So how’s everybody doing so far? Best of luck to everyone on the coast right now, seeing some fucked up shit coming out of Ocean City, Maryland and Atlantic City. Photo Boy and I are still hanging in there, not seeing much our way except for rain and the occasional increasingly stronger wind gust which will probably take down some trees unless our giant weather boners hit them first. I’m sorry, did I type that out loud? Anyway, while Photo Boy continues slapping together a Crap We Missed that will hopefully go up before we go dark, I’m going to throw a bunch of celebrities in Halloween costumes from the weekend at you because New York is basically shut down taking most of the celebrity media world down with it. Case in point: Here’s the type of stories I’m getting. (OMG, Birkin bags?! No way!) So sit back, preferably away from any windows, and enjoy the pretty pictures until I’m put into a position where I have to choose which family member gets eaten first based on how hard it will be to pontoon to their house. *looks at grandmother across the street* Oh, how I’ll miss your cookies…
And Now’s The Part Where We Throw A Bunch of Pics of Celebrities in Halloween Costumes At You
October 29th, 2012 // 23 Comments
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
Um, yea…cause when the nipples are painted it’s much more modest and you don’t have to cover them.
Kendra has to think of a costume…can’t come up with anything that doesn’t involve being naked. At least she knows where her talents lie.
I thought “zebra with daddy issues” was a pretty clever costume idea myself.
Funny that NOW she covers her nipples.
Eww.
*looks at pics*
So, Fish…What about them Birkin bags?
Dude with the hair dryer, not so close to Kendra’s boobs as silicone melts when too much heat is applied right?
Nothing says classy like not wearing a shirt!
You’re having a category 1 hurricane? Cool Story Bro.
Why even bother to cover your nipples, Kendra? We seen your goods many, many times.
Thank God the lockout is over.
face here looks like the girl from the Sam Roberts “Apple 5″ viral video.
When you think about how much a person must go through when they have breast augmentation surgery this kinda makes sense.
I’m sure she was handsomely compensated for her time here.
Much better to be a stripper than a whore.
Did someone say “Birkin”? Holy shit! OMG! Heeheeheeehehe :op
Looks awesome to me!
Dammit Wahlberg.. you’re everywhere!!!…
Paint that dogs face. Wooof!
Yeah, too bad they can’t paint her to not be pig-fuck ugly.
The ‘Busted-Looking Slut’ costume makes a nice diversion from The Joker, you have to admit.
“And Now’s The Part Where We Throw A Bunch of Pics of Celebrities in Halloween Costumes At You”
I see only three pics, and no celebrities.
Ew why do we have to watch the same 30 sec ad every time we want to see pics? I’m done here.
Well, she is used to being airbrushed.