Kendra Wilkinson is getting a career reduction

March 12th, 2010 // 59 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson revealed she’s getting a breast reduction on last night’s George Lopez Show. Via Us Magazine:

“I feel like I’m a little top heavy,” Kendra, 24, said as the crowd objected to her breast-reduction plans.
Hank tried to be diplomatic. “You know I support her,” he told Lopez. “[But] I’m definitely going to miss them, you know.”

Since one bad decision deserves an equally retarded one, Hugh Hefner tweeted that Kendra is also writing a book now. Although in her defense, if Jenny McCarthy can decide she’s smarter than science, is it that big of a stretch for Kendra to think she has enough thoughts for an entire book? No, really, it’s about time somebody wrote the Great American Novel on milking old man balls for room and board. Granted, I was banking on Cormac McCarthy, this should do.

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  1. Taz

    Leave them in!

  2. john

    Fake tits, meh. Still one of the dumbest bitches in existence.

  3. miss loopy

    meh. she laughs like a stoned dude.

    and honestly, who puts on that much makeup to go for a run??

  4. OTP

    Dumb broad.

    People actually watch George Lopez?!?!

  5. ZombieJulie

    She’s 24? And yet she has more wrinkles in her neck than a 40 year old woman?!

  6. Ego

    Getting a breast reduction?? This has to be a cry for help. OUR SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING ALL AROUND US!!

  7. Sara

    I have 34E’s – naturally – and I never understood why the hell any female would willingly want boobs this huge.

    They’re fucking awesome (as in, they make lingerie look great), but they’re also a great inconvenience. My torso is a small/medium, but I’ve had to buy XL shirts just to fit my boobs. They’re an over-powering feature on me and can make modestly cut clothing look like hooker-ware.

    I can understand why she would be willing to part with them.
    At the same time, I think it’s a sad thing to take away the boobies.

  8. Can it really be considered a BREAST reduction when they are fake? Most people just saying they are getting their implants removed. She looks great for just having a baby, but I find it hilarious she was quoted saying “SIZE 26?? SIZE 26?? I USED TO BE A 23!!!” There is NO way she is a size 26″ waist right now. Sorry, she is not a size 5.

  9. Oh and #5, wrinkles like that are very common on women with large breasts…especially if one sleeps on their stomach. I’m 25 and have the same issue…ever since I was about 17. Unattractive, I know, but not something that can be helped. lol

  10. She just wants to be relevant, uggh

  11. KIKI

    @ Alli, I think she claims that she is a natural beauty. Pam Anderson went up and down in her implant sizes too.

  12. cant* be helped. oops

  13. havoc

    Big tits or little tits, she still has that annoying fucking laugh….

    .

  14. Sport

    another talentless, self absorbed fuck.

  15. alex

    she’s fucking ghetto and mentally retarted

  16. IKE

    Hugh said WHAT?? He is definitely an OLD geezer now. How come his comment wasn’t, “LET’S PHOTOGRAPH THEM PUPPIES BEFORE THEY’RE GONE?!!?!!”
    He puts that scab Tara Reid on the cover and he wont go after massive boobies??
    alzheimer’s?

  17. Jack

    This gal is REALLY not going to age well. Seriously… she is really going to look horrible at 40+ no matter what she does. That guy who married her obviously did not shop very smart.

  18. who dat

    That guy who married her obviously did not shop very smart.

    That’s what divorce is for

  19. bar room hero

    I remember one episode where she had a ‘grille’ made for her teeth, how f’ing ghetto…disgusting.

    I always thought all three of them looked traylor – trash.

  20. Huh?

    @9 Alli…explain that again?
    Huge tits give you neck wrinkles?
    MilkaWhat?
    Does that explain the laugh??

  21. Nikk

    @Sara…….pictures please???

  22. lol I thought she was referring to wrinkles on the lower neck line.

  23. They’ll reduce more as she loses weight I’m sure. And if she’s breastfeeding they’ll shrink when she stops.

  24. Idon’t think that when people grow up, they will become morebroad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it’s aselecting process, knowing what’s the most important and what’s theleast. And then be a simple man

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  26. I think she claims that she is a natural beauty.

  27. These fucking douchebags. “Personal trainer”. This dumb cunt needs someone to tell her how to run?

    Plus, her face is getting fat. Legs look like tree trunks too.

  28. It looks like she is working hard to maintain her figure.

  29. captain america

    please hide your kids as fast as possible!!

  30. me

    Good for you Kendra. Set a good example for your children. You don’t need plastic to be beautiful. There’s enough plastic in the world. You don’t need to buy beauty off the shelf or from a doctor. And for God’s sake, don’t listen to negative people. Most of them are insecure in themselves that they wear it on their sleeves and try to bring others down. If you do what they say – they win. Heidi Montag gave all kinds of affirmations to these insecure losers. Don’t be a part of that!

    REAL is beautiful. If you can overcome “imperfections” you’re doing a good job at being a human being. Leave the surgery up to the REALLY insecure ones.

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  32. Cantilever

    She never should have had implants in the first place.
    What’s a crime of humanity is when naturally large busty women have reductions. That’s just a crying shame there.

  33. timjack

    Maybe I could suck them dry and make them smaller?

  34. wonkavision

    Not sure what’s worse, talentless Kendra or that idiot “personal trainer” holding his phone while exercising. And his tats looks like blood clots.
    People are so weak.

  35. b o l t o n

    ~19 A grill????? nasty. what a coal-burner!

  36. Fati87

    She is 24?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the FUCK?! She doesn’t look a day younger than 35!!!! Holy…

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    Maybe she should see where they end up after she finishes losing the baby weight before doing anything…

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  42. Nero

    Is it just me or did she gain a bit weight? I mean switching from old- to young man . .

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  45. Ed

    Q: “Have you seen Hugh Hefner naked?”

    A: “Noooo”.

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  47. “if Jenny McCarthy can decide she’s smarter than science” <–If the author of this article is referring to Jenny and her campaign against autism and vaccines then Sorry misinformed mainstream media brainwashed author; but Jenny McCarthy actually shared real science and facts on deadly vaccinations. Try reading from better sources and educate yourself. Or, just have a kid, vaccinate it then wait till it gets chronic illnesses. Go back to sleep. Idiots.

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