Kendra Wilkinson’s Moving Out

July 1st, 2014 // 24 Comments
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Considering her husband hasn’t issued any sort of denial whatsoever about his alleged affair with transsexual model Ava Sabrina London, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that moving trucks were outside Kendra Wilkinson‘s house, and she supposedly flushed her wedding ring down the toilet, according to Us Weekly:

Once Wilkinson discovered an unexplained—and damning—charge on his credit card, she “flipped out,” the source says. In a rage, she punched walls in their Calabasas, Calif. home, threw their 2009 wedding photos into the pool, and even pulled off her wedding ring, flushing it down the toilet, the source says.

Considering Hank’s already dropping $500 for just a handjob, it probably would’ve been a good idea to hold onto that ring for the day he can’t make child support because he’s spending $80,000 on anal. Granted, I’m not a financial advisor, I do have a rudimentary understanding of basic butt math. For example, if X equals the male penis, and Y equals some sort of hole, then X + Y = Ah, shit I’m broke. A child could do it.

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  1. renotastic

    Hope her kids, Kate’s eight and Farrah’s kid get used to the CHEAPER drugs to cope with their fucked up lives.

  2. Since neither of them has a steady job, I think I smell a reality series being pitched last week (before the punching walls, photos in the pool and rign down the toilet, most likley all captured for the camera).

  3. Murder/suicide sounds like the best option from a LOLs standpoint.

  4. She slept with the Crypt Keeper for money. On TV.

    Did she really expect to attract and marry a normal dude?

  5. it had to be said

    Good grief. If people like this would just avoid having kids they could lead their wasted lives without impacting anyone at all. Hank gets tranny handys, Kendra tries to eek the last few dollars out of her bolt-ons and camel toe and everyone goes home with chlamydia. No fuss.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Let’s see, Hank and Casper have hot wives and theyre caught fooling around with trannies….trannies that look like hot strippers, have the sex drive of a man, and give up anal every time…..hey maybe these guys are onto something!

  7. Scenario: you can either blow a tranny or be married to a woman with that laugh

    Tough choice. Tough!

  8. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Wet Republic Pool Party
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    They say she’s retarded but them titties aren’t retarded!

  9. …she knows the cardinal rule: in any relationship, you can only have one filthy, cocksucking whore …never two.

  10. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Wait, wait – which one’s the tranny? Is there just one, or two, maybe three trannies in this story?

    Ah, let them fvck themselves. I need a drink.

  11. j/k

    That’s why I hate rich people. $500 for a hand job when he has a penis and a man-hand right there.

  12. Why the fuck would anyone pay for a hand hob? I have hands. I’m not going to shell out money for someone to do what I can do to myself for free. You better start sucking or fucking if you want any money.

  13. Hank always seemed so classy and smart, Kendra so none of those things that I could never figure out why he stayed with someone that crazy-dumb. So he likes a little something extra, who’s really to judge – I’m sure whoever it was, there was a certain amount of relief it wasn’t Kendra. As for Casper, he was dating trannies before JLO that looked just like her, unless she’s a full on ree ree Jlo had to know what was up with her pretend boyfriend.
    Hank’s still the better parent.

  14. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Wet Republic Pool Party
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    So, she’s wearing a jill, right? Right?
    Hello? Hello?

  15. Mick

    I still have a spare room somewhere.

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