn to find out that Mommy slept with old man and fondled his shriveled balls for money and publicity.
Keep it klassy, Kendra.
Trash.
Aunt Milly | July 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I swear that middle girl has a touch of the mongoloids!
Danklin24 | July 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Sad bad Kendra will make a better parent han either of the douchy Gosselins
Danklin24 | July 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Sadbut kendra will make a better parent han either of the douchy Gosselins
George Lawrence | July 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Is it just me or does anybody else think some good anal spelunking would sort Kate out.
George Lawrence | July 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Is it just me or does anybody else think some good anal spelunking would sort Kate out.
George Lawrence | July 22, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Is it just me or does anybody else think some good anal spelunking would sort Kate out.
mel | July 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm
If her baby was due Christmas day she would not know the sex of it already.
Beavis | July 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm
It’s bad when Kendra Wilkinson starts making sense. Queue horsemen of the apocalypse.
Tanyaonya | July 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm
http://www.jimastyle.com
i love kendra, and totally agree with whatshe said.
Tanyaonya | July 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
i love kendra and totally agree with what she said.
JaidenPaidIN | July 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Kendra “…doesn’t want to give the world to much”
No Worries! Go ahead and keep the baby in a box in the closet.
I’ll take the Tits, Ass and Poo-nannie shots you’ve blessed us with over the past couple years.
Fair trade-off.
Chef | July 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Why she still wearin her wedding ring?
Narcissist | July 22, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@ 9 – Not surprising!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoloid_race
Hold on Kendra. The show can be good again. It can be the biggest show eva. EVA!
Here are some ideas:
“KATE PLUS 10 AND COUNTING”
Jon and his skank Hailey move in with Kate and the kids, and Kate has to clean up after and take care of all of them. There could be situations like Jon passed out stoned/drunk in a pond of his own urine and feces, Hailey wearing Kates clothes and stretching them out because they’re too small for her, Jon and Hailey fucking in Kates bed and passing out there for days, the kids playing in a snow drift in July, which turns out to be Haileys Cocaine-Diet supply.
Jon and Hailey are snorting fertility drugs, and Hailey gets knocked up with octuplets. That sets up the next season, where Kate has to take care of those too.
Also, during all this Kate has to run back and forth through an obstacle course to get to her family. The course could be similar to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge/Takeshi’s Castle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sff2UQFumBQ&feature=related
Season Three, Octo-Beast and her 14 kids move in, and Octo-Beast, Jon and Hailey have a meth-fueled orgy in a church.
Season Four, Cara and Mady both have Octuplets and their slacker/drug dealer/fucktard boyfriends move in for a good Sarah Palin spin. Kate’s obstacle course now includes anti-personnel mines. While Kate is out hunting for food in dumpsters to feed everyone, Kat Von D covers all 46 kids with tasteless, shitty looking tattoos.
Season Five, the show moves to Los Angeles, and the “18 Kids and Counting” brood moves into the same house there.
If Super Diva Sarah Palin doesn’t succeed in bringing about Armageddon or doesn’t get enough money from Playboy, she’ll need attention from somewhere, so get her bunch in there. The Wasilla Hillbillies were born for reality TV.
That would be some good television right there. It writes itself. “It’s a beautiful liiiiife…”
josh | July 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Stop reporting on this boring ugly whore.
Seriously, does ANYONE care about her shit?
haha | July 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Yes better to go whore yourself out to an octogenarian for money. Yes much more respectable. Hmm which type of exploitation do I want? and having your wedding at his mansion – ah awkward.
woody woodpecker | July 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I feel sorry for Kendra’s kid. She’s probably watching all the great shows on TV instead. Like cartoons. Those keep her occupied and staring at the picture box for hours on end. Hey, Boo-Boo! Soooo funny, right Kendra? Hey, you should name your kid “Picnic”.
Delgo (Dan's friend) | July 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Jon’s engaged! Weeks after filing for divorce, Jon proposes to 22 yr old Hailey in France with a $180,000 ring. He’s spoiling her with a lifestyle he never gave Kate.
pasteve | July 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
So, like, Kendra’s baby will be the Second Coming? That Jesus is such a trickster! But in all fairness, the Virgin Birth story only works once.
Becca | July 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
YIKES. I own that outfit. Exact dress (Ann Taylor Loft thank you!), pink wrap and brown wedge heels. Do NOT know how to feel about that!
Favorite Niece | July 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Aunt Milly (#9)
That was the fall down funniest thing I’ve read all week. Maybe the funniest thing I’ve read all month.
Yay for you.
Ellie | July 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
When Kendra (all I know how to do is …show boobs for money) Wilkinson fells sorry for you – that is really saying something. I think reality TV should die a horrible death and send both those prostitutes packing to the nearest corner with a sign that says will sacrifice ANYTHING/ANYONE for money .
gladys | July 22, 2009 at 5:59 pm
awww. the kids got shots and have cute little hello kitty bandages! :)
…unless there’s another story behind those bandages…
antoinette | July 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I dont give a sh**#t about it, I’m sick of reading about this people
Nero | July 22, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Every time a baby get born Nature is crying another tear.Crying out for redemption.
Darth | July 22, 2009 at 6:15 pm
For both of them the kids are big $$.
Sister Mary Catherine | July 22, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Kendra is a fuckin douchebag. Seriously, who gives a fuck what she thinks? When she was fuckin Hefner for money, she always justified that by saying, “Age ain’t nothin but a number.” Yeah, maybe Kendra except when it comes to your IQ and the age of the dusty old fuck whose balls your gagging on.
I think we all agree that Kate Gosselin is a money grubbing fuck that pimps her kids out for money. Why the fuck don’t they stop writing about her already. That includes you fish.
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C | July 27, 2009 at 7:24 am
Kendra’s face looks like it has taken a blow from those cigarettes. No longer a buttery face, she now has consistent moon cratering.. the end.
sarah fackler | September 11, 2009 at 7:53 am
that bottom part bout the hand job n hef shit was mad lame n childish now yall no y she says wut she does
micro sd | June 3, 2010 at 2:30 am
Beyond the notion that old immortal vampire naïve Hugh Hefner still remember that sex, or even a handjob is, to make – is. I venture that his penis fell off dust particles and dark matter in addition to at least a millennium ago will be demolished.