Kendra Wilkinson is getting a career reduction

Kendra Wilkinson revealed she’s getting a breast reduction on last night’s George Lopez Show. Via Us Magazine:

“I feel like I’m a little top heavy,” Kendra, 24, said as the crowd objected to her breast-reduction plans.
Hank tried to be diplomatic. “You know I support her,” he told Lopez. “[But] I’m definitely going to miss them, you know.”

Since one bad decision deserves an equally retarded one, Hugh Hefner tweeted that Kendra is also writing a book now. Although in her defense, if Jenny McCarthy can decide she’s smarter than science, is it that big of a stretch for Kendra to think she has enough thoughts for an entire book? No, really, it’s about time somebody wrote the Great American Novel on milking old man balls for room and board. Granted, I was banking on Cormac McCarthy, this should do.