Kendra Wilkinson and the other ‘Girls’ exodus explained

September 29th, 2008 // 60 Comments

If you thought the recent Wall Street crash was bad (How ’bout that Dow today?), talk to Hugh Hefner: It’s costing him pussy. The recent credit crunch has forced the Playboy founder to reduce staff which fully, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt because they’re prostitutes explains why Kendra Wilkinson (above), Holly Madison and Bridgett Marquardt are jumping ship. The Daily Telegraph reports:

The 83-year-old has been told to lay off some of his staff at his Los Angeles and New York offices as soon as this month or go bankrupt.
The company has recently seen shares fall from £6.20 to £1.55. An insider at the company told the Daily Star that bosses had been aware of the worsening situation for “a while”.
“Only the top brass has known for a while how bad things have been for Hef recently.”
Spokeswoman Elizabeth Austin would not confirm the sackings, saying: “It is our policy not to comment on corporate matters such as employee issues.”

If Hugh Hefner, of all people, dies old and alone without giant fake breasts in his face, then my God, what hope is there for the rest of us? Damn you, stock market. DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Thanks to Josh who still dreams of having a stripper dance on his open casket.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. HughJohnson

    Wow, Hugh had his staff reduced? ouch!!

  2. jennifer hammond

    I went to high school with her bf Hank Baskett in Clovis NM. His parents are super goody goody and I bet his mamma isnt too happy with that hoochie banging out with her little boy.

  3. Dar

    Of course Hef is going broke. You know how much a truck full of Viagra costs? Now try paying for one every week!

  4. Frybread

    She has a nice body but a busted face.

  5. Carina

    Geez! I’m sure Gramps didn’t leave there these babes poor — so there’s no longer any need to going on screwing that dried up old prune with the baggy skin and saggy muscles. I, for one, am not surprised they all decided It was time to move on to men who still had hard bodies. Maybe they’ll all get married and have the kids they want with men who still actually have a sperm count. Kudos to them for letting the next needy bunch replace them, and get their grubstake!

  6. matt

    maybe hef just got sick of listening to that moronic laugh of hers. she looks like a dude with bleached white hair. she is SO dumb.

  7. ouch, i’ll miss your 3 baby girls. hope u do well. god bless.

  8. ouch, i’ll miss your 3 baby girls. hope u do well. god bless.

  9. jess

    evry1 sayin shit bout um shuld realy actualy no wat der talkin bout..
    i love de show. der all funny nd entertainin nd de reason de left him is coz they wanted 2 get married nd hav kids nd hef didnt want that… nothin gotta do wit the money…

  10. evry1 sayin shit bout um shuld realy actualy no wat der talkin bout..
    de reason de left him is coz they wanted 2 get married nd hav kids nd hef didnt want that… nothin gotta do wit the money…

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