Kendra Wilkinson & Kate Gosselin Are Your First ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’

February 14th, 2013 // 19 Comments
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If you’ve ever seen Wife Swap, put a gun in your mouth and welcome death’s sweet embrace for this life can no longer comfort you now. If you haven’t, it’s a show about couples swapping wives for two weeks that ABC has now expanded to celebrities including ones that aren’t even married because the first rule of reality television is, “Just film fucking anything. Anything at all.” Which brings us to Kendra Wilkinson and Kate Gosselin who will swap lives in the first episode and give me an excuse to post giant, fake jugs if you’re looking for a theme here. Us Weekly reports:

Gosselin will get to stay with Wilkinson’s husband, former NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett, and their son Hank, 3, while Wilkinson will become a single mother of eight kids (twins Cara and Mady, 12, and sextuplets Aaden, Collin, Joel, Leah, Alexis and Hannah, 8), whom Gosselin shares with ex-husband Jon.

Considering this is a horribly uneven trade, I’m going to assume the point of this show is to demonstrate porn stars will do anything for money which is stupid because there’s literally an entire Internet full of free, readily available proof. And, yes, I’m talking about these Lindsay Lohan posts. What the hell else would I have meant?

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  1. So a nasty skank whore with ridiculous fake tits is going to swap husbands with Kendra? Eh…I’ll watch.

  2. I know absolutely nothing about Hank Baskett except that he’s an African-American football player (um, right?), but that alone tells me that he’s unlikely to put up with Kate Gosselin’s control-freak b.s. for more than 15 seconds. Tell me that he gives her the bitch-slap that she has so richly deserved for years, and I’ll watch.

    Okay, I won’t really watch. But I’ll enjoy knowing that it happened.

  3. Kendra Vagina Flash Butt Nipples Wilkinson
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    I can feel them…thats real enough for me.

  4. Mumra

    Shouldn’t this program now be retitled “One Hot, smoking Wife and One Dried Up Husk of a Never to be Married again Harpie Swap”?

    BTW, I can guarantee you that those kids will do ANYTHING to keep Kendra Wilkinson – no so much that she’s a great mother, but that by now those kids have NO IDEA who Kate whatever her name is.

  5. not a fair swap–putting Kendra in a single parent nightmare and giving Kate the break of her dreams.

  6. The loser in all of this?
    The “once sat on the bench for an NFL Team” guy.

  7. I’ll watch if Jon shows up and starts hitting on Kendra.

  8. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    “Kids! Mommy extended your 15 of minutes of fame a few more seconds again! We’re gonna be…wh…why are you all crying?”

  9. I hope Jon walks into the house, clubs her over the head, and proceeds to hump the living shit out of her on the floor and act like it’s perfectly normal.

    While he’s smoking a cigarette, naturally.

    • Schmidtler

      I bet he could stroll right into the house, tell Kendra ‘the producers said this would be totally cool’, and she’d go right along with it.

  10. Kendra Vagina Flash Butt Nipples Wilkinson
    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gonna drill holes in that dress…

  11. MaddRev

    more crap on TV!!! what happen to the talent that you had to have o make movies and TV shows?

  12. This show will win all sorts of awards after Kate kills herself because shes the first bleached blonde woman with multiple kids who cant get a random black man to have sex with her.

  13. Kevin K.

    Kate isn’t a celebrity !!

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